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Mondo Diablo Episode 244: Decalogue (NSFW)

March 5, 2010

Another rant by Frances E Dec, courtesy of Bento and Starchky’s Francis E Dec Fanclub.
http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/intro.htm

Playlist

Decalogue 1
Welcome to Mondo Diablo
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Poupee Brisee (broken doll)
Dieter Reith * Uschi
Decalogue 2
Dick Hyman and Marry Mayo * Imagination
The Art Van Damme Quintet * The Man I Love
Decalogue 3
Lucius Tave * Can I Play With Yo’ Pussy?
Bran Flakes
Decalogue 4
Amway’s Sanborne Singers * Recruit, Train, Motivate
Kane’s Hawaiians * Kalena Kai
Decalogue 5
Mr. F. Le Mur * PR Gnus 1200
101 Strings * Re-Entry to Moog
Decalogue 6
Crooked Creek Crickets * Can’t Get a Man With a Gun
Ananda Shankar * Streets of Calcutta
Decalogue 7
Norel Pref * Gas the Nazi
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Decalogue 8
Chubby Checker * Karate Monkey
Freddie Mercury * Rotwang’s Party
Decalogue 9
George Husak * Call Me on the Telephone
Kathy McGinty * Kathy McGinty
Decalogue 10
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Mondo Diablo Episode 238: Stang on Satanism

January 31, 2010

Praise “Bob!” Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren’t they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit “Cop Killer” was in the news for being somehow a NEW theme in rock ‘n’ roll. A “new” theme that proves that what adults have been saying for (literally) millenia is right: Kids These Days are Out of Control and it’s all the fault of that awful “rap/rock and roll/jazz/ragtime/Tinpan Alley/Liszt/minuet/immoral combination of lute and singing” music! And OF COURSE that’s true! It’s always those people who are going out to have a good time who ruin the suffering for the Rest of Us!

Playlist

A Man with Holes in His Hands
Stang1
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Billy Jack Hymn
Sex Gossip
Copacabana Scopitone
Stang 2
Norel Pref * Sentenced to Life
Antonio Carlos Jobim * Children’s Games
Stang 3
John Carradine * Rant
The Ex with Kamagurka and Herr Seele * This song is in English
Larry Elgart * Doodle Doo Doo
Stang 4
Cursing in School
The Android Sisters * Frank Talk
My Teenage Stride * To Live and DIe in the Airport Lounge
Stang 5
Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton * Daddy was an Old Time Preacher
Radiohead * No Surprises
Alleee * The Dope Addicts Say
The Android Sisters * Robots are Coming
Stang 6
Westboro Baptist Church * God Hates Gaga
Hal Blaine * Wiggy
Stang 7
Symphony of Science * Our Place in the Universe
Bob Thompson & Felix Slatkin * Happy Hobo
Stang 8
France Gall * Teenie Weenie Boppie
Ferrante & Teicher * Tico Tico
Stang 9
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Episode 190: Self-Help!

March 20, 2009

I found a bunch of random self-help albums on my hard drive. I don’t know if they are interesting enough to play a lot of any one album, save for the sex one. So I threw in nine. Most of them have a background of standard Flintstones background music.

Playlist

J * The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman
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Saint Vincent Latinaires * Roasted or Fried
Daniel Boone * Beautiful Sunday
Syndney Omarr * Virgo
Caribbean Jazz Project * Soul Sauce
Lambert, Hendricks and Ross * Twisted
Paul J. Meyer * Positive Expectancy to Win
Mallet Men * Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Phillippa Fallon * High-School Drag
4Mona Ling * How to Get Appointments by Telephone
Dave “Baby” Cortez * Summertime
Art Fowler and his Kulele * No Wonder She’s a Blushing Bride
5Pacific Northwest Bell * Holiday in Washington
The Jetsons Underscore
Kit Reame * Introuniversal Jam/Don’t Be So Holey Roley Poley Over My Souley
6Helen Gurley Brown * Lessons in Love
Johnny Quest Underscore
Bruce Haack * Cherubic Hymn
7Earl Nightingale * Think and Grow Rich
Adi Zephnpfennig * Geisterreiter
Lust Control * What About Your Wife?!?
8Earl Nightingale * The Strangest Secret
Quincy Jones * Ironside
Ajay Lowery * The Gore of War
9Dr. Paul T. Parker * How to Use Tact and Skill in Handling People
The Nursery Brass * London Bridge
The McDonald’s Menu Song
J * The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman 2
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Episode 84: Exorcism of Bullshit

October 25, 2007

Saint Francis Borgia performs an exorcism

NSFW.

