Archive for the ‘Classroom Scare’ Category

Mondo Diablo Episode 329: Cookin’ With Connie

November 16, 2011

This week’s clips come from a vintage 50’s home-ec film for gals. Just for gals, obviously. What will YOU do when you get married and it turns out you don’t know how to cook? Will Tim ever be surprised!


Cooking Terms 1
Alleee 1
Bobby Swanson and his Sonics * Rockin’ Little Eskimo
Jamie Glaser * Disco Columbus
Cooking Terms 2
Big Chief Blues
Glen Miller’s Uptown Hall Gang * Stealin’ Smack’s Apples
Cooking Terms 3
Black Lodge Singers * Spongebob Squarepants
Dick Kent * Christopher Columbus and the Compass
Cooking Terms 4
Andre Williams * Please Pass the Biscuits
Earl Johnson * Shortnin’ Bread
Cooking Terms 5
Florrie Ford * Ca Bages Ca Beans Car Rots
Black Lodge Singers * Achy Breaky Song
Cooking Terms 6
Etta James * Shortnin’ Bread Rock
Fred Hall and his Sugarbabies * ‘Tain’t No Sin
Cooking Terms 7
Carolina Chocolate Drops * Cornbread and Butterbeans
Louis Jordan and the Tympani Five * Beans and Cornbread
Cooking Terms 8
Jimmy Dean * Please Pass the Biscuits
Male and Female Vocal Duet of Swanee River * Old Folks at Home (recorded between 1890 and 1929)
Cooking Terms 9
Norval and Ivy * Please Pass the Biscuits
The Wiyos * Strawberry Wine
Cooking Terms 10


Mondo Diablo Episode 318: One-Way Ticket to Hell

August 19, 2011

Various Christian scarefilm clips. Proving once again that the world would be much poorer in the Great Arts without the contributions of Christians.


One-Way Ticket 1
Alleee 1
Link Wray & the Raymen * Batman Theme
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 1
MAD Disco * Disco Suicide
One-Way Ticket 2
Armand Migiani and Couroyer * Venus
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 2
The Bubbles * Boppin’ in the Barnyard
One-Way Ticket 3
Arthur Lyman * Taboo
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 3
Frankie Randall * I Can See for Miles
One-Way Ticket 4
Esquivel * Harlem Nocturne
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 4
Antoine * Les Elcubrations
One-Way Ticket 5
Jean-Jacques Perrey * Electronic Melody
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 5
Bran Flakes * No More Free Will
One-Way Ticket 6
Gerry Arling * Funshopping
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 6
Donna Theodore * Femininity
One-Way Ticket 7
The Electic Moog Orchestra * Close Encounters Main Theme
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 7
Honey LTD * Come Down
One-Way Ticket 8
Hugo Montenegro * Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 8
I Don’t Trust the Bible
One-Way Ticket 9
Pierre Henry * Jericho Jerk
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 9
Jerry Colonna and the Rhythm Wreckers * You’re My Everything
One-Way Ticket 10


(EXPLICIT) Mondo Diablo Episode 256: Boys Can’t Make Their Own Sandwiches. I Know Because I Saw it on TV.

June 3, 2010

Lately, I’ve been interacting more with people of the ages I shouldn’t be voluntarily interacting with–in my leisure time. Oh, I don’t mean you, dear friends, my dear young friends–you know who you are–who are so far superior to HUMAN young people that the thought of them makes you yawn and retch simultaneously–and that’s a monumental task. No, I’m talking about that wretched Facebouf. You know the one–you might have found my podcast here, right now! Interacting on Facebouf is like posting on Christian message boards. Christians think the Internet is in America, and foreigners should get out. 12 year-old boyZ and pregnant, 13 year-old GirZ who post on facebouf think that we’re all in their territory, the one with RingpopZ and WebCritterZ and homemade, misspelled tattooZ. And these young peepZ, these future leaderZ of the UniverZe are the most sexist, misogynistic little squeebZ in the universe. And so I complain about attitudes in past advertising, because it all seems so similar. Luckily, none of my facebouf “frenZ” tell me I should be in the kitchen, making them a sandwich. I don’t understand why their dadZ don’t make them sandwiches, when they’re obviously hungry and I don’t get it because I am not Phresh Phly PantZ on the groun’.


