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Mondo Diablo Episode 235: Predictions for the Amazing Year 2010

January 15, 2010

Praise “Bob!” Here are my predictions for the AMAZING year 2010, as well as some vague guesses about WWIII and Armageddon from some YouTube Yahoo.


Alleee: 1
Bob Chance * Bob the Van Man
Cast of “Real Chance at Love” * Animals are Awesome
Predictions 2
Ronald K Wells & the Youth Choir * I Wonder I Wonder
Billy Ward & the Dominoes * Tootsie Roll
Predictions 3
Dan Ashwander * The Will of God
Ed Summerlin & Roger Ortmayer * Service of Confession
Predictions 4
The Hawaiians * He Turned Water into Wine
RIAA * No Lies
Predictions 5
Slim Gaillard * Yip Roc Heresy
Predictions 6
Adriano Celentano * Prisencolinensinainciusol
Symphony of Science * We Are All Connected
Predictions 7
The Boswell Sisters * Heebie Jeebies
Fats Waller and his Rhythm * Got No Time
Predictions 8
Os Mutantes * Ave Ghengis Khan
Kanui & Lula * Oua, Oua
Predictions 9
Bob Ehret * Stop the Clock
Frances Baskerville * The Grassy Knoll
Predictions 10


Mondo Diablo Episode 223: The Cruel Slackmaster

November 12, 2009

Slack is a cruel master, leading me to piece together leavings from my clipbox.


Cheep Cheep Suite
Don’t Even Ask
Welcome message
Alleee 1
Tommy Johnson * Big Fat Mama Blues
If Carl Sagan Were a Christian Apologist 1
Gus Brendel * Night Clipper
Bob Ayala * Who Will be the Next to Go
Boyfriends with God
Anything for my Princess
Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Christian Apologist 2
Mike Rozakis * She Knew No Other Way
Andy Williams * Ajinomoto
The Greatest Thieves on Earth
Gershon Kingsley * For Elise
Arlen Kearce * Sandy the Go-Go Girl
Manson/It Tastes Good
Egg * Fugue in D Minor
Hellbound Alleee * Bugs Bunny vs the Violet Flame
Normal Bob Smith Angry Phone Messages
Enoch Light * Frenchy’s Tune
Jackson Blue Boys * Sweet Alberta
Bad Rap/You’re My Favorite Customer
The Art Van Damme Quintet * Lover
Don Knotts * Pre-Natal Anxieties
Star Trek Anti-Drug/Interesting Story Savers
Ukrainian Highway to Hell


Mondo Diablo Episode 222: DJ Steinski Presents Not A Cloud Upon The Name Of The Lord

November 4, 2009

DJ Steinski on WFMU

I cut up DJ Steinski’s show which was cut up from southern preachers on the radio, with some great ambiance. Maybe you’ll learn something.


Steinski 1
Alleee 1
Tom O.C., Youtube star
Steinski 2
Carl Sagan’s “Glorious Dawn” Remix
Steinski 3
Jack Stern and his Orchestra * The Way You Look Tonight
Boy Crisis * Fountain of Youth
Steinski 4
Discotech Dancers Go! * The Watusi Ball
Unknown * Gallo Negro y Gallo Rojo
Steinski 5
Happy Accordian * The Hustle
Stone * Les Framboises
Steinski 6
Alan Hawkshaw & Keith Mansfield * London Hilton
Leona Buckles * Baby, We’re Through
Steinski 7
Rube Bloom * St. James Infirmary
Christie Laume * L’adorable Femmes des Neiges
Steinski 8
The Three Jacks * Chile Blues
Chris Butler * They Marry Young Down There
Steinski 9
Paul Whiteman * Makin’ Whoopee
The Midas Touch * Close to You
Steinski 10


Mondo Diablo Episode 215: Christian Pirates Rape Red Riding-Hood

September 26, 2009

Captain Hook and his crew lure young children to their boat and Shanghai them into accepting Christ with exciting tales involving pirates and dope.


