Archive for the ‘Bad Music’ Category

Mondo Diablo Episode 373: ClownDating dot com

September 2, 2013

Just to clarify, I would totally date a clown. As long as he or she were an atheist and a feminist, reasonably intelligent, with basic domestic skills.

Playlist

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Michelle Bachman * Spank the President
Did You Say “Bob?”
Doug Duke * It’s Only a Paper Moon
Matt Barber * Homo Nomo Reason
Buckle Down with Nixon
John Carradine for Tires
Firesign Theatre for a Creation Museum
Perrey and Kingsley * Carousel of the Planets
Escape from Pray the Gay Away
Orange is the New Black * Piper and Miss Claudette talk about Slack
Norel Pref * “Bob” Song
Funkadelic * Sexy Ways
Zeet Band * Moogie woogie
Daubenmire is Sick and Tired of Being Sodomized
Public Enemy Number “Bob”
Pastor John Rydgren * The Happening
Crudbump * I Don’t Do Shit
Mary Lambert * She Keeps Me Warm
Marr Barber * Christians Must…
Send to “Bob”
Disconnection in Scientology is Real
Langley Schools * Space Oddity
Enturbulator 009 * Bigotwatch THIS
Sssssserves Ssssssatan
Life in the Year 2000
The Adventures of Maisie
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay: The Homophobia Song
The Story of “Bob”
Regina Spektor * You’ve Got Time
Kathleen Hanna on what got her into talking about violence against women
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Mondo Diablo Episode 223: The Cruel Slackmaster

November 12, 2009

Slack is a cruel master, leading me to piece together leavings from my clipbox.

Playlist

Cheep Cheep Suite
Don’t Even Ask
Welcome message
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Tommy Johnson * Big Fat Mama Blues
If Carl Sagan Were a Christian Apologist 1
After1
Gus Brendel * Night Clipper
Bob Ayala * Who Will be the Next to Go
Boyfriends with God
Anything for my Princess
Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Christian Apologist 2
Mike Rozakis * She Knew No Other Way
Andy Williams * Ajinomoto
The Greatest Thieves on Earth
Gershon Kingsley * For Elise
Arlen Kearce * Sandy the Go-Go Girl
Manson/It Tastes Good
Egg * Fugue in D Minor
Hellbound Alleee * Bugs Bunny vs the Violet Flame
Normal Bob Smith Angry Phone Messages
Enoch Light * Frenchy’s Tune
Jackson Blue Boys * Sweet Alberta
Bad Rap/You’re My Favorite Customer
The Art Van Damme Quintet * Lover
Don Knotts * Pre-Natal Anxieties
Star Trek Anti-Drug/Interesting Story Savers
Ukrainian Highway to Hell


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Episode 133: The Most Unwanted Music: Dave Soldier and Komar & Melamid

May 24, 2008

USA's Most Wanted Painting

The Website of The Most Wanted Song

People’s Choice Paintings

This American Life show: Numbers

Song Personelle

Soprano: Dina Emerson
Speaking vocal: Nina Mankin
Children: Emma Ensign, Kate Polsky, Max Polsky
Piccolo/flute: Elissa Kleeman
Harmonica: Wade Schuman
Bagpipe: David Watson
Accordion: Yuri Lemeshev
Harp: Margerie Fitts
Organ: Mary Bopp
Banjo: Dave Soldier
Tuba: David Grego
Percussion: Christine Bard
Bass drum: Komar & Melamid
Conductor: Norman Yamada

Playlist

Unwanted 1
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Thom Pace * Virgin in Love
Least Wanted 2
Tilsley Orchestral * The Power Game
The Mar-Kets * Surfers’ Stomp
Least Wanted 3
Max Greger & Sein orchester * Soul House
Phil Harris * The Thing
Least Wanted 4
The Synthesizer Sound Machine * Telstar
Silly Symphonies * Cow-Cow Boogie
Least Wanted 5
Teletubbies * Say Eh-Oh
Strong Bad * It’s Over
Least Wanted 6
Orchester Horst Jankowski * Pata Pata
Rutland Weekend Songbook * 24 Hours in Tumbridge Wells
Least Wanted 7
The Treble Spankers * Shot in the Dark
Rodolfo Chikilicuatre * Baila el ChikiChiki
Least Wanted 8
Eddie Barclay & His Orchester * Boum Bada Boum
Tammy St. John * Boys
Least Wanted 9
Helmut Zacharias * Always Something There to Remind Me
Fr. David * Il Est Plus Facile
Least Wanted 10
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Episode 87: Fundies in Funkytown

