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Mondo Diablo Episode 372: Blown For Good

I’ve been knee-deep in the CONtrovery of Scientology lately, as it seems I’m mired in the False Slack of casual video games. You know, the stuff meant for middle-aged ladies like myself. I mostly like hidden-object mysteries, but I’m sort of in love with the casual mindlessness of Time-Management, Build-a-Village kind of games. Anyway, I listen to tons of videos and interviews about Scientology, and I feel like I’m almost an expert. For example, I know for a fact that I’m PTS and downstat. That means I’m sick, and someone in my life is responsible. To quote Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 from Outer Space, “Somebody is responsible!”

Playlist

Headley 1
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The White Sisters * Trust God in the Dark
Mel Blanc * Daffy Duck
Marty Gold * Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Headley 2
The Peanuts * The Glass Castle
Alvino Rey * Idaho
Headley 3
Colette Magny * The House of the Rising Sun
Jeb Bush * Immigrants are More Fertile
Orchester Wodka a Go-Go * Wolgabootschlepper
Headley 4
Johnny “Gay Pimp” McGovern * Do Your Thing in Montreal
African Maid
Angelo Badalamenti * Falling (with vocals by Julee Cruise)
Headley 5
Fanfarlo * Myth of Myself (A Ruse to Exploit Our Weakness)
Say Hebbo to Tarvuism
Armondo Trovaioli * I Giovanni Benvenuti
Headley 6
He’ll Fuck You Up
The Golden Age of Knowledge
Some Insane Song
Headley 7
Joe Meek and the Blue Men * March of the Dribcots
Whatever Happened to Manhood?
James Last * U Humbah
Headley 8
Nervous Norvus * I Like Girls
Claire Headley * St Petersburg Times Report 2010
Isabelle Pierre * Les Temps est Bon
Headley 9
Pizzicato Five * Sukiyaki
Leah Remini Files Missing Persons Report
Piero Piccioni * North Pole Penguin
Headley 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 365: The Rise and Fall of God

This week’s content comes to us from http://www.everythingisterrible.com/, from the DJ/collage artist Defenestrator III (look for his tag on the posts there). In honor of the great work he does for the collective, or whatever you would call the folks at Everything is Terrible, I will now be posting all my podcasts in 160 kbps. I don’t think 82 megabytes is that much for most casual computing. It may put a bit of a strain on my cloud storage, but I think it’s the right thing to do. If you don’t want to download the music, please check me out on Soundcloud, at https://soundcloud.com/hellbound-allee.

Playlist

The Rise and Fall of God 1
Alleee 1
Barry Tiffon * A Candy Bar for Elvis
Bernard Hermann * Space Stations
The Rise and Fall of God 2
The Serendipity Singers * Love to Love
The Rudy Schwartz Project * To Protect and Serve
The Rise and Fall of God 3
Sandra Hass * Kleiner Mann
Mr. F Lee Mur * “Bob” Song
The Rise and Fall of God 4
Blood Pressure
Piero Umiliani * Orgasmo
The Rise and Fall of God 5
Barry Louis Polisar * I Eat Kids
Lena Horne * Good for Nothin’ Joe
The Rise and Fall of God 6
Luculle Starr * Sukiyaki
Rob Randall * God Leads His Children Along
The Rise and Fall of God 7
Three Separate Bobs
Randy Van Horne * Paper Moon
The Rise and Fall of God 8
Patience and Prudence * You Belong to Me
Prisoner
The Rise and Fall of God 9
Stevie WOnder * Yesterme Yesterday
Stone * Je Reviens Chez Moi
The Rise and Fall of God 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 328: Funky, Fervent Fundies

It has been awhile since my last podcast honoring http://www.fstdt.com , so I thought I’d add one. I think you’ll be pleased. I hope you’ll be pleased.

Playlist

Fundies 1
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Jean-Jacques Perrey * Parade Des Soldats De Bois
Zoogz Rift * Heart Attack
Fundies 2
Was Not Was * Wheel Me Out
Coon-Sanders Nighthawks * Here Comes My Ball and Chain
Fundies 3
Alan Hawkshaw & Alan Parker * Happy Bluebeat
The Rudy Schwartz Project * Snot Mouth Tweedle
Fundies 4
Gil Evans/Jimmie Hendrix * Angel
The Swingle Singers * I Am the Walrus
Fundies 5
Gaetan Poirier * Winter Carnival Reel
Slack Bangers * Bob is Luv
Fundies 6
Günter Noris * Jumbo
Jose Gonzales * Love Will Tear Us Apart
Fundies 7
James Clarke * Kids’ Stuff
The Psychoskeletons * Jesus in the Sky
Fundies 8
Irving Fields Trio * Mama’s Mambo
Sid Hemphill, Lucius Smith, Will Head & Alec Askew * Skillet Good and Greasy
Fundies 9
Alan Parker & Alan Hawkshaw * Stratosphere
The Residents * Nineteen Ninety-Nine
Fundies 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 312: Bob McCoy’s Museum of Quackery