Captain Hook * Intro and Pirate Theme Song
Tiny Tot Calvin * Christian Cowboy
Alleee 1
George Liberace * I’m in Love Again
Christian Pirates
Pirates 2
Kinky Boots
Frances Baskerville * The Vegetables Song
Pirates 3
Knuckles O’Toole * After You’ve Gone
Captain Hook and his Crew * Joy, Joy, Joy
Pirates 4
Neil Richardson * Play School
Hans Moser * I marschier mit mein’n Duli-Dulieh
Pirates 5
Larry Elgart * Bye-Bye Blues
Captain Hook * Ship Ahoy
Pirates 6
Florian Zabach * Harum Scarum
Nino Roti * ‘l’intermezzo’ della mantide religiosa
Pirates 7
Rita Ford * Abide with Me
Captain Hook and his Crew * The Lord is My Shepherd
Pirates 8
David Carroll * Pretty Baby
Lord Lebby * Dr. Kinsey
Pirates 9
Ray Anthony * Rock-Umba
Pirates 10
Doris Day * T’Ain’t Me
Lynn Foulkes * Top of Topanga
Captain Hook and his Crew * Treasure Hunt

Alleee 2


Episode 212: Go and Sin No More

September 10, 2009

Rev. A.A. Allen. classic tent revival preacher, faith healer and alcoholic, reminds us we can resist sin. Though he couldn’t, as he died of alcohol poisoning with a level of .36.


Go and Sin 1
Alleee 1
Richard Galliano * Beritwaltz
Malcolm Yelvington * Got Me a Trumpet
Go and Sin 2
Bernie Greene * Ping-Pong
Bert Kaempfert * Chanson d’Amour
Go and Sin 3
Living Guitars * Brown Sugar
Aphex Twin * Nannou
Go and Sin 4
Lenny Dee * Caravan
Binary System * Sound of Music, Today
Subgenius Commercial Break
M. Chantereau and P.A. Dahan * Electronic Suspense
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs * Black Sheep
Go and Sin 5
101 Strings * Disappointed Love with a Desensitized Robot
The Moonlighters * Broken Heart
Go and Sin 6
Leo Diamond * Juba Dance
Disco Dancer * Video Killed the Radio Star in Hindi
Go and Sin 7
Henri Rene * Manhattan Idyl
Holly Yarbrough * Won’t You Be My Neighbor
Go and Sin 8
Palala’s Hawaiians * Hawaiian Sweetheart of Mine
Little Willie John * I’m Shakin’
Go and Sin 9
Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 210: A Kool Kristian Kids Koncert

August 26, 2009

This week I have an old favorite from the 365 Days Project: Know When to Say No and It’s Cool in the Furnace by Beryl Red and Grace Hawthorne.


It’s Cool 1
Alleee 1
Enoch Light * The Look of Love
Zeb Turner * Big Fat Papa
It’s Cool 2
Kyle Jarrow * L. Ron Hubbard
Sons of the Pioneers * The Devil’s Great-Grandson
It’s Cool 3
Frank McDonald and Chris Rae * Robot Dancer
Os Mutantes * Preciso Urgentemente Encontrar
It’s Cool 4
Bonnie Graham * Tiny, Tiny Heart
Chris Wind * Always Carefree
It’s Cool 5
Kellie Greene * Swan Lake
Rappin’ With Gas!
It’s Cool 6
Three Guys from Hollywood * Frozen Embryos
Kimbo Educational * Bean Bag Kickline
It’s Cool 7
Leland Standford Junior University Marching Band * Roundabout ’77
Flavia and the Motonettes * Mariposa
It’s Cool 8
Évariste * Connais-tu L’animal qui Inventa le Calcul Intégral
Mary-Ann Lewis * I Won’t Cry
It’s Cool 9
Jeff Wayne * 2001
Phil Harris * Goofus
It’s Cool 10
Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 207: How to be a No-Good, Dirty, Rotten, Child-Abuser, with James Dobson

August 5, 2009

This week, Dobson and friends determine how to tell if your child is involved in SATANISM. This usually involves listening to that ROCK AND/OR ROLL MUSIC.


