Archive for March 2009

Episode 191: Fundies are Fan-Friggin’-Tastic

March 27, 2009

Here’s another fundies podcast for you all, courtesy of Fundies Say the Darndest Things.

A big shoutout to Atheist Nexus, a social networking site not unlike Facebook. You can find my page there too.


Rick Jones,  Chick Publications * D&D
Alleee 1
The Cecil Holmes Soulful Sounds * Also Sprach Zarathustra
Johnny Trunk & Duncan Wisby * I Am a Pervert
Dr. Samuel C. Gipp , The Answer Book * Perfect Translation
Cesare Andrea Bixio * Piume Di Cristallo [From L’uccello Dalle Piume Di Cristallo]
Jim Helms * The Shaolin Temple
drkildare, CARM *  Africans Came From Babylon
Georgio Moroder * Machines * Metropolis Soundtrack
Walter Murch * On the Job * THX 1138
Reality Check , * Hetero is Natural
Danny Elfman * Prehistoric Problems
Jerry Goldsmith * Debriefing * Logan’s Run
Gethemane, Catholic Answers * God’s Gift of Mental Disorders
Krzysztof Komeda * Sarah in Bath
Blossom Dearie * Charade

Al Tijuana and his Jewish Brass * Peter Gunn
Coney Island Freak Show Barker
Paradigm, RaptureReady * Force of Jesus
Piero Piccioni * Dixie Bixie
Lucille Ball and Bea Arthur * Bosom Buddies * Mame
joel is cheese, Gamefaqs * Miracle Gospel
Jim Lawless * News Travels Fast

sfg, Chruch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster * FSM
Alberto Baldan Bembo * Ore 20
April Stevens * Don’t Do It
KaiafromBergen, Rapture Ready * Hermaphrodite Sin
Blanketship * Blanketown
The Corley Family * Corley
Alleee 2


Episode 190: Self-Help!

March 20, 2009

I found a bunch of random self-help albums on my hard drive. I don’t know if they are interesting enough to play a lot of any one album, save for the sex one. So I threw in nine. Most of them have a background of standard Flintstones background music.


J * The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman
Alleee 1
Saint Vincent Latinaires * Roasted or Fried
Daniel Boone * Beautiful Sunday
Syndney Omarr * Virgo
Caribbean Jazz Project * Soul Sauce
Lambert, Hendricks and Ross * Twisted
Paul J. Meyer * Positive Expectancy to Win
Mallet Men * Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Phillippa Fallon * High-School Drag
4Mona Ling * How to Get Appointments by Telephone
Dave “Baby” Cortez * Summertime
Art Fowler and his Kulele * No Wonder She’s a Blushing Bride
5Pacific Northwest Bell * Holiday in Washington
The Jetsons Underscore
Kit Reame * Introuniversal Jam/Don’t Be So Holey Roley Poley Over My Souley
6Helen Gurley Brown * Lessons in Love
Johnny Quest Underscore
Bruce Haack * Cherubic Hymn
7Earl Nightingale * Think and Grow Rich
Adi Zephnpfennig * Geisterreiter
Lust Control * What About Your Wife?!?
8Earl Nightingale * The Strangest Secret
Quincy Jones * Ironside
Ajay Lowery * The Gore of War
9Dr. Paul T. Parker * How to Use Tact and Skill in Handling People
The Nursery Brass * London Bridge
The McDonald’s Menu Song
J * The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman 2
Alleee 2


Episode 189: Marked for Death!

March 15, 2009

This podcast includes clips from a typical endtimes rant by good ol’ Jack van Impe. From what I read, Jack considers himself more Bibleman than Willie Ames. On his TV show, which you can see here, his wife Rexella reads headlines, and Jack matches them to, well, glaringly obvious Bibleproof (different than real proof, so I’ve created a new word) that the Lord is coming; Look Busy.


Marked for Death1
Alleee 1
Flintstonesx Underscore
Richard De Bordeaux & Daniel Beretta * Lucien
Marked for Death2
Harry Betts * Wonderful Bestline World
Chevrolet Corporation * What is America
Marked for Death 3
The Jetsons Underscore
Pinkard & Bowmen * Elvis was a Narc
Marked for Death 4
DJ Kitt Karr * When Knights Cry
Apollo Zero * Don’t You Want the X in Sex
Marked for Death 5
Taraf de Haidouks * Indiaca
Drozen and Peck * Dig Dug
Marked for Death 6
Bleezarde, Lynton, Whyte * Guantanamo
Little Kathy Hoffman * Kathy’s Letter
Marked for Death 7
Johnny Quest Underscore
Malajube * Jus de Cannaberges
Marked for Death 8
Randy Davis * Dear Mister President
RIAA * Running with the Devil Bunnies
Marked for Death 9
The Stoned Kid
John Travolta song
Marked for Death 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 188: Psi-Kick

March 7, 2009

This podcast includes clips from an album called “Psi-Kick” by Oscar-Miro Quesadilla. I mean, Quesada. I downloaded the album from the cool sharity blog, A Basement of Curiosities. On the entry, “Grey Calx” writes,

On side A, Oscar explains how you can enhance your ESP powers just by relaxing and meditating. Yes, just by relaxing and meditating. On side B, Oscar teaches you how to do Uri Geller moves by using your psychokinetic powers that you should have to bend forks. Curiously, there is no information on how to develop your ESP or psychokinetic powers on Oscar’s website.

I’d also like to say that, regardless of my rant or what the awesome Mr. Stang says, the Church of the Subgenius welcomes nonbelievers as individuals who are too different to be the same. Otherwise it would seem like I was some kind of idiot.


Psi-Kick 1
Alleee 1
Alan Parker & Mike Moran * Mr. Smooth Man
John Anderson * Cage of Freedom * from the Giorgio Moroder version of Metropolis 1927
Psi-Kick 2
Flintstone Classic Underscore
Ronnie Self * Bop-a-Lena
Psi-Kick 3
Devo * Beautiful World * E-Z Listening
Bruce Haack & Ed Harvey * Snow Job
Psi-Kick 4
Harry Breuer * Moog Foo Yong
Flintstones * Rockenspiel Jingle
Psi-Kick 5
Bernard Estardy * Vertigo Leitmotiv
Sippie Wallace * I’m a Mighty Tight Woman
Psi-Kick 6
Jean Jacques Perrey * Gossipo Perpetuo
Weird Child Abuse Ad
Psi-Kick 7
Wolfgang Kaltenbach * Party Shaker
Japanese Commercial 1964
Psi-Kick 8
The Jetsons Underscore
Doctor Destro * Oh How I Love Ted
Psi-Kick 9
Johnny Quest Underscore
Alleee and Normal Bob Smith’s “Fans” * Grinch on the Cross, Grinch in a Dress
Psi-Kick 10
Let’s All Head for the Refreshment Stand
Magilla Gorilla Underscore
Psi-Kick 11
Alleee 2


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