Mondo Diablo Episode 373: ClownDating dot com

Just to clarify, I would totally date a clown. As long as he or she were an atheist and a feminist, reasonably intelligent, with basic domestic skills.

Playlist

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Michelle Bachman * Spank the President
Did You Say “Bob?”
Doug Duke * It’s Only a Paper Moon
Matt Barber * Homo Nomo Reason
Buckle Down with Nixon
John Carradine for Tires
Firesign Theatre for a Creation Museum
Perrey and Kingsley * Carousel of the Planets
Escape from Pray the Gay Away
Orange is the New Black * Piper and Miss Claudette talk about Slack
Norel Pref * “Bob” Song
Funkadelic * Sexy Ways
Zeet Band * Moogie woogie
Daubenmire is Sick and Tired of Being Sodomized
Public Enemy Number “Bob”
Pastor John Rydgren * The Happening
Crudbump * I Don’t Do Shit
Mary Lambert * She Keeps Me Warm
Marr Barber * Christians Must…
Send to “Bob”
Disconnection in Scientology is Real
Langley Schools * Space Oddity
Enturbulator 009 * Bigotwatch THIS
Sssssserves Ssssssatan
Life in the Year 2000
The Adventures of Maisie
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay: The Homophobia Song
The Story of “Bob”
Regina Spektor * You’ve Got Time
Kathleen Hanna on what got her into talking about violence against women
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Mondo Diablo Episode 372: Blown For Good

I’ve been knee-deep in the CONtrovery of Scientology lately, as it seems I’m mired in the False Slack of casual video games. You know, the stuff meant for middle-aged ladies like myself. I mostly like hidden-object mysteries, but I’m sort of in love with the casual mindlessness of Time-Management, Build-a-Village kind of games. Anyway, I listen to tons of videos and interviews about Scientology, and I feel like I’m almost an expert. For example, I know for a fact that I’m PTS and downstat. That means I’m sick, and someone in my life is responsible. To quote Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 from Outer Space, “Somebody is responsible!”

Playlist

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The White Sisters * Trust God in the Dark
Mel Blanc * Daffy Duck
Marty Gold * Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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The Peanuts * The Glass Castle
Alvino Rey * Idaho
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Colette Magny * The House of the Rising Sun
Jeb Bush * Immigrants are More Fertile
Orchester Wodka a Go-Go * Wolgabootschlepper
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Johnny “Gay Pimp” McGovern * Do Your Thing in Montreal
African Maid
Angelo Badalamenti * Falling (with vocals by Julee Cruise)
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Fanfarlo * Myth of Myself (A Ruse to Exploit Our Weakness)
Say Hebbo to Tarvuism
Armondo Trovaioli * I Giovanni Benvenuti
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He’ll Fuck You Up
The Golden Age of Knowledge
Some Insane Song
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Joe Meek and the Blue Men * March of the Dribcots
Whatever Happened to Manhood?
James Last * U Humbah
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Nervous Norvus * I Like Girls
Claire Headley * St Petersburg Times Report 2010
Isabelle Pierre * Les Temps est Bon
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Pizzicato Five * Sukiyaki
Leah Remini Files Missing Persons Report
Piero Piccioni * North Pole Penguin
Headley 10
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Mondo Diablo Episode 365: The Rise and Fall of God

This week’s content comes to us from http://www.everythingisterrible.com/, from the DJ/collage artist Defenestrator III (look for his tag on the posts there). In honor of the great work he does for the collective, or whatever you would call the folks at Everything is Terrible, I will now be posting all my podcasts in 160 kbps. I don’t think 82 megabytes is that much for most casual computing. It may put a bit of a strain on my cloud storage, but I think it’s the right thing to do. If you don’t want to download the music, please check me out on Soundcloud, at https://soundcloud.com/hellbound-allee.

Playlist

The Rise and Fall of God 1
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Barry Tiffon * A Candy Bar for Elvis
Bernard Hermann * Space Stations
The Rise and Fall of God 2
The Serendipity Singers * Love to Love
The Rudy Schwartz Project * To Protect and Serve
The Rise and Fall of God 3
Sandra Hass * Kleiner Mann
Mr. F Lee Mur * “Bob” Song
The Rise and Fall of God 4
Blood Pressure
Piero Umiliani * Orgasmo
The Rise and Fall of God 5
Barry Louis Polisar * I Eat Kids
Lena Horne * Good for Nothin’ Joe
The Rise and Fall of God 6
Luculle Starr * Sukiyaki
Rob Randall * God Leads His Children Along
The Rise and Fall of God 7
Three Separate Bobs
Randy Van Horne * Paper Moon
The Rise and Fall of God 8
Patience and Prudence * You Belong to Me
Prisoner
The Rise and Fall of God 9
Stevie WOnder * Yesterme Yesterday
Stone * Je Reviens Chez Moi
The Rise and Fall of God 10
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Mondo Diablo Episode 301: How Would Satan Destroy the Human Race? He’d put Pants on Women, with Pastor Jack Hyles