1950’s British Suburbia
Alleee 1
The Delicates * Meusurry
The Electric Moog Orchestra * Star Wars Cantina Band
1964 Buick Riviera
Joyce Green * Black Cadillac
Northwind * Wand’ring Minstrel
A Woman’s Work
The Emperors * Karate
The Psychoskeletons * Hockey
Leave it to Beaver clip
Ella Mae Morse * Money, Honey
Jean-Jaques Perrey * Chicken on the Rocks (bouncing balls song)
I Got You Fired
The Lost Generation * Talkin’ The Teenaged Language
Make the Girl Dance * Baby Baby Baby
Taget: Women * Ladyfriends
Harmony Sisters * Liisa Pien’
Gene O’Quin * Too Hot to Handle
Mountain Grown Coffee!
Fart-Absorbing Blanket
Janis Martin * Cracker Jack
Taget Women: Yogurt
Jello Biafra * Love Me, I’m a Liberal
Kay Starr * Oh, Babe!
Suburban 50’s Housewife
Les Poppys * Let the Sunshine in
Patsy Cline * Lovesick Blues
Sparkle Moore * Killer
Ennio Morricone * Mato, Caldo, Soldi, Morto…Girotondo
Sexist tv ads
Wanda Jackson * Mean, Mean Man


Mondo Diablo Episode 254: Drugs

May 21, 2010

With all the new information out there about brain chemistry and mood alteration from food and environment, the idea of The Dangers of Narcotics seems pretty retro to me. So that’s why I made an episode about drugs. Enjoy.


Drug PSA 1
Mondo Drug Intro
Alleee 1
Junker Blues
Timothy Leary Promo
His Kids * God Song
Jean-Pierre Decerf & Gérard Zajd * Reaching the Infinite
Drug PSA 2
The Jetsons * Space Crazy
Crack Crack Crack
Ambienteer * Ecclesia
Drug PSA 3
Os Mutantes * Panis et Circenses
Deep Purple PSA
Hal Blaine * Tune In, Turn On
Drug PSA 4
Los Calis * Heroina
Mr. T
Brian Bennett * Ergon
Drug PSA 5
Stuff Smith and his Onyx Club Boys * You’re a Viper
Jesus Wore Designer Clothes
The Electronic Concept Orchestra * Aquarius
Drug PSA 6
Peppermint Harris * I Got Loaded
Jim Jones
Joe Renzetti and Toni Luisi * Sparks
Drug PSA 7
Marvin and Johnny * Smack, Smack
Let’s Open our Little Golden Books
101 Strings * Trippin’ On Lunar 7
Motives * I Can Hear Colors
Teen Challenge Choir * Mary Jane
Mental Health Matters
Flavia and the Motonets * Asopiram
Show Steve a Good Time
Dick Shawn * Love Power
Modern Mountaineers * Mary Jane
No Drugs No Way!
Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 252: Aw, Hell. Part 1

April 30, 2010

Estus Pirkle presents the REAL reason to believe: because God is some kind of horrible monster who created a system where people who go to the wrong Christian church end up burning and have constant diarrhea due to intestinal parasites–which is interesting because there are already people in the “wrong church” who are already dying of constant diarrhea. So maybe those hippies who said “hell is here on earth” were actually right, and old Estus escaped with his intestines intact. Or maybe he went to some other religion’s Hell. I shudder to think.

