Archive for June 2008

Merry Christmas-and-a-Half 2008! New album sharity

June 28, 2008

Christmas is for Kids
with the Lundstrom Family Singers and Friends

Yes, this is a dreadful, dreadful album. I must get you an album scan, as soon as possible. There is a kid on there who does NOT want to be there, in that Minnie Mouse sweater in the middle of August. They couldn’t even get her hair combed. Was it cut with a razor blade, in a scene out of “Mommie Dearest,” in some kind of Christian child-discipline horror? One never knows. In front of them, in their “living room,” sits another horror, a ceramic depiction of first-century child labor–a dear cherub shepherd boy. This is called a “christmas decoration.”

The music is sub-par, and coming from that era of musical genius, the late eighties, how could it? You get your typical fatherly sunday-school lesson, with a very un-fun Christmas song, generally related to Jesus. The only real LOLZ comes from the first song on side two, “Santa wouldn’t have a job without Jesus.” Did Jesus put in a good word with the union? Of coulrse, if you listen to MY podcasts, you know that it’s really the opposite. The mythos of “Santa” came long, long before Jesus.

Here it is, what you hear is what you get!

My second offering for you is good ol’ Guy Lombardo. This album is a little different, because it feels a little like a school Christmas program, like the kind I grew up with (my Dad taught elementary music for 35 years), except with the Royal Canadians, or whoever, backing them up. A baby even cries, at one point. Is it real? The kids are clearly real kids, not professional drones. At least I think they are.

The album is put out by Pickwick. It seems to be American made, but there is some Engrish on the back that makes me wonder. It’s not Asian Engrish, something there makes me think of the Netherlands, or Germany. You be the judge:

Deck the Halls. The title of this album conjures up the snow shrouded Christmases we all remember. Those laughing evenings when the whole family helped with the tree trimming, as the old phonograph played your favorite carols. Outside the snow freckled the rooftops, and snugwarm inside the house busy little fingers placed the spicy gingerbread men amongst the blue green caves of the Christmas tree.

Christmas has always been a very special time for the family, as it gathers together to celebrate the birth of the Christ Child. The familiar carols that sing of our joy, the joy of the world, are all here-all lovingly giftwrapped by Guy Lombardo, a Christmas tradition himself.

As America breathlessly awaits New Year’s Eve, it is always the baton of Mr. Lombardo himself that leads us into the nostalgic strains of “Auld Lang Syne.” A Family favorite for decades, his gentle way with the best music this side of heaven has endeared him to millions of music lovers. Here’s a glittering tree full of Christmas cheer and old fashioned goodwill from the musical Santa-Guy Lombardo. Merry Christmas to one and all! Have a happy! See you all at New Year!

Deck Them Halls!

Episode 141: John Todd, the Illuminati, and Star Wars

June 27, 2008

The John Todd Story

Kerr Cuhulain article about fake “warlocks”

God’s Cartoonist on


John Todd 1
The Bran Flakes * Betcha Don’t KNow Where My Mommy Shops
John Todd 2
Smokey Bear and Little Marcy
John Todd 3
Ray Coniff * Music to Watch Girls By
John Todd 4
The Appalachian Vagabond * Peddler
John Todd 5
The Ink Spots * That Cat is High
John Todd 6
Fred Waring’s Pennsylvanians * I Scream, You Scream
John Todd 7
Jeannie C Riley * The Rib
John Todd 8
Merv Griffin * Have a Nice Trip
John Todd 9
Gregory * Je Fais La La
John Todd 10
taraf de haïdouks * Balada Conducatorolui
John Todd 11
Alleee 2


Episode 140: Jesus’ Vagina

June 25, 2008

Female Sexual Characteristics in Christ and Christianity
by Miss Poppy Dixon

The following article references female genitalia and female reproductive functions and correlates them with the allegorical life of Jesus and Christian symbolism. If any of this offends you, please leave now and do not read the following piece.

Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
let me hide myself in thee;
let the water and the blood,
from thy wounded side which flowed,
be of sin the double cure;
save from wrath and make me pure.

Inviting Doubt
from the Wesley Foundation at UVA

Seeing as how you are college students, you probably know this already, but it is hard to make a college student squirm uncomfortably. Y’all are used to graphic images and harsh language. You’re at home on the internet. The world you’ve grown up in and are maturing in is saturated with images, words, and social situations many people of my generation didn’t face until we were well into our 20s and 30s.