With thanks to Penn and Teller’s Bullshit!

Exorcism Bullshit 1
Alleee 1
The Count of Monte Cristo and Congo Bey * Zombie Jamboree
Exorcism Bullshit 2
Lou Levy * Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Dinah Washington * My Man’s an Undertaker
Exorcist Bullshit 10
Marty Gold and his Orchestra * King of the Mountain
Danny Hutton * Monster Shindig
Exorcist Bullshit 3
Michel Legrand * Old Devil Moon
DeVol * Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Exorcist Bullshit 4
Lenny Dee * Satan Takes a Holiday
Ray Stevens * Laughing over My Grave
Exorcist Bullshit 5
Ralph Marterie and his Orchestra * Haunted Guitar
Jan August * The Naughty Ghost
Exorcist Bullshit 11
Billy Strange * Munsters Theme
Anton LaVey * Gloomy Sunday
Exorcist Bullshit 6
Billy May * Return of the Zombie
Napolean X Revue * He’s Going to Eat Me Up
Exorcist Bullshit 7
Sid Bass and his Orchestra * The House is Haunted
David Seville * Witch Doctor
Exorcist Bullshit 8
Nono Morales and his Orchestra * Mr Ghost Goes to Town
Cab Calloway and Orchestra * The Ghost of Smokey Joe
Exorcist Bullshit 9
The Phantom * Whispering
Nat “King” Cole * Ol’ Man Mose Ain’t Dead
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Episode 75: Nastiology Now!

September 5, 2007

Yeah

Mr Rogers
Dr. Dianne * Nastiology Now! 1
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Debbie Reynolds and Carleton Carpenter * Abba Dabba Honeymoon
Nastiology 2
Russ Garcia * Sophisticated Lady
The Don Reynolds Orchestra * Abracadabra * Nuptials in New Jersey!
Nastiology 3
Speed Racer Theme
Andrews Sisters * Give Me Some Skin, My Friend
Nastiology 4
Kenyon Hopkins * Lonely Girl
Popeye * Billy Murray with Al Dollar and his Ten Cent Band
Nastiology 4
Optiganally Yours * Spanish Flea
Ersle Standridge * Satan’s Call to Khruschev
Nastiology 5
Isao Tomita and Claude Debussy * Claire de Lune
John Paul Joans * The Man From Nazareth
Nastiology 6
The Delmore Brothers * Scatterbrain Mama
Josephone XVIII * Down on the Funny Farm (Oy Vey)
Nastiology 7
The Nursery Brass * Frere Jacques
Mr Rogers * I’m Going to Marry Mom
Nastiology 8
Sue Lyons * Lolita Ya Ya
Shepherd Sisters * I’ve Got a Secret
Nastiology 9
Al Caiola * I Got it Bad
MC Hawking * Rock with your Hawk Out
Nastiology 10
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Episode 67: 50 Nifty United States

July 19, 2007

New Hamburger England

Mondo 67: 50 Nifty United States Part One

McDonalds * Ronald McDonald Visits America Introduction
Alleee 1
Jacques Perrey * The Savers
50 Nifty United States
McDonalds * Ronald visits the White House
Arthur Lyman * Babalik Ka Rin * Taboo
Love is a Heart-On * Column of Flowing Honey
McDonalds * Ronald visits Vermont
Jimmy Smith * Blues in the Night
B2 * Crazy Girl
McDonalds * Ronald visits New Hampshire
Rosemary Bailey * Feel Like Making Love
Esrecnoc * Bee Charmer
McDonalds * Ronald visits Rhode Island
Brandenburg Big Band * Beat at the Philharmonic
Gabby Pahinui * My Little Grass Shack
McDonalds * Ronald goes to New York (city)
Jacques Perrey * E.V.A
Avenue Q * The Internet is for Porn
McDonalds * Ronald goes to Maine
Master Cylinder * Oh Baby, More Popcorn
Kidz Bop * Take Me Out
McDonalds * Ronald visits Connecticut
Whitten Junior High * Star Wars Theme
Max Raab and his Palast Orchestre * Oops I Did it Again
McDonalds * Ronald goes to Pennsylvania
The Vaselines * Jesus Wants me for a Sunbeam
The Voice of Freedom * I Want a World
McDonalds * Ronald hits Jersey
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