November 8, 2007

Thou Art Funky

Playlist

1.Anonymous, Count Down USA
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Charlie the Hamster * It’s Fun to Live for Jesus
2. Watchwoman, BBC Religion
Wilton Place Street Band * The I Love Lucy Theme
The Cathedral Quartet* This Ole House
3. dawson-39, IMDB
Joe Tripoli Jr. * The Hustle
The Big M * Lust Control
4. Fritz Springmeier, The 13 Illuminati Satanic Bloodlines
Sesame Street Fever * Rubber Duckie
2 By 2
5. SpiritualAntiseptic, Foru.ms
Larry Nored * She Works Hard for the Money
The Chinese Fighters * Hong Kong Lizzy
6. MJM, Amazon.com book review
Hot Blood * Soul Dracula
Baby Lulu
7.  Unknown, Snopes.com
Steve Dahl * Do Y’a Think I’m Disco
Fisk University Jubilee Singers * Keep Inching Along
8.  H-dog, Lapsus Calami
Ramapo Valley Chorus * Disco Medley
The Creation * I Know a Place
9. Sara Reda Vinci, www.helium.com
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Episode 74: School Days

August 30, 2007

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Your First Day at High School 1
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The Runaways * School Days
High School 2
Triton Junior High Band * Beat It
Valley High School * Shining Star
High School 3
Valley Junior High Viking Band * The Muppet Show Theme
The Tapiola Secondary School Chorus * Royal Viking Star Waltz
High School 4
Central High School Cafeteria Band * First Rhapsody
Lebenon Junior High Chorus * Theme From Cheers
High School 5
Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band * Roundabout
Winthrop Elementary School * One Tin Soldier (Theme From “Billy Jack”)
High School 6
John C Fremont Elementary School * Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head
Dondero High School * Livin’ Thing
High School 7
San Joaquin School District * Popeye the Sailor Man
Teen Challenge Choir * My Psychiatrist
high School 8
Litchfield Minnesota High School Band * Mr Roboto
Alva T Stanforth Junior High School Choir Dance Band * Chinatown
High School 9
Litchfield Minnesota High School Band * You Shook Me All Night Long
Castle Park High School Band and Chorus * Hotel California
High School 10
Valley High School * Dance to the Music
Springville Middle School Choir * Commercials
High School 11
Greerte Grote School Groep 8 * Dreamer
Dondero High School * Fox on the Run
High School 12
Chuck Berry * School Days
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Episode 73: Olbaid Odnom

August 24, 2007

BRAINS! BRAAAINS!

1 Theory
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Gerry Bribosia * Little Altar Boy
2. Library
The George Garabedian Players and the Awful Trumpet of Harry Arms * Hooray for Hollywood
Playhour Records * Brainpower
3.Credence
Peter Nero * Spanish Flea
Manuela * Schuld War nur der Bossa Nova
4. Sostubborn
The New Classic Singers * Tijuana Taxicab
Playhour records * What’ll I Wear Today
5. Children
The Frivolous Five * Whipped Cream
Oliver Onions * Miss Robot
6. Daddy Loves Mum
The Mexicali Brass * Mexico a Go-Go
Peppermint Harris * I Got Loaded
7. Reverse Speech Training
Dali Caldis Tijuana Brass * Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White
Sarah Vauhn * Bye-Bye
8. Neil Armstrong
JFK
Al Tijuana and his Jewish Brass * It’s Not Unusual
Kyu Sakamoto * Sukiyaki
9. Spying
Scott Petersen
The George Garabedian Players * Third Man Theme
Telly Savalas * Who Loves Ya, Baby
10.Hardware
The Modernaires * Alley Cat
The Beach Boys * Vegetables
11. Skeptic’s Dictionary

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Resources

 

 

 

Reverse Speech-Skeptic’s Dictionary

 

The Demon-Haunted Sentence
A Skeptical Analysis of Reverse Speech

 

REVERSE SPEECH
by John Shirley

 