Jesus’ Vagina 1
Chicks on Speed * Eurotrash Girl
Jesus’ Vagina 2
Dave Baby Cortez * Rinky-Dink
J’entends le loup, le renard et Beyoncé * Funky Belek
Jesus’ Vagina 3
Santo and Johnny * Teardrop
Guy Drake * Welfare Cadillac
Jesus’ Vagina 4
Robin Workman * Waterloo
Earth and Fire * Memories
Jesus’ Vagina 5
Roger Roger * Goofy Goes to Town
The Leonard Family * Once You Understand
Jesus’ Vagina 6
Sid Bass * Ritual Fire Dance
BC Harmonizers * You Ought to Been There
Jesus’ Vagina 7
The Synthesizer Sound Machine * Bottoms Up
Bible Aires Spiritual Singers * You Better Get Ready
Jesus’ Vagina 8
Gioacchino Rossi and Ron Ronstead * The Thieving Magpie
Crass * Punk is Dead
Yes that’s right, punk is dead
It’s just another cheap product for the consumers head
Bubblegum rock on plastic transistors
Schoolboy sedition backed by big time promoters

CBS promote the Clash
Ain’t for revolution, it’s just for cash
Punk became a fashion just like hippy used to be
Ain’t got a thing to do with your or me
Movements are systems and systems kill
Movements are expressions of the public will
Punk became a movement cos we all felt lost
Leaders sold out and now we all pay the cost
Punk narcissism was a social napalm
Steve Jones started doing real harm
Preaching revolution, anarchy and change
Sucked from the system that had given him his name
Well I’m tired of staring through shit stained glass
Tired of staring up a superstars arse
I’ve got an arse and crap and a name
I’m just waiting for my fifteen minutes fame
Steven Jones, you’re napalm
If you’re so pretty vacant, why do you smarm?
Patti Smith, you’re napalm, your write with your hand
But it’s Rimbaud’s arm
And me, yes, I, do I want to burn?
Is there something I can learn?
Do I need a business man to promote my angle
Can I resist the carrots that fame and fortune dangle
I see the velvet zippies in their bondage gear
The social elite with safetypins in their ear
I watch and understand that it don’t mean a thing
The scorpions might attack, but the systems stole the sting

Jesus’ Vagina 9
The Carmets * Mr. Moto
La Barbichette * Boogie Lady
Jesus’ Vagina 10
Wendy Carlos * Badiniere
Alleee 2


Episode 139: The God Delusion-A Taste

June 21, 2008

What a sexy beast he is!!!

Buy The God Delusion on (and read reviews)


The God Hypothesis 01
Alleee 1
Bob Crosby’s Bobcats * You’re Bound to Look Like a Monkey
The God Delusion 1
James Clarke * Blow-Up a-Go-Go
George W Bush Singers * Embetterment Ingrinable
God Delusion 2
ABCN 76f
Love Unlimited * I Can’t Let Him Down
God Delusion 3
Jim of Seattle * Welcome
Oded Gross * Because of the Gays
God Delusion 4
Jean-Jacques Perrey * E.V.A
Robert Alberg * Snow Melting Away
God Delusion 5
Herbie Hancock * Bring Down the Birds
Pierre Henry * Psych-Rock
Ronnie Reason * Why Don’t Bees go to Heaven
God Delusion 6
Billy Vaughn * Telstar
Sister Bertha Bangers * Fundie Undies
God Delusion 7
The Swingle Singers * Badinierie
Jay Spears * Smack Dem Christians Down
God Delusion 8
Les de Merle * A Day in the Life
God Delusion 9
Alleee 2

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Episode 138: Charles Bukowski’s Poems and Insults

June 19, 2008


Charles Bukowski * The Creation of the Morning Line
Alleee 1
Maya Angelou * Run Joe
Charles Bukowski * Death
Cesare Andrea Bixio * Sauna
The Swings * Crazy Rhythm
CB * The Sex Fiends
Pickin’ on Zeppelin * Stairway to Heaven
Ray Coniff * My Sweet Herb
CB * Love
Heinz Funk * Menuett
Patience and Prudence * All I Do is Dream of You
CB * Piss and Shit
Richard Groove Holmes * Do You Know the Way to San Jose
Dump * Raspberry Beret
CB * The Death of an Idiot
Dan Zeigler * Tijuana Taxicab
Granpa Jones and Minnie Pearl * Papa Loves Mambo
CB * Style
Ralph Carmichael * He’s There Waiting
Howard Vokes * The Death of Little Cathy Ficus
CB * Law
Bill Doggett * Harlem Nocturne
Le Professeur Choron * Caca Chocolat
CB * My Friend Andre
People Like Us and Ergo Phizmiz * Hot Suit in Hot Pursuit
Marianne Faithful * Rich Kid Blues
CB * The World’s Greatest Loser
My Heart Will Go On
Alleee 2

