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Mondo Diablo Episode 246: Francois Tremblay Presents How to Fire People

March 19, 2010

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This week, Francois contributes to the International Hellbound Alleee Network Company Limited (IHANKL), with a cassette from Hunter Lott on interviewing and firing staff. Very timely, Francois. Very timely.

Playlist

Franc1
Social Security- Hi Bye
Hunter Lott 1
Fantastic Plastic Machine- It’s Jazzy!
The Psycho Skeletons- Angel Vision
Hunter Lott 2
Buffy the Vampire Slayer- I’m Under Your Spell
?- Wonder
Hunter Lott 3
Queen- We Will Rock You (Songsmith remix)
?- Slim-Fast Revolution
Hunter Lott 4
MC Frontalot- It Is Pitch Dark
Fantastic Plastic Machine- MPF
Hunter Lott 5
?- Through Jewish Eyes
unknown- Thank You God
Hunter Lott 6
The Psycho Skeletons- Another Dobbs Barrage
Le Tigre- My My Metrocard
Hunter Lott 7
Christopher Scott- I’ll Never Fall In Love Again
unknown- I Am Going To Where Jesus Is
Hunter Lott 8
John Carradine- Night Train to Mundo Fine
?- The Ignorant Cowboy VD
Hunter Lott 9
RIAA- The Dynamic Show Ever Being Gave
ZAP- Pi
Franc 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 240: Developing a Wonderful Personality with Dr. Joseph Murphy

February 12, 2010

This week’s clips come courtesy of A Basement of Curiosities, a cool blog that often offers Self-Help and How-to record sharities. This week, Dr. Joseph Murphy advises us how to please everyone in a proto New Age style.

Playlist

Wonderful Personality 1
Alleee 1
Mike Sammes * Surrey with the Fringe on Top
Capitol Studios Orchestra * Midnight Cowboy
Wonderful Personality 2
Cyberphobe * Hallo
Joe Renzetti and Tony Luisi * Fiddle Around
Wonderful Personality 3
Big Bill Collins * City BBQ Ad
Master Scratch Band * Computer Break
Wonderful Personality 4
Enoch Light Singers * Harper Valley PTA
Space * Running in the City
Wonderful Personality 5
Stark Effect * Armour Hot Kids
Salinas * Straussmania
Wonderful Personality 6
Tom Glazer * Keep the Logs Movin’
Knuckles O’Toole * Strong Nellie Pony Mary
Wonderful Personality 7
Grandpamini * Coupe Moustache
Ray Anthony * Walkin’ to Mother’s
Wonderful Personality 8
Pinataland * Devil’s Airship
The Moog Machine * Aquarius
Wonderful Personality 9
Eartha Kitt * I’d Rather Be Burned as a Witch
Giorgio Moroder * The Legend of Babel
Wonderful Personality 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 198: Self-Hypnosis with Gil Boyne

May 16, 2009

Subtitle:
The Baby Becomes State Property at Conception or Moral Tautology is Arbitrary

The show features Gil Boyne. He’s going to hypnotize you!

Here’s my rant: Because China doesn’t have freedom of speech, it’s “right” for them to confiscate any books they want at customs, and no one has a “right” to complain about it. Apparently, an imaginary concept can create something out of thin air, rationalizing violence, because, well, laws aren’t just “arbitrary,” are they? Who can make a moral judgment (i.e. “whining”) but an individual, the only entity that can act? Is “China” real, and are “its” laws not arbitrary, whether they came into being through democracy or blood…or both?

Show Playlist

Self-Hypnosis 1
Alleee 1
“Bald” Bill Hagan and his Trocaderos * Bumps and Grinds
The Jetsons
Self-Hypnosis 2
Enoch Light * Ja Da Cha-Cha
Anita Kerr Singers * Never Leave Me
Self-Hypnosis 3
Brenton Wood * Gimmee Little Sign
Roy Brown * Mighty, Mighty Man
Self-Hypnosis 4
Rob Randall * Whispering Hope
Nappy-Headed Blues
Self-Hypnosis 5
Gene Marshall * We are the Men Counting Sheep
Flavia and the Motonets * Pecesito
Self-Hypnosis 6
The Prisoner
Norel Pref * In the Midst of a Cult
Self-Hypnosis 7
Lois Wyse * Lines to an Unhandy Man
Oscar Brand * The Codfish Song
Self-Hypnosis 8
Randall & Hopkirk * Deceased
Maimie Van Doren * The Bikini with No Top on Top
Self-Hypnosis 9
Robin Sparkles * Let’s go to the Mall (from “How I Met Your Mother”)
Flavia & the Motonets * Hombre Tomate
Self-Hypnosis 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 190: Self-Help!

