Posts Tagged ‘badfilms’

Mondo Diablo Episode 373: ClownDating dot com

September 2, 2013

Just to clarify, I would totally date a clown. As long as he or she were an atheist and a feminist, reasonably intelligent, with basic domestic skills.

Playlist

Alleee1
Michelle Bachman * Spank the President
Did You Say “Bob?”
Doug Duke * It’s Only a Paper Moon
Matt Barber * Homo Nomo Reason
Buckle Down with Nixon
John Carradine for Tires
Firesign Theatre for a Creation Museum
Perrey and Kingsley * Carousel of the Planets
Escape from Pray the Gay Away
Orange is the New Black * Piper and Miss Claudette talk about Slack
Norel Pref * “Bob” Song
Funkadelic * Sexy Ways
Zeet Band * Moogie woogie
Daubenmire is Sick and Tired of Being Sodomized
Public Enemy Number “Bob”
Pastor John Rydgren * The Happening
Crudbump * I Don’t Do Shit
Mary Lambert * She Keeps Me Warm
Marr Barber * Christians Must…
Send to “Bob”
Disconnection in Scientology is Real
Langley Schools * Space Oddity
Enturbulator 009 * Bigotwatch THIS
Sssssserves Ssssssatan
Life in the Year 2000
The Adventures of Maisie
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay: The Homophobia Song
The Story of “Bob”
Regina Spektor * You’ve Got Time
Kathleen Hanna on what got her into talking about violence against women
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 330: A Prayer for the Brutal Death of our Enemies, and Drinking Game

November 21, 2011

Due to an unfortunate run-in with some proprietary software, this week’s playlist is gone. To compensate for this injustice, I have included a fun drinking game. It’s very easy to play: just take a drink of your favorite beverage when commanded! Have a fun and safe Thanksgiving!

Playlist!
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 1
Alleee1
Carnation Evaporated Milk
Randy Roberts * The Pilgrim/Thanksgiving Song
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 2
Chase and Sanborn Coffee * Please Understand and Cooperate
Conserve Food for Wartime PSA
Save Grease for Wartime 1
Norm Burns * Our Thanksgiving Blessings are Great
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 3
Andy Becker for Crisco
Save Grease for Wartime 2
Collins and Harlan * Bake Dat Chicken Pie
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 4
Jell-O 1
Save Grease for Wartime 3
Schmoolie * Die, Turkey, Die
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 5
Jell-O 2 * Jell-O Chocolate Pudding instructions
Save Grease for Wartime Soap 4 and Guilt Trip
TV’s Kyle * I Like Pie
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 6
Jell-O 3 in 6 delicious flavors
Save Grease for Wartime Soap 5
Jeremy Shane * Turkey Murder
General Foods’ Jell-O 4 is glamorous, gay and sprightly
Save Grease for Wartime 6
Genki English * What are You Thankful For? http://genkienglish.net/
Maine Sardine Council * Sardine Sandwich ad 1
Jell-O 5 Program with Jack Benny
Save Grease for Wartime 7
Max DeGroot * It’s the Most Commercial Time of the Year
Jell-O 6 Butterscotch Pudding
Save Grease for Wartime 8
Maine Sardine Council * Sardine Sandwich ad 2
USDA * Turkey Time for Salmonella
Thanksgiving Etiquette for Children 7
Vince Guaraldi with Jack Sheldon * Joe Cool
Jell-O 7 Mrs. Bradley’s Swell Letter
Maine Sardine Council * Sardine Sandwich Ad 3
Joseph Byrd * Conquest of the American Wilderness
Larry Taylor * Autumn Portrait
Kraft Dinner
Hoosier Hotshots * We Like Bananas (Because They Have no Bones)
Wendy Carlos * Fall from “The Four Seasons”
Alleee’s Prayer of Thanksgiving from Psalms

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Mondo Diablo Episode 329: Cookin’ With Connie

November 16, 2011

This week’s clips come from a vintage 50’s home-ec film for gals. Just for gals, obviously. What will YOU do when you get married and it turns out you don’t know how to cook? Will Tim ever be surprised!

Playlist

Cooking Terms 1
Alleee 1
Bobby Swanson and his Sonics * Rockin’ Little Eskimo
Jamie Glaser * Disco Columbus
Cooking Terms 2
Big Chief Blues
Glen Miller’s Uptown Hall Gang * Stealin’ Smack’s Apples
Cooking Terms 3
Black Lodge Singers * Spongebob Squarepants
Dick Kent * Christopher Columbus and the Compass
Cooking Terms 4
Andre Williams * Please Pass the Biscuits
Earl Johnson * Shortnin’ Bread
Cooking Terms 5
Florrie Ford * Ca Bages Ca Beans Car Rots
Black Lodge Singers * Achy Breaky Song
Cooking Terms 6
Etta James * Shortnin’ Bread Rock
Fred Hall and his Sugarbabies * ‘Tain’t No Sin
Cooking Terms 7
Carolina Chocolate Drops * Cornbread and Butterbeans
Louis Jordan and the Tympani Five * Beans and Cornbread
Cooking Terms 8
Jimmy Dean * Please Pass the Biscuits
Male and Female Vocal Duet of Swanee River * Old Folks at Home (recorded between 1890 and 1929)
Cooking Terms 9
Norval and Ivy * Please Pass the Biscuits
The Wiyos * Strawberry Wine
Cooking Terms 10
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 324: The Christian Response to Twilight: Abstinence-Only, or Wicked Sorcery?