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Episode 137: Female Trouble (1974), a Tribute

June 13, 2008


Edith Massey * The sick world of heterosexuals
Alleee 1
Divine * Female Trouble
Edith Massey * Acid for your face!
Harry Breuer * Saturn Ski Jump
Bessie Smith * Moan You Mourners
Edith Massey and Mink Stole * Thanks for the hook
Jean Pierre Bourtayre * Avant Soi
Hylda Baker and Arthur Mullard * Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart
Mink Stole and Edith Massey * Taffy frees Aunt Ida
Michel LeGrand * Maracaibo
The Swingle Singers * Blabkbird/I Will
Divine * Who wants to die for art?
Mike Theodorakis * The Jet Rock
Unknown Artist * Chock Full of Love
The Trial 1
Gerhard Narholz * UFO Invasion
Tiny Grimes and his Highlanders * Ho Ho Ho
The Trial 2
Klaus Winderlich * Baby Elephant Walk
Raja * Baby
The Trial 3
Stan Kent * Colored Spade
Los Chicros * Changes
Divine * Dawn Davenport in Prison
The Heartaches * Witchita Lineman
Ray Block Singers * Everyday People
Divine * The Execution/Acceptance Speech
Alleee 2

Who wants to download for Art?

Episode 136: The House of Yahweh, or Damn, Texas, You So Crazay

June 8, 2008

The House of Yahweh


1 The Father’s Laws
Alleee 1
Richard de Bordeaux et Daniel Beretta * La Drogue
Global Warming
Torero Band * All Things Bright and Beautiful
Memphis Jug Band * Insane Crazy Blues
3 The Father’s Laws
Clive Richardson * Gay Activity
Gospel Tone Spiritual Singers * Oh Sinner Man
Yedidaya Hawkins Arrest
Ralph Dollimore * Hit and Run
Kids of Widney High * Insects
Breeding Stds 1
Robin Workman * Fernando
Kmar and Melamid * The Most Wanted Song
Breeding Stds 2
Uwe Jost und Heino Schildt und der Hammond * Home on the Ranch
Leoncie * Invisible Girl
Father’s Laws 3
Dick Hyman * Rainy Days and Mondays
Malajube * La Valerie
Breeding stds 3
Enoch Light * Knowing When to Leave
The Spanish Bar Fly
Breeding Stds 4
The Keyboards * We Will
Bam-Bams * Kids in America
10 Yisrayl is Behind Bars
Now! * Put Your Hand in the Hand
Alleee 2

You will begin to download before the Nuclear Baby vomits.

Episode 135: Those Fuckin’ Fundies

June 5, 2008

Fundies Say the Darndest Things!


1-Kyrie Eleison, Rapture Ready * Restrooms
Alleee 1
Bruno Nicolai * Autostrade per Los Angeles
2-sakhan, GotFrag * Mathematical Genius
Piero Umiliani * Cinque Bambole per Una Luna Dagosto
Ross and Sargent * Nellie the Nudist Queen
3-MessianicServant, FSTDT comments * Bad Buddha
Roy Smeck * Shuffle off to Buffalo
Patricia * Mes Rêves De Sati
4-svurocks, religion and philosophy boards * It’s Only Murder if They Were Christian
Rudolf Belov * Midnight in Moscow
Ella Fitzgerald * Wacky Dust
5-hadessa, Good ol’ Rapture Ready * Ain’t No Need to Read
London Pops Orchestra * Aquarius
Lilian Atterer und Maurice Pop * Weil Ich so Sexy Bin
6-ChristIsKing2008, RaptureReady * The Evidence is Astounding!
The Electronic Concept Orchestra * Rock Me
Carmen Miranda * I Yi Yi Yi
7-Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready * God Really Fucked THAT One Up
Stelvio Cipriani * Realta n5
Tampa Reds Hokum Jug Band * My Daddy Rocks Me (With a Steady Roll)
8-Tinina Marie, Ray Comfort’s Blog * The Rigorous Christian Rules of Research
Lee Selmoco Orchestra * Blue Media
Eric St Laurent * She’s Leaving Home
9-Ken Ham, AIG * Proof No Other Planets Exist
Paraffin Jack Flash * The Peanut Vendor
Sister Clara Hudmon * My Loved Ones are Waiting for Me
10-Shawn, TP forum * I Think He’s Mixed Up
Alleee 2

If you download this podcast, you’ll make Baby Jesus cry.