Estus Pirkle presents the REAL reason to believe: because God is some kind of horrible monster who created a system where people who go to the wrong Christian church end up burning and have constant diarrhea due to intestinal parasites–which is interesting because there are already people in the “wrong church” who are already dying of constant diarrhea. So maybe those hippies who said “hell is here on earth” were actually right, and old Estus escaped with his intestines intact. Or maybe he went to some other religion’s Hell. I shudder to think.
Hell 1
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Jenks “Tex” Carman * Hillbilly Hula
Ready Teddy * Tutti Frutti
Densopep
Hell 2
John Shakespeare * Bell Hop
DJ Le Clown * Superkelt
Hell 3
Goose Culbreath * Granny
BOB Sex
Hell 4
Jonathan Winters * A Violent Elderly Person
Hell 5
Enoch Light and the Light Brigade * Bidin’ My Time
Bobwell
Hell 6
Pimpdaddy Supreme * Pick Up the Phone
Hell 7
John Buzon Trio * Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
Wayne Butane
Hell 8
The Bathroom Song
Hell 9
Les Baxter * Rachmaninov Prelude in C Minor
Faster Pussycat
Hell 10
LeGarde Twins * Blue Canadian Rockies
RIAA * Hideaway Moog Shuffle
Hell 11
Donny Lee * Skunk Ape
Uzodinma Okpechi * I Go Chop Your Dollar
Franc 1
Sir Christopher Scott * Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on my Head
The Bobbettes * Rock and Ree Ah Zole
Guyman 1
Irving Fields Trio * Bublitchki
The Bran Flakes * Fifty Four Fifty
The Bran Flakes * What It’s All About
Guyman 2
Isao Tomita * Hora Staccato
Jean-Jacques Perrey * Hello Dolly!
Guyman 3
Dieter Reith * Lift Off
Of Montreal * Tim, I Wish You Were a Girl
Guyman 4
TheScamBaiters.com * We Are the Baiters
Le Mur * PR Gnus 1202
Guyman 5
Le Mur- PR Gnus 1204
Game Over * Punch-Out Theme (metal remix)- Little Mac’s Confession
Guyman 6
A-Ha- Take on Me (literal video version)
Cult Music of Northern Brasil * Exu’
Guyman 7
Enturbulator009 * Make Money Make More Money
Charles Manson * Cease to Exist
Guyman 8
Homer and Jethro * Great Men Repeat Themselves
They Might Be Giants * The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas
Franc 2
In the Amazing Year 1983, what radio will be like–and it sucks.
Playlist
Tomorrow Radio 1
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For You, For Me, Forevermore
Mcrebennack * Sahara
Tomorrow Radio 2
Maxine Sullivan * Keepin’ Out of Mischief Now
Barry Forgie * Mediterranee
Tomorrow Radio 3
Sachin Dev Burman * Meri Duniya Hai Maa
Bernard Hermann * Signals
Tomorrow Radio 4
The Serendipity Singers * I’d Stumble and Fall
PR Gnus 1201
Nino Rota * L’uccello Magico
Tomorrow Radio 5
Messengers * Gang Bang
Ennio Morricone * Maliconica Serenita
Tomorrow Radio 6
Jimmy Scott * On Broadway
Rabbits and Carrots * Give it Up (Or Turn it Loose)
Tomorrow Radio 7
The Sisterhood * During Evening
Robert Conford * Beachy Head
Tomorrow Radio 8
The Midas Touch * Take a Look Around
Nino Nardini * Frisco Hills
Tomorrow Radio 9
Jack Paar and Jack Haskell * I M 4 U
James Hapham * Moving Parts
Tomorrow Radio 10
Abe Burrows * Three Typical Type Songs
PR Gnus 1202
Capitol Studios Orchestra * Everybody’s Talkin’
Tomorrow Radio 11
Stone * Patati et Patata
Georges Teperino * New Orleans
Tomorrow Radio 12
The Bobbettes * Zoomy
Bill Loose and his Orchestra * It’s DeLovely
Tomorrow Radio 13
The Psycho Skeletons * Tears of a Clown
Nino Nardini * The Great Steeple
Tomorrow Radio 14
Tracky Birthday * Obligatory Answering Machine Skit
NTW * Jazz Ensemble
Tomorrow Radio 15
Washboard Rhythm Kings * Call of the Freaks
Roger Roer * Danse de Feu
Tomorrow Radio 16
Butt Drugs
Tomorrow Radio 17
Chuck Willis * What Am I Livin’ For
Sweet Sweetback’s Badasssss Song
Tomorrow Radio 18
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Reddy Record is for boys. But for boys who are not at work, really. (A few f-bombs in there, one from Obama, one from Tommy Wiseau.)