March 20, 2009

I found a bunch of random self-help albums on my hard drive. I don’t know if they are interesting enough to play a lot of any one album, save for the sex one. So I threw in nine. Most of them have a background of standard Flintstones background music.

Playlist

J * The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman
Alleee 1
Saint Vincent Latinaires * Roasted or Fried
Daniel Boone * Beautiful Sunday
Syndney Omarr * Virgo
Caribbean Jazz Project * Soul Sauce
Lambert, Hendricks and Ross * Twisted
Paul J. Meyer * Positive Expectancy to Win
Mallet Men * Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Phillippa Fallon * High-School Drag
4Mona Ling * How to Get Appointments by Telephone
Dave “Baby” Cortez * Summertime
Art Fowler and his Kulele * No Wonder She’s a Blushing Bride
5Pacific Northwest Bell * Holiday in Washington
The Jetsons Underscore
Kit Reame * Introuniversal Jam/Don’t Be So Holey Roley Poley Over My Souley
6Helen Gurley Brown * Lessons in Love
Johnny Quest Underscore
Bruce Haack * Cherubic Hymn
7Earl Nightingale * Think and Grow Rich
Adi Zephnpfennig * Geisterreiter
Lust Control * What About Your Wife?!?
8Earl Nightingale * The Strangest Secret
Quincy Jones * Ironside
Ajay Lowery * The Gore of War
9Dr. Paul T. Parker * How to Use Tact and Skill in Handling People
The Nursery Brass * London Bridge
The McDonald’s Menu Song
J * The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman 2
Alleee 2

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Episode 104: The Secret Life of L Ron Hubbard, Part 4

January 23, 2008

Scientology: A Dangerous Cult.

Playlist
Kyle Jarrow * Disclaimer * A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant
L Ron 34
Alleee 1 * The Road to Xenu, by Margery Wakefield
Enturbulator 009 * 8 Million
L Ron 35
A Kazdin & T.Z. Shepard * Carmen (Introduction of the Toreador)
Rotem Or * One of Us Isn’t Wrong
L Ron 36
Les Baxter * Stone God
Kyle Jarrow * The Way That It Began
L Ron 37
Claude Denjean * Everybody’s Talkin’
The Lamplighters * Cottonfields
L Ron 38
Anthony Mawer * Undercover Girl
Enoch Light * Ode to Billy Joe
L Ron 39
Billy May * In the Mood Cha-Cha
Julie London * Mighty Quinn
L Ron 40
Enoch Light * Tales from the Vienna Woods
Milford Perkins * Jerry the Butcher Man
L Ron 41
Samba de Orfeu
Enturbulator 009 * Virus Hubbard
L Ron 42
Desi Arnaz * Tico Tico
Kyle Jarrow * Something Special
L Ron 43
Michel Legrand * Alcatraz
Christophe * Je ne T’aime Plus
L Ron 44
Alleee 2

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Episode 68: The Secret Life of Plants

July 24, 2007

That's not Molly naked--but what's with the jukebox?

Mondo 68: The Secret Life of Plants

Molly Roth * Plant Talk 1
Alleee 1
Ken Wallace * When God Dipped His Pen of Love
Plant Talk 2
Isao Tomita and Claude Debussy * Arabesque Number One
Anson (Potsy) Williams * Deeply
Plant Talk 3
Tommy Miles * Walk Through a Black Forest
Coca Cola Corporation * Look to the Leader
Plant Talk 4
The Bordens * Theme from Star Wars
Bill Cosby * Sunny
Plant Talk 5
Tommy Miles * Mame
Dave Naughton * I’m a Pepper
Plant Talk 6
John Keating Inc. * Where You Lead
Buddy Ebsen * Your Cheatin’ Heart
Plant Talk 7
Diane
Wally “Underdog” Cox * There is a Tavern in the Town
Plant Talk 8
Enoch Light * Easy, Baby, Go Easy Baby
Cassius Clay * Stand By Me
Plant Talk 9
Russ Garcia * Music City
Corey Feldman * Former Child Actor
Plant Talk 10
Maynard Ferguson * Spinning Wheel
Corky Burke * Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious
Plant Talk 11
Don Lee Ellis * Stella By Starlight
David Hasselhoff * Pingu Dance
Plant Talk Fine
Alleee 2

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