October 18, 2011

Some You-Tubers, Christians, answer that pressing question: “What do Christians think about ‘Twilight?'” The world needs an answer!

Playlist

Christian Twilight 1
Alleee1
David Rose and his Orchestra * Satan and the Polar Bear
Bud Messner and His Sky Line Boys; Vocal: Bill Franklin * I died all over You
Christian Twilight 2
Robert Corbert * Willie Loomis
Dexter Romwebber * Death of Me
Christian Twilight 3
Charles Bernstein * Jaill Cell
Drowning Lovers * Kill Her
Christian Twilight 4
Robert Cobert * Pansy’s Theme
Emile Autumn * Miss Lucy Had some Leeches
Christian Twilight 5
Dickie Goodman * Suspense
Herman Munster does a Poetry slam
Christian Twilight 6
Barnabas
John Zacherle * Happy Halloween
Christian Twilight 7
Midnight Syndicate * Haunted Nursery
Bobby Bare * Vampira
Christian Twilight 8
ToTom * Buffy the Vampire Slayer Freaks Out
Poisen to Poisen
Christian Twilight 9
Sebastian Cabot * Seven Curses
The New Mayfair Dance Orchestra * The Haunted House
Christian Twilight 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 318: One-Way Ticket to Hell

August 19, 2011

Various Christian scarefilm clips. Proving once again that the world would be much poorer in the Great Arts without the contributions of Christians.

Playlist

One-Way Ticket 1
Alleee 1
Link Wray & the Raymen * Batman Theme
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 1
MAD Disco * Disco Suicide
One-Way Ticket 2
Armand Migiani and Couroyer * Venus
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 2
The Bubbles * Boppin’ in the Barnyard
One-Way Ticket 3
Arthur Lyman * Taboo
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 3
Frankie Randall * I Can See for Miles
One-Way Ticket 4
Esquivel * Harlem Nocturne
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 4
Antoine * Les Elcubrations
One-Way Ticket 5
Jean-Jacques Perrey * Electronic Melody
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 5
Bran Flakes * No More Free Will
One-Way Ticket 6
Gerry Arling * Funshopping
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 6
Donna Theodore * Femininity
One-Way Ticket 7
The Electic Moog Orchestra * Close Encounters Main Theme
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 7
Honey LTD * Come Down
One-Way Ticket 8
Hugo Montenegro * Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 8
I Don’t Trust the Bible
One-Way Ticket 9
Pierre Henry * Jericho Jerk
Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 9
Jerry Colonna and the Rhythm Wreckers * You’re My Everything
One-Way Ticket 10

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Mondo Diablo Episode 315: Scaring the Hippies with John Waters

July 31, 2011

I’m back from hospital for the second time, this time, hopefully, for good. But probably not. This week, Joy Behar interviews John Waters, and I rant.

Playlist

John Waters 1
Alleee 1
Louis Dumaine’s Jazzola * Eight-to-Wah-Bac-A-Wah
Pr Gnus 1
Heavenly Gospel Singers * Dip Your Finger in the Water
John Waters 2
Josef Mikulas, Franz Zrust * Weiner Heurigan Marsch
Ernest Tubb * It’s America: Love it or Leave it
John Waters 3
Barney Kessel’s All-Stars * Atom Buster
PR Gnus 2
Jean-Jacques Perrey * E.V.A.
John Waters 4
Marty Gold & Donald Hulme * Main Theme from “Tommy”
Juanitos * Strange Italian Song
John Waters 5
Mike Mandel, Clark Ferguson, Carlo Curley * Funky Wah
PR Gnus 3
Lazy Town Theme Stephanie * Bing Bang
John Waters 6
True Blues Traveling Dance Band * Mame
Steve Barger & the Altruists * My God Don’t Take no Crap
John Waters 7
Billy Banks & his Rhythmmakers 1932 * Mean Ol Bed Bug Blues
PR Gnus 4
Outer Limits * The Sixth Finger
Scatman Crothers * Baby Won’t You Please Come Home
John Waters 8
Rockin’ with the Rockets * Efferge Ware
Selling My Birthright
John Waters 9
Irving Fields Trio * My Hometown Girl
PR Gnus 5
Vassar G-Stringers * The Pig Song
John Waters 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 310: Doors are Our Friends

May 17, 2011

Marvel at this wonder of production finesse: the instructional film on how to use a door, “The Door to Heaven,” Found here: http://www.archive.org/details/DoortoHe1941