Possession 1
Alleee 1
Bernard Herman * Prelude
Jake Porter Combo * Go Slowly Out of Your Mind
Possession 2
Ennio Morricone * La Bambola
Frank Popp Ensemble * Business and Pleasure
Possession 3
Howard McGhee * Stardust
Fanfarlo * Comets
Possession 4
Messer Chups * Miss Surf
The Midas Touch * Darling Lili
Possession 5
Benny Carter and his Orchestra * Uff Dah!
Captain Kirk is Climbing the Mountain
Possession 6
Davey Crackpot and his Mexican Jumping Beans * Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White
Don and Dewey * Jungle Hop
Possession 7
Smith Wallbridge Summer Camps * Hogan’s Heros
Marge Singleton * Telstar
Possession 8
101 Strings * Orbit Fantasy (Inside Looking Out)
John Wayne * The Hyphen
Possession 9
Lecuona Cuban Boys * Rumba Negre
Light Crust Doughboys * 5-16-36
Possession 10
alleee 2


Episode 195: Keeping the Faith

April 21, 2009

She wants, terribly, to believe; to be comforted. A man, recently a celebrity for doing good, decides that she will be the one he saves. It doesn’t sound too hard, really. She needs to believe. So why does he fuck it up so badly?


Keeping the Faith 1
Alleee 1

Carlo Montez * Go Go Mobile
Stopchildren * Medicinehead 24 hr
Keeping the Faith 2
Henrik Nielsen * Pisces
Maureen McCormick * Ben
Keeping the Faith 3
Syd Dale * Friendly Roaring Dragon
Shari Elf * Ron’s Appliance
Keeping the Faith 4
Ralph Carmichael * Rumble
Syndney Jo Lewis * Boppin’ Grandfather Clock
Keeping the Faith 5
Walter Wanderly * Call Me
Cara Stewart * Song of the Burmese Land
Keeping the Faith 6
The Fortune Tellers * Song of the Nairobi Trio
Fabio * On Inner Beauty
Keeping the Faith 7
La Sinfonica de JB * Papaya
Kidz Bop * Take Me Out!
Keeping the Faith 8
All-Star Orchestra * A Taste of Honey
Eva * Psiu
Keeping the Faith 9
The Synthesizer Sound Machine * Mozart Opus 40
DJ Shadow and Dan “The Automator * Satchidananda
Keeping the Faith 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 194: Carl Sagan on the DIstinction Between True and False Visions

April 15, 2009

Carl Sagan’s book, “The Demon Haunted World,” is as close to an “atheist bible” as you can get. Well, it is to me, anyway. Here I include the chapter called “On the Distinction Between True and False Visions,” which deals with Marian apparitions.


Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 1
Alleee 1
Enoch Light * Don’t Sleep in the Subway
Inger Nilsson * Keep On Dancing
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 2
Living Jazz * Sweet Buttercup
Amonds * Sukiyaki
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 3
Dick Hyman * Alfred, the King of Disco
Webley Edwards * Beauty Hula
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 4
Vinnie Bell * Dawn
Madeleine Chartrand * Ani Kuni
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 5
Electronic Concept Orchestra * The Look of Love
Da Lata * Cores
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 6
Musical Crystals * Beyond the Sunset
The G * Lady Madonna
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 7
Ananda Shankar * Streets of Calcutta
Alison, CUT, Auctioneer, Irish, Tibetan and Inuit Throat Singing * Mouth Music
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 8
Eddie Warner en Zang van The Nelson Boys * Telstar
Phil Cela * The Atom Dynomic Dance
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 9
Rudy Rosa * Time in a Bottle
Pizzicato Five * Sukiyaki
Carl Sagan * True and False Visions 10
Alleee 2

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Episode 192: Magical Questions, Real Answers

April 4, 2009

I was contacted by an Australian Christian who found 10 questions on the internet and wanted to publicly write them on my “website” and have me answer them. I don’t know what website he was talking about; I suspected it was my Atheist Nexus page, but I’m not certain. I have lots of pages, but my only websites with my email address available are Hellbound Alleee and Insolitology; the former is not set up for a Christian Challenge (and it’s really a dead site); the latter is so rarely updated I’m always surprised when someone contacts me about it. It’s my first website from back in 2002.