Watch “The Burning Hell” here:


Hell 1
Jenks “Tex” Carman * Hillbilly Hula
Ready Teddy * Tutti Frutti
Hell 2
John Shakespeare * Bell Hop
DJ Le Clown * Superkelt
Hell 3
Goose Culbreath * Granny
Hell 4
Jonathan Winters * A Violent Elderly Person
Hell 5
Enoch Light and the Light Brigade * Bidin’ My Time
Hell 6
Pimpdaddy Supreme * Pick Up the Phone
Hell 7
John Buzon Trio * Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
Wayne Butane
Hell 8
The Bathroom Song
Hell 9
Les Baxter * Rachmaninov Prelude in C Minor
Faster Pussycat
Hell 10
LeGarde Twins * Blue Canadian Rockies
RIAA * Hideaway Moog Shuffle
Hell 11
Donny Lee * Skunk Ape


Mondo Diablo Episode 245 LSD? AOK!

March 11, 2010

Mr Chris and the Gassy Bubbles:

LSD: Battle for the Mind attempts to show the harm LSD is doing to 1960’s Society, unlike racism, sexism, war and killing all the brown people in Other Countries.


Gassy and the Bubbles * Different People
Sweet Sweetback’s Badasssss Song mix
Hal Blaine * Love-In
Mr. F Le Mur * PR Gnus 1296
Hollyridge Strings * I Am a Rock
Dodo and the Dodo’s * Hvis det bli’r
Al Goodman Orchestra * A Hunt in the Black Forest
Jonathan Coulton * Bacteria
Larry Clinton Orchestra * The Creep
Lowell Mason * Jebus is the Sweetest
The Bordens * Theme from Star Wars
Mr. F. Le Mur * PR Gnus 1297
Rita Ford’s Antique Music Boxes * Nearer My God to Thee
Luie Luie * El Touchy
Ray Anthony * Peter Gunn
Peter L Batsin * Make a Tape Recorder
Ruth Welcome * Memories are Made of This
Alleee * Power of the Media
Knuckles O’Toole * St Louis Blues
The Billy Nayer Show * Mars
Norel Pref * Dobbs Smart Smooth and No Good
Quincy Jones * Listen to the Melody
Stark Effect * The Real Thing
Evolution Control Committee * By the Time I Get to Arizona


Mondo Diablo Episode 238: Stang on Satanism

January 31, 2010

Praise “Bob!” Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren’t they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit “Cop Killer” was in the news for being somehow a NEW theme in rock ‘n’ roll. A “new” theme that proves that what adults have been saying for (literally) millenia is right: Kids These Days are Out of Control and it’s all the fault of that awful “rap/rock and roll/jazz/ragtime/Tinpan Alley/Liszt/minuet/immoral combination of lute and singing” music! And OF COURSE that’s true! It’s always those people who are going out to have a good time who ruin the suffering for the Rest of Us!


A Man with Holes in His Hands
Billy Jack Hymn
Sex Gossip
Copacabana Scopitone
Stang 2
Norel Pref * Sentenced to Life
Antonio Carlos Jobim * Children’s Games
Stang 3
John Carradine * Rant
The Ex with Kamagurka and Herr Seele * This song is in English
Larry Elgart * Doodle Doo Doo
Stang 4
Cursing in School
The Android Sisters * Frank Talk
My Teenage Stride * To Live and DIe in the Airport Lounge
Stang 5
Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton * Daddy was an Old Time Preacher
Radiohead * No Surprises
Alleee * The Dope Addicts Say
The Android Sisters * Robots are Coming
Stang 6
Westboro Baptist Church * God Hates Gaga
Hal Blaine * Wiggy
Stang 7
Symphony of Science * Our Place in the Universe
Bob Thompson & Felix Slatkin * Happy Hobo
Stang 8
France Gall * Teenie Weenie Boppie
Ferrante & Teicher * Tico Tico
Stang 9
Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 236: Never Trust a German!