 

 

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Episode 70: Fundamentals of Fundamentalism: FSTDT’s Top Posts

August 4, 2007

I in teh prizin teechin the siens 2 teh crimnalz.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM  * No Gravity
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Michel Legrand * Theme from Thomas Crown Affair (Windmills of your Mind)
 Trinidad and Tobago, CARM  *  Born Christian
Bob Thompson * Texaco Commercial
Death by Chocolate * Bubbles
 awesomestnerd, SmashBoards  *  No Outside Source
Link Wray * Fatback
Mel Torme * Pepsi is for Swingers
AV1611VET, Christian Forums * KJV 1611
Moog Cookbook * Ziggy Stardust
Eilert Pilarm * Hound Dog
LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums * Functioning Brain
Perez Prado * Tico Tico
Kinky Friedman * They Ain’t Makin’ Jews like Jesus Anymore
Dr. Jack Hyles, Jesus Is Lord * Child Abuse for the Lord
Perrey & Kinsley * Electronic Can-Can
Kokessies * Take a Walk on the Earth
DesertFox, Free Conservatives * Rommel is a Redneck
Staccatos * Topaz
Les Paul & Mary Ford * The World is Waiting for the Sunrise
Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism * Good Dead Atheist
Tito Puente * Mambo Caliente
The Musical Harts * Let’s Go Forward
 Gods soldier, Myspace * LOL
Tom Adams * Popcorn
PP Arnold * Everything’s Gonna Be Alright
 JohnR7, Christian Forums * Ignorance is Evidence
Isao Tomita * Tarantella * Cosmos Soundtrack
Richard Brautigan * Here are the Sounds of my Life in San Francisco
 K’, Myspace * Thar Ye Go!
Walter Carlos * Two-Part Invention in D
Sons of the Pioneers * Old Man Atom
Warren Baker Orchestra * 77 Sunset Strip Cha-Cha
Wesley Willis Fiasco * Jesus is the Answer
 
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Teh Vestijal organz iz form SATIN!

Episode 68: The Secret Life of Plants

July 24, 2007

That's not Molly naked--but what's with the jukebox?

Mondo 68: The Secret Life of Plants

Molly Roth * Plant Talk 1
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Ken Wallace * When God Dipped His Pen of Love
Plant Talk 2
Isao Tomita and Claude Debussy * Arabesque Number One
Anson (Potsy) Williams * Deeply
Plant Talk 3
Tommy Miles * Walk Through a Black Forest
Coca Cola Corporation * Look to the Leader
Plant Talk 4
The Bordens * Theme from Star Wars
Bill Cosby * Sunny
Plant Talk 5
Tommy Miles * Mame
Dave Naughton * I’m a Pepper
Plant Talk 6
John Keating Inc. * Where You Lead
Buddy Ebsen * Your Cheatin’ Heart
Plant Talk 7
Diane
Wally “Underdog” Cox * There is a Tavern in the Town
Plant Talk 8
Enoch Light * Easy, Baby, Go Easy Baby
Cassius Clay * Stand By Me
Plant Talk 9
Russ Garcia * Music City
Corey Feldman * Former Child Actor
Plant Talk 10
Maynard Ferguson * Spinning Wheel
Corky Burke * Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious
Plant Talk 11
Don Lee Ellis * Stella By Starlight
David Hasselhoff * Pingu Dance
Plant Talk Fine
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Episode 67: 50 Nifty United States

July 19, 2007

New Hamburger England

Mondo 67: 50 Nifty United States Part One

McDonalds * Ronald McDonald Visits America Introduction
Alleee 1
Jacques Perrey * The Savers
50 Nifty United States
McDonalds * Ronald visits the White House
Arthur Lyman * Babalik Ka Rin * Taboo
Love is a Heart-On * Column of Flowing Honey
McDonalds * Ronald visits Vermont
Jimmy Smith * Blues in the Night
B2 * Crazy Girl
McDonalds * Ronald visits New Hampshire
Rosemary Bailey * Feel Like Making Love
Esrecnoc * Bee Charmer
McDonalds * Ronald visits Rhode Island
Brandenburg Big Band * Beat at the Philharmonic
Gabby Pahinui * My Little Grass Shack
McDonalds * Ronald goes to New York (city)
Jacques Perrey * E.V.A
Avenue Q * The Internet is for Porn
McDonalds * Ronald goes to Maine
Master Cylinder * Oh Baby, More Popcorn
Kidz Bop * Take Me Out
McDonalds * Ronald visits Connecticut
Whitten Junior High * Star Wars Theme
Max Raab and his Palast Orchestre * Oops I Did it Again
McDonalds * Ronald goes to Pennsylvania
The Vaselines * Jesus Wants me for a Sunbeam
The Voice of Freedom * I Want a World
McDonalds * Ronald hits Jersey
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Episode 65: X-Day and Fake X-Day