It’s not Mothers’ Day, but with all the daffodils and crocuses coming up, it just might be time to drag out a Mother’s Day sermon. After all, it’s Women’s History Month, and this is, historically, what it’s like to be a woman listening to this kind of sermon every year on Mothers’ Day. Yeah, you get to hear about what an evil slut you are. I suddenly realize that it’s pretty damned easy to find something to listen to to be reminded how big of an evil slut you are, and I really didn’t need to help. But sometimes, just sometimes, we privileged few who do not have to live in that kind of environment (where you have to listen to males between the ages of 14 and 30 who were not raised by two moms), you don’t realize what kind of propaganda gets pumped into the souls of people with evil, slutty vaginas and vulvae and pudenda and that sort of thing. Makes us watch terrible television and read awful magazines, apparently. That’s beside the point. If I wanted to Destroy America, I’d….wait a minute. I DO want to Destroy America! The answer, my sistahs, is to consume, consume, consume False Slack. If only I’d have known it was so easy…

Playlist

Destroy the Human Race 1
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Reggae Death Squad * Gek Op McDonalds
Ennio Morricone * Scherzi a Parte
Destroy the Human Race 2
Baby Lu-Lu * Jesus Loves Me
Heavy Confetti * Down in Dobbstown
Destroy the Human Race 3
Girldets * Fine Wine
Johnny Pearson * Hummingbird 2
Destroy the Human Race 4
Jason Elbogen’s Good Gods * So Shall We Live
Larry Stepniak * Amnesia Edit
Destroy the Human Race 5
Joe Gasko * Love to Love You, Baby
Keith Mansfield * International Event
Destroy the Human Race 6
Lenny LaCour * Maharishi
Marian Mustoe * Pentecost
Destroy the Human Race 7
Adriano Celetano * Prisencolinensinainciusol
Alan Hawkshaw * Bristol Bounce
Destroy the Human Race 8
Tommy Hoen and Chris Bell * Love You All Day Long
Reverend Billy Hawks * WFMU Miracle Soap
Destroy the Human Race 9
Leonard Lee * Wiggin’ Out
Bill LeSage * Vibes in Counterpoint
Destroy the Human Race 10
Scatman Crothers * Saint James Infirmary
The Smoke * Sugar Man
Destroy the Human Race 11
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Mondo Diablo Episode 300: It’s a Conspiracy II

Does anyone think I need to celebrate because we have a big, round, and soft number here? I mean, should I wait until 500? That could be a long time from now.

Anti-irregardless, I hope everyone knows that this is one way to find out about what I’m doing, but there’s also Facebook, which I, uh, “do.” You can find “my facebook” at http://www.facebook.com/hellbound.alleee . Go ahead and friend me. It’s best to say, “hey I like yer podsmack” or something like that. If not that, Praise “Bob” and yer in.

Enjoy The Conspiracy, because It enjoys you.

Playlist

Conspiracy 11
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The Al Sharpton Show * Sarah Palin/Michael Jackson?
Conspiracy Theory Proved True?
Conspiracy 12
Billy May * Mission Impossible
Are You Putting Your Child at Risk?
Conspiracy 13
Devo * Deep Sleep
The Antichrist Speaks?
Conspiracy 14
Spike Jones and his Orchestra * Harlem Nocturne
Paul is Dead?
Conspiracy 15
Stang on Conspiracy 1
Norman Rose/Melissa Manchester * You are a Fluke of the Universe * written by Christopher Guest
Obama’s Fake Birth Certificate?
Conspiracy 16
Talking Heads * Puzzlin’ Evidence
Rainbow Conspiracy?
Conspiracy 17
MK12 * Telephone Me
Gay Rainbow Conspiracy?
Conspiracy 18
Stang on Conspiracy 2
Earle Hagen * I Spy
The Weakness of the Con
Conspiracy 19
Frances Baskerville * The Grassy Knoll
Who Killed JFK?
Rachel Maddow talks to the John Birch Society
Conspiracy 20
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Mondo Diablo Episode 282: Let Us Play at Exorcism!

This week, our old friend Bob Larson tries to pull off some amazingly New Age therapy on some gay men. It includes the assumption that they hate their fathers, and when that doesn’t pan out, they hate their mothers. I suppose if this guy had hated his father, he would have pulled out some old men out of the audience to help with his routine, and it would have been a big male affection festival. Which is really gay.

Playlist

Let Us Play At Exorcism 1
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Reuben Reeves * Parson Blues
Seattle
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Luis E Bacalov * Lamica
Darwin Breweries
Whispering Jack Smith * Baby Face
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Red Nichols and his Five Pennies * Sweet Georgia Brown
Brother Joe May and the Pilgrim Travelers * It Didn’t Cost Very Much
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Andy Alona and his Novelty Four * That Lovin’ Hula
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Diane Renay * Man of Mystery
Let Us Play At Exorcism5
Nino Rota * Jeanette of the Spirits
U.S. Plus
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders * I’m Just Wild About Animal Crackers
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Rufus Hofbagger * All You Need is Toys
Brasil ’66 * Mas Que Nada
Let Us Play At Exorcism7
Witchita Lineman
Lucky Duck Garage
Nora Orlandi * A Doppia Faccia
Let Us Play At Exorcism8
Rockwell Blake * Rossini * Duo Des Chats
Pam Miller * The Marine Corps Builds Men
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The Otis Skilling Singers * The Lord Above
Cleary & Harding * We no Speak Americano
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Mondo Diablo Episode 277: The Dunwich Horror

The Dunwich Horror comes to us from H. P. Lovecraft, who informs us of the origins of Cthulu. You would think that, coming from Massachusetts, Lord Cthulu would be a democrat. Oh well, live and learn.

