Archive for the ‘Electronic’ Category

Mondo Diablo Episode 373: ClownDating dot com

September 2, 2013

Just to clarify, I would totally date a clown. As long as he or she were an atheist and a feminist, reasonably intelligent, with basic domestic skills.


Michelle Bachman * Spank the President
Did You Say “Bob?”
Doug Duke * It’s Only a Paper Moon
Matt Barber * Homo Nomo Reason
Buckle Down with Nixon
John Carradine for Tires
Firesign Theatre for a Creation Museum
Perrey and Kingsley * Carousel of the Planets
Escape from Pray the Gay Away
Orange is the New Black * Piper and Miss Claudette talk about Slack
Norel Pref * “Bob” Song
Funkadelic * Sexy Ways
Zeet Band * Moogie woogie
Daubenmire is Sick and Tired of Being Sodomized
Public Enemy Number “Bob”
Pastor John Rydgren * The Happening
Crudbump * I Don’t Do Shit
Mary Lambert * She Keeps Me Warm
Marr Barber * Christians Must…
Send to “Bob”
Disconnection in Scientology is Real
Langley Schools * Space Oddity
Enturbulator 009 * Bigotwatch THIS
Sssssserves Ssssssatan
Life in the Year 2000
The Adventures of Maisie
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay: The Homophobia Song
The Story of “Bob”
Regina Spektor * You’ve Got Time
Kathleen Hanna on what got her into talking about violence against women
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Mondo Diablo Episode 292: Mugu’s Guide to the Galaxy

January 7, 2011

Find the entire book, A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy read by a 419 Scammer, at . I kept it short, so your ears won’t get too tired.


Hitchhiker 1
Alleee 1
Andre Popp * La Campanella
Animals Within Animals * Billy Ray’s All Purpose Product
Hitchhiker 2
Anthony Mawer * Undercover Girl
Norel Pref * Black Bible
Hitchhiker 3
Midas Touch * Modern Times
Chantal Renaud * Plattsburgh Drive-Inn Blues
Hitchhiker 4
Camille Sauvage * Prospective
Einstein’s Secret Orchestra * The Iodine 131
Hitchhiker 5
Chorus and Disco Company * Alfred Wsrod Ptakow
Peppermint Wad * Magic Bullet
Hitchhiker 6
Dick Hyman * The Legend of Johnny Pot
Jackie Vernon * Stardust
Hitchhiker 7
Dorimak-Tamborelli-Morfina * Dedicated to the Beatles
Stereo Total * I Am Naked
Hitchhiker 8
Harlem Pop Trotters * La Baraka Du Baraque
The Free Design * Bubbles
Hitchhiker 9
Jean-Jacques Perrey and Daniel Longuein * Kartoon Power
Pop Concerto Orchestra * Pop Concerto
Hitchhiker 10
Andre Brasseur * The Duck
Alleee 2
Norel Pref * Breaking the Ninth Commandment


Mondo Diablo Episode 268: Weaponizing Mozart

August 19, 2010

For your education and edification, to weed out the undesirables from our community; the teenagers and the Dicks, and to keep everything clean and unsullied by grotesque graffiti, spit and skateboarding, I offer you this purely Classic show full of Classical Music written by Classical Men of classical age. Well. Some of these pieces were written during the last century, so it’s still in keeping with the theme of the show. This, solemn, serious classical show. Enjoy, and keep your hands to yourselves.