I found myself in an extremely unpleasant conversation with him, because I felt very grumpy about Yet Another Christian coming into my space and baiting me. It’s not like I go to churches or even Christian websites and bother people. Although that might be fun.

I ended the conversation, but then, as I was working on my Atheist Nexus site, I thought, “well, I’m doing this because I’m working out some personal issues related to anger and resentment over my past. Maybe if I do a show related to his 10 questions, it’ll be like working out my problem.” So I looked at Google and found one set of 10 Questions for Atheists. There are a lot of them, but they tend to be pretty similar. I got these questions from Lifeway, some modern churchy website for the nineties–I mean, for the Modern Age. You can find it here.

On with the show.

Norel Pref * Sunday School * from Nightline “Satan Debate”
Alleee 1
Francois Tremblay * Creation * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 1 * Living Jazz * ABC
Nino Ferrer * Le Telefon
Francois Tremblay * Order * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 2 * Andy Loore * A Toute Allure
Christophe * Aline
Francois Tremblay * Abiogenesis * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 3 * Enoch Light * You’ve Got to Pay the Price
Norel Pref * Does Nightline Exist?
Julien Clerc * Noe

Francois’ Lyrics

Tonight is the Flood,
The last, the greatest.
It’s the real end of the world,
And we built a boat.
We took the vermin
A bit against our will,
But you save nothing
If you don’t save everything…

Noah, Noah, Noah…

We took lentils,
We took jewels.
We loved the ones that shine
In the night and make you crazy.
We took the elephant
And his last two teeth:
Last elephant,
First million toothpicks.

Noah, Noah, Noah…
Why aren’t you on the boat?
Noah, Noah,
Why did you make holes in the sail
And the flag?

We took the beavers,
We took the birds…
And all the furs
To make coats.
We thought to ourselves: the fish,
They can stay in the sea.
How can you put a whale
All at the bottom of a boat?

Noah, Noah, Noah…

We took gazelles
And even penguins,
Two swallows,
Skunks, badgers.
It was so cold
All the way down at the bottom of the boat,
That we took liars, too,
To tell us it was warm.

Noah, Noah, Noah…
Why aren’t you on the boat?
Noah, Noah,
Why did you make holes in the sail
And the flag?

As we understood that
We’d have no newspapers,
We took mannequins,
Not too thin and very pretty,
A ton of makeup,
Underwear, swimsuits,
To get back on the beach
When the weather’s nice again.

Noah, Noah, Noah…

We took thumbtacks
For our posters of God,
Those truckers’ dreams
We took to heart.
Tonight is the Flood,
The last, the greatest.
It’s the real end of the world,
And we built a boat.

Noah, Noah, Noah…
Why aren’t you on the boat?
Noah, Noah,
Why did you make holes in the sail
And the flag?

Francois Tremblay * Transcendent Principles * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 4 * Syd Dale * The Riviera Set
Karl Zero * Rico Vacilon
Francois Tremblay * Morality * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 5 * Harvey Mandel * Poontang
Bill O’Reilly * Cup Your Breasts
Pan’s People * You Can Really Rock ‘n’ Roll Me
Francois Tremblay * Meaning * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 6 * Manfred Minnich * Shopping Centre
Les Poppys * Des Chansons Pop
Francois Tremblay * The Mind * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 7 * Alan Hawkshaw & Keith Mansfield * Picadilly Square
Moron Tabernacle Choir
Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra * Get Your Freak On
Francois Tremblay * Supernatural Experiences * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 8 * Neil Richardson * Rio Magic
Toby Deane * Come On-a My House
Francois Tremblay * The Case For Christ * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 9 * The Marty Cooper Clan * Walk, Don’t Run
Norel Pref * Evolution Yeah
Drew Dobbs * Your Own Fries
Francois Tremblay * Rational Faith * Kresge Department Store’s Shopping Music
Alleee * Answer 10 * Rudy Rosa * You Only Live Twice

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