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Mondo Diablo 382: But Who Will Save Thanksgiving?

November 18, 2014

Yes, it’s Time for Turkey, as the lady on the radio says. Or rather, as all those made-up freaks on the food network say. Actually, to tell you the truth, I love Thanksgiving Live on the Food Network. Much better than the balloon parade. Just listen to my sermon on the podcast, and Keep Calm.

Playlist

Sarah Vowell 1
USDA * Turkey Time
Alleee 1
Norm Burns (Song Poem) * Our Thanksgiving Blessings are Great
Turkey in the Straw on Banjo
Sarah Vowell 2
Chase Sanborn Coffee ad 1
Billie Holiday * Autumn in New York
Fiddlin’ Arthur Smith * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 3
Brownie McGhee * Cornbread and Peas
Ken Griffin * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 4
Old Radio Ad * Roma Wines
I Like Pie
Jeremy Shane * Turkey Murder
Sarah Vowell 5
Les Joyeux Beaucerons * Le Cuisiniere
Liberace * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 6
Old Radio * Fat and Grease 3
Larry Taylor * Autumn Portrait
Leon Haywood * Cornbread and Buttermilk
Sarah Vowell 7
Marv Herzog * Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie Polka
Tennessee Mafia Jug Band * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 8
Mr. F. Le Mur * Pork Chop
The Brady Bunch * Don’t Attack the Fort
The Night They Invented Poutine
Sarah Vowell 9
The Brady Bunch * Family Effort
Rashida Jones * I Love Stuffing
Sarah Vowell 10
Alleee 2
Vince Guaraldi * Joe Cool

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A Disclaimer (from my sordid past)

June 25, 2014

I hate admitting the crap I put out there on the internet in the 2000’s. But one piece of crap I need to avail myself of is Stefan Molyneux.

Molyneux was/is a Market Anarchist who had crowd-sourced podcasts that bordered on guruship. Stefan and his followers. Now, Francois is not a follower of anyone, but they did become internet acquaintances. We had him on the Hellbound Alleee show, and later on we would have these epic long conversations with him.

And that’s where my relationship with him ended. I don’t know what he said, but I was so angry it made me sick to my stomach. I told Francois I didn’t want to be associated with him anymore, and after that, Franc disavowed him–well, actually, he got banned from his show. Then market anarchy became socialism and feminism, and then Molyneux started doddering on about how feminism destroys everything, and so do women. I don’t know why and I don’t care.

So please, forgive my trespasses. Forgive my trespassers, or whatever. I compromised my own values for that of my husband who, Thank “Bob,” has mostly come around. I’m too old to be playing those kinds of games. You would forgive me if you lived with him. That man is a gem, a treasure, a husband whom when you come home from work and see a mess, says “no, no, you lie down here on the couch. I’ll take care of it.” That’s the kind of guy you wanna keep, even if he changes his political views now and then.

The End.

Mondo Diablo 381: Hack or Genius? Why Can’t it be Both?

June 22, 2014

This is a show about Harry Stephen Keeler. A Wonder of the 20th Century. Pay heed, my friends.

Playlist

HSK-1
Men have tried to destroy Mondo Diablo
Alleee 1
Einstein’s Secret Orchestra * Is This The Little Connie I Carry
George Carter * Ghost Woman Blues
HSK-2
Le Mur * 9090 Ministries
The Larry Shipley Singers * God Is
Little Marcy * When Mister Satan Knocks at My Heart’s Door
Dave Beuner * Stoning of Gay Persons
Cowboy
Muppet Mash * Pogo
Nenslo * Take me off to Space
HSK-3
Le Mur * Deal with the Internet
Pepper
Phil Kidd: Angry Racist Moron
Glenn or Glenda
Le Mur * God Damn You
Furry Lewis * Good Looking Girl Blues
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay
HSK-4
Le Mur * God Gives You Money
Quincy
Rick Seaburg * Fix my Car
Einstein’s Secret Orchestra * Earth: We Must Get Off
Le Mur * God Hates You 2
Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night
Senor Moog * Le Frenetico
HSK-5
Le Mur * God in Glendale
Sesame Street * Monsterpiece Theatre
Sister Melodious Chops * My Wallet Belongs to Bob
Evolution Bankrupted?
Le Mur * God Recurring Problem
Why Doesn’t Daddy Come Home?
HSK 6
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo 380: Back From the Deep

May 7, 2014

I’ve opened the windows, and cleaned my room. Yes, I’m back, the air is fresh, and the sun is shining.

Playlist

Supermonsters
Alleee1
Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen * Midnight in Moscow
His Emineminence, feat v Piddy * Putin Rap
-Only Fidel can provide candy
The Incinerators * Disco’s in the Garbage
David Byrne * Just a Friend
-Barber * Dan Savage is Hateful and Vile
Kalinka Balalaika
Russ/1
-Bring it on-line * Casting out Demons (for dummies)
Barney Miller Theme
Glen Campbell * Dreams of the Everyday Housewife
-Boykin * Jesus was a Tough Guy, a MAN’S man!
Old Ossetian Lady playing the balalaika
Katyusha
-Robertson * Low Carb diet violates God’s principles
Scientology (that’s the plan for me)
Why Doesn’t Daddy Come Home?
-Seeds of Godlessness
-Flying Helicopter Baby
Hilary Hahn * Prokofiev Violin Concerto 2-3 Scherzo
Genghis Khan * Moscow
-Child of Jonestown * I’m-a Shot Her!
Henri Rene * Manhattan Idyl
Bugotak * Come Together
-Why does the bible talk about dragons?
Django Reinhardt * Dark Eyes
Russ-2
-Gohmert * How does the mating of two males evolve the species? (?!?!?!)
John Trubee * Blind Man’s Penis
John Bult * Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday
L Ron Hubbard * the Tarot and the Fool
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 374: MRA: Misogynistic Reprobate Assholes