Weaponizing Mozart 1
Alleee 1
Fresh Cream * Petit Musique de Nuit
Weaponizing Mozart 2
Leonard Bernstein Conducts Shostokovich 5th Symphony Movement 4: Allegro Non Troppo
Weaponizing Mozart 3
Mike Hankinson *Eine Kleine Nactmusik Andante
Weaponizing Mozart 4
Edvard Grieg * Peer Gynt Suite No. 2: Arabian Dance
Weaponizing Mozart 5
PDQ Bach Commercial Break
Hans Wurman * Eine Kleine Nachtmusik III: Menuetto Allegretto
Weaponizing Mozart 6
Isao Tomita * Debussy:Arabesque No. 1
Weaponizing Mozart 7
Fabien Meilin * Mozart Requiem: Lacrimosa
Weaponizing Mozart 8
L. Maazel Conducts Prokofiev: Symphony No. 5: Allegro Marcato
Weaponizing Mozart 9
Hans Wurman * Mozart: Turkish Marsch
Weaponizing Mozart 10
Isao Tomita * Stravinsky: Firebird: Round of the Princesses
Alleee 2


(EXPLICIT) Mondo Diablo Episode 256: Boys Can’t Make Their Own Sandwiches. I Know Because I Saw it on TV.

June 3, 2010

Lately, I’ve been interacting more with people of the ages I shouldn’t be voluntarily interacting with–in my leisure time. Oh, I don’t mean you, dear friends, my dear young friends–you know who you are–who are so far superior to HUMAN young people that the thought of them makes you yawn and retch simultaneously–and that’s a monumental task. No, I’m talking about that wretched Facebouf. You know the one–you might have found my podcast here, right now! Interacting on Facebouf is like posting on Christian message boards. Christians think the Internet is in America, and foreigners should get out. 12 year-old boyZ and pregnant, 13 year-old GirZ who post on facebouf think that we’re all in their territory, the one with RingpopZ and WebCritterZ and homemade, misspelled tattooZ. And these young peepZ, these future leaderZ of the UniverZe are the most sexist, misogynistic little squeebZ in the universe. And so I complain about attitudes in past advertising, because it all seems so similar. Luckily, none of my facebouf “frenZ” tell me I should be in the kitchen, making them a sandwich. I don’t understand why their dadZ don’t make them sandwiches, when they’re obviously hungry and I don’t get it because I am not Phresh Phly PantZ on the groun’.


1950’s British Suburbia
Alleee 1
The Delicates * Meusurry
The Electric Moog Orchestra * Star Wars Cantina Band
1964 Buick Riviera
Joyce Green * Black Cadillac
Northwind * Wand’ring Minstrel
A Woman’s Work
The Emperors * Karate
The Psychoskeletons * Hockey
Leave it to Beaver clip
Ella Mae Morse * Money, Honey
Jean-Jaques Perrey * Chicken on the Rocks (bouncing balls song)
I Got You Fired
The Lost Generation * Talkin’ The Teenaged Language
Make the Girl Dance * Baby Baby Baby
Taget: Women * Ladyfriends
Harmony Sisters * Liisa Pien’
Gene O’Quin * Too Hot to Handle
Mountain Grown Coffee!
Fart-Absorbing Blanket
Janis Martin * Cracker Jack
Taget Women: Yogurt
Jello Biafra * Love Me, I’m a Liberal
Kay Starr * Oh, Babe!
Suburban 50’s Housewife
Les Poppys * Let the Sunshine in
Patsy Cline * Lovesick Blues
Sparkle Moore * Killer
Ennio Morricone * Mato, Caldo, Soldi, Morto…Girotondo
Sexist tv ads
Wanda Jackson * Mean, Mean Man


Episode 194: Carl Sagan on the DIstinction Between True and False Visions

April 15, 2009

Carl Sagan’s book, “The Demon Haunted World,” is as close to an “atheist bible” as you can get. Well, it is to me, anyway. Here I include the chapter called “On the Distinction Between True and False Visions,” which deals with Marian apparitions.


Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 1
Alleee 1
Enoch Light * Don’t Sleep in the Subway
Inger Nilsson * Keep On Dancing
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 2
Living Jazz * Sweet Buttercup
Amonds * Sukiyaki
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 3
Dick Hyman * Alfred, the King of Disco
Webley Edwards * Beauty Hula
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 4
Vinnie Bell * Dawn
Madeleine Chartrand * Ani Kuni
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 5
Electronic Concept Orchestra * The Look of Love
Da Lata * Cores
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 6
Musical Crystals * Beyond the Sunset
The G * Lady Madonna
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 7
Ananda Shankar * Streets of Calcutta
Alison, CUT, Auctioneer, Irish, Tibetan and Inuit Throat Singing * Mouth Music
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 8
Eddie Warner en Zang van The Nelson Boys * Telstar
Phil Cela * The Atom Dynomic Dance
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 9
Rudy Rosa * Time in a Bottle
Pizzicato Five * Sukiyaki
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 180: Kickin’ God to da Kurb Part 1

January 23, 2009

Kickin’ God to the Kurb Part 1

Letting Go 1
Alleee 1
Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Nigel Bruce & C. Aubrey Smith * Three Little FIshes
Letting Go 2
Walter Wanderly * Popcorn
Pink Anderson & Sammi Doolie * Papa’s ’bout to Get Mad
Letting Go 3
Les Brown & the Super Sounds of Reknown * Superstar
Billy Murray * I’m Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover
Letting Go 4
Julius Wechter and the Baja Marimba Band * By the Time I Get to Phoenix
RIAA * Bolly Holly
Letting Go 5
I’ll Never Fall in Love Again
Del Close & John Brent * How to Speak Hip Field Trip
Letting Go 6
Busse’s Buzzards * Red-Hot Henry Brown
Dirt Bacarach * Always Something Rollin’
Letting Go 7
Johnny Dunn and his Band * Ham and Eggs
Dorothy Fields and Jimmy Hugh * Digga Digga Do
Letting Go 8
Piero Piccioni & Alessandro Alessandroni * Canyon Blues
Dirt Bacarach * Say a Little Prayer for Religion
Letting Go 9
Stelvio Cipriani * Fantasme
Ferlin Husky * The Drunken Driver
Letting Go 10
Teddy Lasry * Satanic
The Puppini Sisters * Wuthering Heights
Alleee 2
Letting Go 11
The Goofus Five * Poor Papa


Episode 128: How to Good-bye Depression (if you constrict anus 100 times everyday)

May 4, 2008

The best friggin’ website in the universe


Constrict Anus 1
Alleee 1
Camarata with the Mike Sammes Singers * Doctor Dolittle
Constrict Anus 2
Sid Dale * Disco A Go Go
Shirley Bassey * Fools Rush In
Constrict Anus 3
Sweet Little Band/Pink Floyd * Wish You Were Here
Ray Conniff Singers * People Will Say We’re in Love
Constrict Anus 4
Keith Mansfield * Sporting Highlights
Dee D. Jackson * S.O.S
Constrict Anus 5
Walter Schumann * Bird of Paradise
Lorraine Bowen * Pavarotti Can’t Read Music
Constrict Anus 6
Ted Atking and his Orchestra * New Deal
Do the Fonz
Constrict Anus 7
Caravelli * En Pensant a Kafka
Chris Ligon * Crazy Dazy
Constrict Anus 8
El sonido mágico de Waldo de los Ríos * Los molinos de tu espíritu
Carson Robison * We’re Gonna Have to Slap the Dirty Little Japs
Constrict Anus 9
Mike Batt * Superfly
Carolina Cotton * Yodel Yodel Yodel
Constrict Anus 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 127: Customers are Frikken Stupid