July 5, 2007

SLAAAAAAACK!!!!!

The Mondo 65 FAQ (which is from Wikipedia, of course):

1. What is X-Day?

X-Day is part of the mythology of the satirical Church of the SubGenius, an organization formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5th, 1998, the scheduled “end of the world“, and has been celebrated on July 5th each year since then. From its inception in 1980, the Church had prophesied that an army of alien invaders would land on the planet Earth and destroy the world of “normals”, “pinks”, and “glorps,” while the members of the Church of the SubGenius would be rescued by the aliens and taken away into space.

When July 5th, 1998 arrived and no alien fleet appeared in the sky, members of the Church began citing a large number of conspiracy theories to explain why the predicted end of the world did not take place. The ddate program claims that the Church “declared that it had got the year upside down” and that X-Day will actually take place in 8661. The most popular explanation for the failure of the prophecy in the Church is usually summarized with the statement, “the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet.” Because of this, the Church has held annual gatherings around July 5th of each year since 1998 to celebrate X-day and greet the arrival of the anticipated alien “Sex Goddesses.” No flying saucer rendezvous has been confirmed as of 2006, but members of the Church have been undaunted.

Regular events at X-Day include a symbolic effigy burning of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs (the founder of the Church of the SubGenius); a baptism where participants have their sins “washed away”, “and receive new ones in return”; concerts and performances by underground rock bands and performance artists; theme camps; and an auction where participants are encouraged to donate strange, unusual, and offensive items of all sorts (including themselves).

2. What is Fake X-Day?

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. “Bob” Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists. The expected arrival date for the alien invasion is July 5th, 2007.

Meanwhile, the town of Roswell, New Mexico is holding its Amazing UFO Festival to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the “Roswell UFO Incident” that took place in 1947. The date of this festival: July 5th, 2007.

Roswell’s festival is being heavily promoted, and it is expected to draw a crowd of nearly 50,000 visitors. The festival promotes itself as being family-friendly, and noted UFO researchers and conspiracy theorists are expected to attend. Parades, costumes, and carnival rides are planned, along with costumes and commercial events.

Rev. Modemac, one of the X-Day festival’s organizers, stated, “Of course, you can’t copyright or trademark the date of July 5th, so those folks in Roswell are free to hold their celebration on any day they choose. However, the original Roswell incident took place on July 8th, not July 5th. So obviously they chose the date of July 5th in order to imitate us.”

He further went on to state, “They’re celebrating the 60th anniversary of a crashed weather balloon. We’re preparing for the real thing.”

UFO Encounters 1
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Julie London * Stoned Soul Picnic
UFO Encounters 2
Sounds Orchestral * Something’s Coming
Criswell * Intro to Plan 9 From Outer Space
UFO Encounters 3
Claude DenJean * Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head
Kay Weaver * Astrouniverse
UFO Encounters 5
Nino Rota * Valzerino Del Nonno
Patrick E Peters * Jet Lady
UFO Encounters 6
Enoch Light * Strangers in the Night
Enoch Light * Up, Up and Away
UFO Encounters 7
Ennio Morricone * My Name is Nobody
Vaughn Moore * The Battle of New Orleans
UFO Encounters 8
Sounds Galactic * Spinning Wheel
Terry * Something in the Night
UFO Encounters 9
Collins H Driggs * Parade of the Wooden Soldiers
Dave Pell Singers * Laughing
UFO Encounters 10
Eddie Warner en Zang Wan The Nelson Boys * Telstar
Robert Alberg * The Martian Sands
UFO Encounters 11
The Evolution Control Committee * The Fucking Moon
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