October 1, 2013

I don’t think I have anything to add to the idea of the MRA, so I figure they can do the talking themselves. If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with them, well, you don’t listen to this podcast anyway, so you aren’t reading this right now. That means I can call you a stinky-faced poo-poo heads who eats poo and writes with it.

Playlist

My Seed is Gold 1
Supermonsters
Alleee 1
Dokus Sekiz * Okay Temiz
Resolution
Ann Richards * I’m Late
My Seed is Gold 2
Vangelis * Alpha
A Lost Cause (Ted Jesus Christ God)
Big Daddy * Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
My Seed is Gold 3
Notes Vagabondes * Claud Thomain
Cindy Jacobs Healed!
Nashville Sound * Joy to the World
My Seed is Gold 4
Gill Trythall * Harper Valley PTA
ET Videogame is Here!
Buchanan and Goodman * Banana Boat Song
Fear and Uncertainty
Robert LaFond and Michael laverdier * Fool on the Hill
Grandma Reveals Satanist Plot!
The Temptations * Fiddler on the Rood Medley
Deconstruct the Female 2
M Chantereau and P.A. Dahan * Video Code
Legwarmers
Kenneth Patchen, with the Chamber Jazz Sextet * The Murder of Two Men by a Young Kid Wearing Lemon-Colored Gloves
Deconstruct the Female 3
Bernard Fevre * Le Monde Avait Cinq Ans
The Little Things
Coca-Cola * People Power
Deconstruct the Female 4
Birds n Brass * Soul Bossa Nova
Levis Star Wars Jeans
Norman Habel * Juan
Don Hunter * Listen (Juan’s Song)
Deconstruct the Female 5
Alleee 2
End Credits

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Mondo Diablo Episode 371: My Dinner with Francois

July 5, 2013

Francois and I go out to dinner a lot. We’re not exactly foodies, since to Franc, “quality=quantity.” But we still have fun, because we have conversations. Long, meandering, conversations. And the stuff in this podcast is what we have been talking about.

Playlist

Alleee 1
National Telefilm * Promise to Never Be Curious
Everything is Terrible! * 2-minute Riot
Kalyanji Anandji/Biddu * What a Wonder it will be
Scientology
All You Need is Bob
El Qeso All-Stars * Planet X or Bust
Immortality
Cheech and Chong Read the Bible
Molotov * Frijole Beaner
Matt Barber * Obama is Trying to Purge Christians
Reproduction Purpose
Lee Mur * PR Gnus
Genevieve * Scoubidou
David Barton * Starbucks Recruits Fags
Denny and Lisa
Francois Snoring
Purpose
Hank Snow * Pray
Touch the Nations
Come On Jesus Kidz!
Metaphysics
Everything Will Be Fine
Covert Operation
Macklemore * American XX
National Telefilm * Sho’tnin’ Bread
I See Jesus
Creation Museum in Financial Trouble
Reproduction
Dad Blames Ho,osexuality for Son’s Death
Pray Like This
Destroy the Family
Bryan Fischer * Jesus Keeps the Nucleus Togather
Dark Shadows * Nicholas Blair vs Reverend Trask
Back to the Beginning
Johnny’s Descent
Alleee2 Wherein she loses listeners

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Ahhh…

July 3, 2013

Estonian band Winny Puhh

June 29, 2013

Transgender Six-Year-Old (wtf) Wins Bathroom Case

June 24, 2013

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/transgender-six-old-wins-bathroom-case-195240971.html#r34vCCm

I hate that some will believe I’m a bigot. But I believe that this kid’s gender, again, was assigned by the doctor who told the parents that s/he has a “gender identity disorder.” What fucking “disorder?” And fuck bathroom rules. Read this:

” The Mathises said Coy, a triplet, showed an early preference for things associated with girls.

At five months, she took a pink blanket meant for her sister, and she later showed little interest in toy cars and refused to leave the house if she had to wear boy clothes.”

Are you FUCKING. KIDDING ME. She took a PINK BLANKET at 5 MONTHS and that means she’s a girl? FUUUUCK MEEEE. “Things associated with girls.” That’s called putting the cart before the horse. Shame. Because our CULTURE decides exactly what THINGS are GIRLISH, if a child is interested in those things, well, the box you check must be MATCHY MATCHY MATCHY!!!

Oh, but she was DEPRESSED? It couldn’t have been because the teachers made this big stink about which bathroom she used? Or maybe it was her fucking parents. And now, here we are. Gender stereotyping is apparently A-O-FUCKING-KAY.

Kids should be able to wear dresses or like sports or play with dolls without DOCTORS, TEACHERS AND PARENTS telling them their genitals and their brains are wrong.

Thank you.

COME ON JESUS KIDZ!

June 2, 2013
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