April 28, 2008

Sites to See

Customers Suck

Retail Hell Underground



Stupid 1
Alleee 1
Gillian Hills * Ne Ten Fais Pas
Stupid 2
Piero Umilani * Fotomodelle
Liz Brady * Partie De Dames
Stupid 3
Keith Droste * ‘T’Ain’t Necessarily So
Brad Neely * Fuck the Humans
Stupid 4
The Moog Machine * Spinning Wheel
Piero Umilani * Saudade
Stupid 5
The Moog Machine * 59th Street Bridge Song
Teenage Fanclub * The Ballad of John and Yoko
Stupid 6
The Sound of Criss Cross * The Fifth Season
Dream Theatre * Comfortably Numb
Stupid 7
Ted Atking and his Orchestra * Teenager’s House
Gerard St. Paul * Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Stupid 8
Jean-Jacques Perrey * E.V.A. (live)
Leonard Nimoy * It’s Getting Better
Stupid 9
Mike Batt * Superfly
Nashville Country Singers * By the Time I Get to Phoenix
Stupid 10 * Unholy Pet’s Bathroom Bloopers
Alleee 2


Episode 126: The Riddle of the Hack Mystery Writer

April 24, 2008

The Harry Stephen Keeler Society
Harry Stephen Keeler Home Page
Harry Wiki
RAMBLE HOUSE (another great site I didn’t steal from)
WARNING (from our friends at Wikipedia)

“The Neutrality” of these pages “is disputed.”



Keeler 1 from The Harry Stephen Keeler Society page
Alleee 1
Family Guy * The Spirit of Massachussetts
Keeler 2
Yan Tregger * Hard Water
Chantal Goya * C’est Bien Bernard
Keeler 3
Derek Austin * I Got My Mojo Workin’
Kristin Hersh * Everybody’s Got Something to Hide (Except Me and My Monkey)
Keeler 4
Black Devil * Timing, Forget the Timing
Vittorio Paltrinieri * Rhythm of Life
Keeler 5
Bernie Green * Saxophobia
Metropolitan Police Male Choir
Keeler 6
Wendy Carlos * Allegro from Bach’s Brandenberg
Viena * Sometimes
Keeler 7
Piero Piccioni * Ursula Shake
Bugotak * House of the Rising Sun
Keeler 8
Cesco Anselmo * Hurricane
Gunnar Madsen * Talking Heads’ Naive Melody
Keeler 9
Custommusic * RV Gill * Mambo at the Zenda
Gregorius * NMKU
Keeler 10
Alleee 2
The Spirit of Massachussetts (reprise)

“Yer gutta clyack heeya,” said Gumbuttserson Plinkplankplunk, son of Senator Clydacktricks 7 to the power nine minus pi r squared Plinkplankplunk, his seven fingers clutching at Hoy Yu Sin’s magic all-seeing laughing skull. a peculiar skull indeed, as it was drilled with ten and a half holes, that celestials say have the power to summon the wisdom of spirits, but that Gumbuttserson used only as a spitoon.

Freedom is not Anti-Social Part 2: The Moral Argument

April 14, 2008

Market Anarchy


Guy Pederson * Bass After Love
Alleee 1
Serge Gainsbourg * Ballade de Melody Nelson
Alan Parker & Mike Moran * Move and Shake Your Body
Jocelyne * Nitty Gritty
Phil Harris * St. James Infirmary
Roger Bourdin * Crazy Horse
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass * Carmen
RIAA * Smoke on the Sun
Bernard Lubat * Pop Aubergine
The Terrytooners * Barker Bill
Évariste * La Chasse au Boson Intermédiaire
Hervé Roy * Fin De Séance
Rutland Weekend Songbook * Children of Rock ‘n’ Roll/Startime
Alan Hawkshaw & Brian Bennett * Dumbo
RIAA * Candy Enema Shock
Spazz-Living Guitars * Brown Sugar
Raymond Guiot & Guy Pederson * Ballade Pour Un Basse
Shelley Looney * Thank You, Canada
Raymond Guiot & Guy Pederson * Visions Fantastiques
Rutland Weekend Songbook * Protest Song
Warren Jeffs (Yes, THAT Warren Jeffs) * Searching for Zion
Bernard Estardy * Claviers Ivres
Flares * The Monkey Walk
The Keyboards * Clair
MOF 10
Unknown * Music Box
Petra Haden * Don’t Stop Believin’
Alleee 2

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