January 21, 2010

The clips this week comes from an old propaganda/brainwashing American men film, “Your job in Germany.” Isn’t it horrible how a country believes its so superior that it has the right to invade other countries so it can be the world’s superpower? And the use of propaganda! Tsk! I guess the picture is right. They are born and bred with this belief of superiority. (snark)


Your Job in Germany 1
Alleee 1
Roy Black * Meine Liebe zur Dir
James Last * Hello Dolly
Your Job in Germany 2
Ob 15, Ob 16, Ob 17 Jahre Alt
Peggy March * Memories of Heidelberg
Your Job in Germany 3
Ingo and his Continentals featuring Manny the Singing Chef * Komm Gib Mer Deine Hand
Klaus Wunderlicht * Wunderland Bei Nacht
Your Job in Germany 4
Nina Hagen * Wir Leben Immer…Noch
Die Crazy Girls * Lass Dir Zeit (Walk, Don’t Run)
Your Job in Germany 5
Nicole * Ein Bisschen Frieden
Die Ärzte-3 * Tage Bart
Your Job in Germany 6
Blue Diamonds * Sukiyaki
France Gall * Ich Träume Jeder Nacht
Your Job in Germany 7
Heino * Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuß
Eddie Warner en zang van The Nelson Boys * Telstar
Your Job in Germany 8
Dschinghis Khan * Dschingis Khan 2006
IFA Wartburg * Hallo Guter Kommunist
Your Job in Germany 9
Mr. Ed Theme Song
Udo Jürgens * Aber Bitte mit Sahne
Your Job in Germany 10


Mondo Diablo Episode 235: Predictions for the Amazing Year 2010

January 15, 2010

Praise “Bob!” Here are my predictions for the AMAZING year 2010, as well as some vague guesses about WWIII and Armageddon from some YouTube Yahoo.


Alleee: 1
Bob Chance * Bob the Van Man
Cast of “Real Chance at Love” * Animals are Awesome
Predictions 2
Ronald K Wells & the Youth Choir * I Wonder I Wonder
Billy Ward & the Dominoes * Tootsie Roll
Predictions 3
Dan Ashwander * The Will of God
Ed Summerlin & Roger Ortmayer * Service of Confession
Predictions 4
The Hawaiians * He Turned Water into Wine
RIAA * No Lies
Predictions 5
Slim Gaillard * Yip Roc Heresy
Predictions 6
Adriano Celentano * Prisencolinensinainciusol
Symphony of Science * We Are All Connected
Predictions 7
The Boswell Sisters * Heebie Jeebies
Fats Waller and his Rhythm * Got No Time
Predictions 8
Os Mutantes * Ave Ghengis Khan
Kanui & Lula * Oua, Oua
Predictions 9
Bob Ehret * Stop the Clock
Frances Baskerville * The Grassy Knoll
Predictions 10


Episode 205: Alcohol is Dynamite

July 15, 2009

The clips this week are from the film of the same name; the rant is from work.

You’ll definitely want to check out a site belonging to the singer of “Rub-a-Dub:” Chris Wind. There’s a lot of stuff on there that I’ll be playing in the next several weeks, and even a great Christmas album!


Alcohol is Dynamite 1
Alleee 1
The Frank Popp Ensemble * The Rural Assiduity
Ennio Morricone * Ninna Nanna Per Adulti
Alcohol is Dynamite 2
Smith Walbridge Summer Camps * Also Sprach Zarathustra
Chris Wind * Rub-a-Dub Dub
Alcohol is Dynamite 3
Irving Fields Trio * Spark of Jewish Pride
Fanfarlo * Comets
Alcohol is Dynamite 4
Enoch Light * Charleston Cha-Cha
Bonnie Haven * Total Woman
Alcohol is Dynamite 5
Flavia and the Motonets * Mike
The Midas Touch * Vida Tirado
101 Strings * Space Odyssey
Abe Burrows * Sea Shanty
Alcohol is Dynamite 6
Our Gang Music
Billy Mize * Solid Sender
Alcohol is Dynamite 7
Nancy Sinatra * Sugar Town
TV: That’s For Me
Alcohol is Dynamite 8
Tracky Birthday * Intro with Pepe
Donald and the Delighters * Wang Dand Dula
Alcohol is Dynamite 9
Alleee 2

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