Playlist

Doors 1
Alleee 1
Is Star Trek Anti-Religion?
The Mutant Mountain Boys * Bob is Watching Us
Doors 2
Medical Missionaries of Mary Choral Group * Spring
The Shadows * Telstar
Doors 3
Paul Weston and his Orchestra * Bimbo
The Ventures * Apache
Doors 4
The Book of Mormon * Hasa Diga Eebowai
WOR Jean Shepherd Theme Song * Bahn Frei
Doors 5
The Peanuts * Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Jesus Died for your Doughnuts
George King * Nairobi
Doors 6
The Troubadors * Tsena, Tsena
Kamil Behonek * Choo-Choo
Doors 7
NBC * Loud as a Peacock
Guess Who!
Ted Mazio Percussion Group * I Didn’t Know what Time it Was
Doors 8
Daniel Ouimet * Valérie et L’Amour
John Muri * Chanson
Doors 9
Peanut Butter, the Atheist’s Nightmare
Zellers * The Point Sisters, 1987
North Korean Patriotic Song * Wish of Health
Doors 10 + Alleee 2
Slander Bob * Yes, His Name is “Bob.”

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Mondo Diablo Episode 295: Tripping Housewives

January 28, 2011

This week, our entertainment comes from The Daily Mail Tabloid, and a video on the entry, seen here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348080/Grandma-acid-Researcher-finds-rare-footage-1950s-housewife-LSD-experiment.html#ixzz1CAaOjvk0

Playlist

LSD 1
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Siegfried Schwab * High Snobiety
The Three Haircuts * Goin’ Crazy
LSD 2
The Three Suns * Fly Me to the Moon
Frank Popp Ensemble * Introduction-Mullet King
LSD 3
Roland Kovac and the Orf Big Band * Operation Rose
Backwords * The Beggars and the Bread
Ball 2000 * Tried It
Anubian Lights * Smoke and Mirrors
Stereo Total * Patty Hearst
LSD 4
Bruno Spoerri * Frohes Wiedersehn
Dandelion Junk Queens * Scumbag’s Courtship
LSD 5
Fresh Cream * March Turque
Billy Fury * In the Summer
LSD 6
Robin Workman * Nina, Pretty Ballerina
RIAA * Meet the Swingers
Anonymous * Risk of Children
Ananda Shankar * Streets of Calcutta
The Evolution Control Committee * Baloney and Oates
LSD 7
Francis Lai * Les Chat des Souris
Brazilian Girls * Crosseyed and Painless (Talking Heads)
LSD 8
Alleee 2

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BONUS!

Be sure to listen to kaos Radio Austin’s Stream of Slack. Stream this here url: http://listen.kaosradioaustin.org/subgenius
They’ve streamed my recent Subgenius episode, so keep one ear open. You’ll also hear Hour of Slack and other Subgenii materials.

Mondo Diablo Episode 253: Aw, Hell. Part 2

May 6, 2010

Second part of the Estus Pirkle 2-parter. And, Alleee goes on a RANT!

Playlist

Hell 12
Negativland * Christianity is Stupid
Alleee 1
Christine Laume * Une Fille Libre
Intermission
Hell 13
Everything is Terrible
Dr Strangelove
Michel Legrande and the London Symphony Orchestra * Theme and Variation for Two Pianos and Orchestra
Hell 14
Frances Baskerville the Singling Psychic * Angel Talk
The Onion News 1
RJD2 * De l’alouette
Hell 15
Jimmy Lloyd * Rocket in my Pocket
GECAS
Billy May * Spanish Flea
Hell 16
Peter Bayreuther * Lasst Uns Zusammen Arbeiten
God Gun
Hal Blaine * Inner Space
Hell 18
Nouvelle Vague * Human Fly
Hell
Alvino Rey * Third Man Theme
Hell 19
Hellborn
Major Tom
Onion News 2
Stepchild * Obstinancy
Hell 20
Hello Bob
Semi-Not * Disco Communist
Dick Hyman * Stompin’ at the Savoy
Hell 21
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 252: Aw, Hell. Part 1

April 30, 2010

Estus Pirkle presents the REAL reason to believe: because God is some kind of horrible monster who created a system where people who go to the wrong Christian church end up burning and have constant diarrhea due to intestinal parasites–which is interesting because there are already people in the “wrong church” who are already dying of constant diarrhea. So maybe those hippies who said “hell is here on earth” were actually right, and old Estus escaped with his intestines intact. Or maybe he went to some other religion’s Hell. I shudder to think.

Watch “The Burning Hell” here: http://thefaithfulpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/06/burning-hell-by-estus-pirkle.html

Playlist

Hell 1
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Jenks “Tex” Carman * Hillbilly Hula
Ready Teddy * Tutti Frutti
Densopep
Hell 2
John Shakespeare * Bell Hop
DJ Le Clown * Superkelt
Hell 3
Goose Culbreath * Granny
BOB Sex
Hell 4
Jonathan Winters * A Violent Elderly Person
Hell 5
Enoch Light and the Light Brigade * Bidin’ My Time
Bobwell
Hell 6
Pimpdaddy Supreme * Pick Up the Phone
Hell 7
John Buzon Trio * Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
Wayne Butane
Hell 8
The Bathroom Song
Hell 9
Les Baxter * Rachmaninov Prelude in C Minor
Faster Pussycat
Hell 10
LeGarde Twins * Blue Canadian Rockies
RIAA * Hideaway Moog Shuffle
Hell 11
Donny Lee * Skunk Ape


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