Playlist

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Robert Cobert * Quentin’s Theme
Ruth Roberts, Bil Katz, Gene Piller * The Pumpkin on the Vine
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Ozzie Nelson & his Orchestra * The Black Cat
Satanic Puppeteer Orchestra * Werewolves of London
Dunwich 3
Robert Cobert * Dark Shadows
Boris Karloff Speaks
Dunwich 4
Attileo Mineo * Science of Tomorrow
Homer and Jethro * Don’t Jump Off the Roof, Dad
Dunwich 5
Naomi Hall * Bride of the Monster
I Only Have Eyes for You
Dunwich 6
Charles Newman * Satan Takes a Holiday
Melody Jane * Little Blue Man
Dunwich 7
Silly Symphony Cartoon * Hells Bells
Dunwich 8
Red Buttons * Strange Things are Happening
The Modernaires * The Rockin’ Ghost
Dunwich 9
Tommy Dorsey * My Friend the Ghost
Udo Lindenberg * O Rhesus Negativ
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Mondo Diablo Episode 276: Do Whatever You Want; Don’t Mind Me

In case you’re wondering, I saw this video posted on this blog: http://goeagles2u.blogspot.com/ . I don’t know if anyone is entertained by endtimes predictions, but I wouldn’t mind if the blog author saw this on his trackback.

This is another typical alarmist video from some Christian preacher. A Warning-against-Rampant-Satanism video is not a rarity, not by any means. This one happens to be chock full of copyright violationy goodness. Yes, it’s fair use. But I don’t think Disney knows what Fair Use means. You have to wonder how many Christian materials snatched up Disney content to show rampant liberalism/homosexuality/satanism/Communism is. Hey, RIAA: don’t look at me: you should really plumb the depths of the Christian Educational Video genre. It would be a goldmine–for the RIAA, of course, Not for the artists. Riiight. They give money won from lawsuits to ARTISTS. I’d like to see THAT happen.

Playlist

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Horrific Child * Frayeur
John Zacherly * Coolest Little Monster
Do What You Want 2
Cheekyboy * This is Halloween
The New Mayfair Dance Orchestra * The Haunted House
Do What You Want 3
Edgar Hayes and his Orchestra * Satan Takes a Holiday
Anton Szander LaVey * Satan Takes a Holiday
Do What You Want 4
Frankie Stein and his Ghouls * Mummy’s Little Boy
Don Hinson and the Rigormorticians * Do the Rigormortis
Do What You Want 5
Ralph Marterie and his Marlboro Men * Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Oscar Brand and his Young Friends * The Devil’s Question
Do What You Want 6
Robert Corbett * Josette’s Theme
Ruth Roberts, Bill Katz, Gene Piller * Ghoul Days, Ghoul Days
Do What You Want 7
Pilchard * Belalugarage is Dead
Sharkey Todd and his Monsters * Horror Show
Do What You Want 8
Bernard Hermann and his Orchestra * The Day the Earth Stood Still
Ten Foot Two, Eyes of Glue
Do What You Want 9
Lawrence Welk * Mountain King
Glen Gray & Casa Loma Orchestra * The House is Haunted
Do What You Want 10
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Mondo Diablo Episode 267: Satan: The Lesser of Two Evils

Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks that one of the great injustices of the Christian religion is its portrayal of Satan as The Greatest Evil, which isn’t even warranted by biblical standards. This week, I read these two essays:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/lenhardt01.htm

http://daltonator.net/durandal/religion/satan.shtml

Once again, religioustolerance.org proves to be The Go-To site!

Playlist

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The Mulcays * Kiss Me Again
Mitch Wells * Body Thetan
Lesser 2
Alessandro Alessandroni * Cielo Verde
Christian Home Siding
Lesser 3
Esquivel * Port-Au-Prince
John R. Butler * Hand of the Almighty
Lesser 4
Malcolm Lockyer * All I Do is Dream of You
Lemire Twins * Mighty Lak a Rose
Lesser 5
Soul Machine * Twitchie Feet
Alan Scott * Little Boxes
Lesser 6
Mike Sammes * Girl From Ipanema
LSD Educational Video
Lesser 7
Wizards and Warriors II Title Screen
Queen of Uranus
Lesser 8
Billy May * Summer Samba
Scala & Kolacny Brothers * Creep
Lesser 9
Mort Garson * TV Production Music
Sue Lyon * Lolita Ya-Ya
Lesser 10
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