Playlist
Reddy Record 1
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Sun Ra and the Blues Project * Robin’s Theme
Francis Lai * La Peur
Reddy Record 2
Sister Wynona Carr * I See Jesus
Buddy Morrow * Summer in the City
Reddy Record 3
Keith Green * A Billion Starving People * It’s Gotta STOP! Artists Against the Abortion Holocaust
Darth Vader’s Theme
Reddy Record 4
Flavia & The Motonets * El Tren
Isao Tomita (Grieg) * Solveig’s Song from Peer Gynt
Reddy Record 5
Jive Talkin’
Jose Moriche y Juan Pulido * La Guardia Blanca
Reddy Record 6
Leslie Gore * You Don’t Own Me
Duke Ellington * The Mooch
Reddy Record 7
Juliane Werding * Niemand hat Zeit
Dick Schory and the Percussive Art Ensemble * Cloud 9
Reddy Record 8
Jan Crouch * Marriage is a Padded Cell
Leroy Holmes and his Orchestra * Spellbound
Reddy Record 9
Peter Z. Bayreuther * Das Herz ist Mein Kompass
Tom Glazer * Shanty Boy’s Life
Reddy Record 10
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Yetis 1
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Tex Williams * Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette
The Early Music Consort of London * The Bergundian Court of Philip
Yetis 2
Cherry 2000 * Don’t Impose Your Values On Me
Valérie se rebelle
Dieter Reith * Transmitter
Yetis 3
LeMur * PR Gnus 1
Rinky Dink and the Crystal Sets * Choo Choo Cha Cha Cha
The Art Van Damme Quintet * The Breeze and I
Yetis 4
June Wade and the Country Congregation * Ayatollah, Let ‘Em Go!
Les Baxter * Whatever Lola Wants
Yetis 5
Carradine * Animal People
Baby’s Gang * Challenger
Willie Jones and Roger Endy * Ragtime Annie
Yetis 6
Bourvil et Jacqueline Maillan * Ça (Je t’aime moi non plus)
The Ventures * Love Goddess of Venus
Yetis 7
City Limits * Progress
The Funny Music Project * Wreckin’ By The Book
Harry Pitch * Golden Earrings
Yetis 8
LeMur * PR Gnus 2
Energy Crisis * Skylab
Edmundo Ros * Balao no Braz
Yetis 9
Last Days * Politicians Are Humans too
Coronet Instructional Films * Jimmy Crack Corn
Chet Baker and the Mariachi Brass * Chiquita Banana
Yetis 10
I Married a Monster * Be Kind to Humans Week
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It's one in the morning on Christmas morning, and I am working on this podcast. I, like everyone at this house, have a cold. Yet here I am. Dedication, wot? anyway, I hope you enjoy Batman and Wonder Woman in exciting Christmas situations.
I'm reading this awesome book about Christmas Origins, and I think some of you might like it. Old Magic of Christmas by Linda Raedisch I chose part of a chapter on elves, since my mouth dropped open more there than in the pages before. Who knows; I haven't finished the book!
This time, I'm presenting the podcast myself, as Krampus is recovering from a joyous Krampusnacht. We're going back to basics with Christmas Origins, and you'll be hearing a lot of cocktail lounge-style carols.
Yes, it's Time for Turkey, as the lady on the radio says. Or rather, as all those made-up freaks on the food network say. Actually, to tell you the truth, I love Thanksgiving Live on the Food Network. Much better than the balloon parade. Just listen to my sermon on the podcast, and Keep Calm.
This week we have Krampus from You Tube and American Dad. Also, there's more remixed Christmas tunes for your pleasure, and Krampus laments the fallout from the American popularization of her kind.
As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax ub our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase "Happy Holidays," Bill O'Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fool […]
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This week, I've just got some good food songs and old food commercials for you, with just a little fixing up by Mr. Le Mur.