Museum of Quackery
About Bob McCoy

Playlist

Bob McCoy 1
Alleee 1
Delta Rhythm Boys * A Sittin and A Rockin
Marty Gold and Donald Hulme * Spinning Wheel
Bob 2
Jack Teagarden * You Rascal You
Yvette Horner * Domino
Bob 3
The Light Crust Dough Boys * Pussy, Pussy, Pussy
David Rose * I’ll Never Smile Again
Bob 4
Frances Baskerville (The Singing Psychic) * Children of the Street
Alvino Rey & his Orchestra * William Tell Overture
Bob 5
Frederic * Je Me Souviens
Marty Gold and Donald Hulme * Classical Gas
Bob 6
Jesus, I Heard you Had a Big One
Ed Cox * Le Fanfare de Teuffers
Bob 7
Eddie Osborne * Kitten on the Keys
Hollyridge Strings * Sound of Silence
Bob 8
Follow the Leader
Mary Schneider * Barber of Seville
Michael Warlop Orchestre * Strange Harmony
Bob 9
Mel Blanc * Bugs Bunny
Peter Mullens * Marga Marga
Jimmy Rhodes * Alley Cat
Bob 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 302: The Antichrist is Here

Two sermons in a row! I’ll have to give you all a break from this nonsense. But since ATLAH has it on “good authority” that Oprah is the Antichrist and that Obama is the False Prophet, well, I’d better get that Important Information to you tout de suite!

Playlist

The Antichrist 1
Alleee 1
Kane’s Cousins * Take Your Love and Shove it
Vangelis * Alpha
The Antichrist 2
The Serendipity Singers * Rain Doll
Grant Green * Fountain Scene
The Antichrist 3
Chris Wind * Old Mother Hubbard
James Last * Du, Du, Du
The Antichrist 4
Satanic Puppeteer Orchestra * Where is my Mind
Bill LeSage & Tony Kinsey * Vibes in Counterpoint
The Antichrist 5
The Former Yugoslavia * The Transformed Pitch Man
Steve Gray * Regrets
The Antichrist 6
The Midas Touch * I Believed it All
The Aaron Bell Orchestra * Kookie’s Kaper
The Antichrist 7
Johnny Whitaker * The Magician
Bill M Kimmo Portjonen * Kalmukki
The Antichrist 8
Pierre Charby * Mes Petits Fans Cherie
Jacques Siroul * Diamant
The Antichrist 9
Scatman Crothers * Saint James Infirmary
Ray Anthony * Peter Gunn
The Antichrist10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 301: How Would Satan Destroy the Human Race? He’d put Pants on Women, with Pastor Jack Hyles

It’s not Mothers’ Day, but with all the daffodils and crocuses coming up, it just might be time to drag out a Mother’s Day sermon. After all, it’s Women’s History Month, and this is, historically, what it’s like to be a woman listening to this kind of sermon every year on Mothers’ Day. Yeah, you get to hear about what an evil slut you are. I suddenly realize that it’s pretty damned easy to find something to listen to to be reminded how big of an evil slut you are, and I really didn’t need to help. But sometimes, just sometimes, we privileged few who do not have to live in that kind of environment (where you have to listen to males between the ages of 14 and 30 who were not raised by two moms), you don’t realize what kind of propaganda gets pumped into the souls of people with evil, slutty vaginas and vulvae and pudenda and that sort of thing. Makes us watch terrible television and read awful magazines, apparently. That’s beside the point. If I wanted to Destroy America, I’d….wait a minute. I DO want to Destroy America! The answer, my sistahs, is to consume, consume, consume False Slack. If only I’d have known it was so easy…

Playlist

Destroy the Human Race 1
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Reggae Death Squad * Gek Op McDonalds
Ennio Morricone * Scherzi a Parte
Destroy the Human Race 2
Baby Lu-Lu * Jesus Loves Me
Heavy Confetti * Down in Dobbstown
Destroy the Human Race 3
Girldets * Fine Wine
Johnny Pearson * Hummingbird 2
Destroy the Human Race 4
Jason Elbogen’s Good Gods * So Shall We Live
Larry Stepniak * Amnesia Edit
Destroy the Human Race 5
Joe Gasko * Love to Love You, Baby
Keith Mansfield * International Event
Destroy the Human Race 6
Lenny LaCour * Maharishi
Marian Mustoe * Pentecost
Destroy the Human Race 7
Adriano Celetano * Prisencolinensinainciusol
Alan Hawkshaw * Bristol Bounce
Destroy the Human Race 8
Tommy Hoen and Chris Bell * Love You All Day Long
Reverend Billy Hawks * WFMU Miracle Soap
Destroy the Human Race 9
Leonard Lee * Wiggin’ Out
Bill LeSage * Vibes in Counterpoint
Destroy the Human Race 10
Scatman Crothers * Saint James Infirmary
The Smoke * Sugar Man
Destroy the Human Race 11
Alleee 2

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