Posts Tagged ‘Santa’

Mondo Diablo Episode 379: A Good, Old-Fashioned Christmas

December 23, 2013

In which I read from Santa Claus, Last of the Wildmen: The Origins and Evolution of Saint Nicholas, Spanning 50,000 years, by Phyllis Siefker


Wildman 1
Dion Opening
Intro 1
Alleee 1
Durwood Douche * Just Another Christmas Gift
Christmas one-liner 01
Paul Trip * I’ve Got a Date with Santa
Wildman 2
Martinn * Christmas in the City
Christmas one-liner 02
La Peregrinacion * Medley-We Three Kings…
Wildman 3
Wade Denning * Tijuana Christmas
Christmas one-liner 03
Woody Woodchuck * 12 Days of Christmas
Wildman 4
Linda Escobar * Pastorcillos
Christmas one-liner 04
I Farted on Santa’s Lap
Wildman 5
Granny Sings Jingle Bells
Christmas one-Liner 5
Irving Oil Christmas
Wildman 6
Japanese Jingle Bells
Christmas one-liner 6
Mae Questal * I Want You for Christmas
Wildman 7
Odile Closset * La Lettre au Pere Noel
Christmas one-liner 7
Pere Noel Remix
Wildman 8
Fats Waller and His Rhythm * Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells
Christmas one-liner 8
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
Wildman 9
The Psychoskeletons * Good King Bob
Christmas one-liner 9
Wildman 10
Harry the Hipster * He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands
Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 378: Grüss Von Krampus

December 19, 2013

This week we have Krampus from You Tube and American Dad. Also, there’s more remixed Christmas tunes for your pleasure, and Krampus laments the fallout from the American popularization of her kind.


A Krampus Story-Austria
Matt and Trey Parker * Dead, Dead, Dead
What is the Time
Kay Brown * Daddy, is Santa Really Six Foot Four
A Krampus Karol
Les Poppys * September Noir December Blanc
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Raymond Scott Quintette * Christmas Night in Harlem
Christmas with the Krampus
Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev’ry Day’s a Holiday
A Right Smart Holiday
Bernie Cummins and his Orchestra * I Told Santa Claus to Bring Me You
American Dad Krampus 1
Bobby Helms * Captain Santa and His Reindeer Space Patrol
Merry Christmas
Crass * Merry Crassmas Part 2
American Dad Krampus 2
Crudbump : Fuck You if you Don’t Like Christmas
It’s Christmas
Go Home Productions * Carpenter’s Christmas
American Dad Krampus 3
The Kinsey Sicks * I’m Dreaming of a White Santa
The Nicest Things are Happening
June Christy * The Merriest (Thunderball Mix)
American Dad Krampus 4
Jan Garber and his Orchestra * Frosty the Snowman
Special Announcement
Kingofpants * alalafalalahasselhoff
American Dad Krampus 5
Larry Nestor * Santa Doesn’t Smoke Anymore
Have a Wonderful Day
Rhythm scholar kringlekut remix * Wonderful Christmastime
Krampus Uncovered


Mondo Diablo Episode 336: Santagasm

December 23, 2011

Well, that’s Christmas. It’s a good thing you guys got this last podcast of the season, ‘cos I got three freakin’ pies to bake today. And I’m a tired monkey, thanks to these kidneys. Hell, I should make a kidney pie. For the record, I’m making a Maple syrup pie, a Salmon Pie and a Tourtière for Réveillon. There will be crab, since we’re here in the Pacific Northwest, also smoked shellfish of many kinds. But essentially it’s a Swedish/Québécois Christmas in the Randall house. Drop me a line about your Christmas, please. I love hearing from you guys.


Santa 1
Alleee 1
Mike Clark * Deck the Halls
Daryl Westfall * A New Horizon in Music
Santa 2
Johnny Dollar * Christmas in the Country
Chris Wind * I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Fred Lowry * This is Christmas
Santa 3
Johnny “Bowtie” Barstow * Jingle Bells
Johnny “Bowtie” Barstow * Joy to the World
Santa 4
Lydia K Lance * Christmas in the Country
H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society * O, Cthulu
Corporal Blossom * The Christmas Song
Santa 5
Kay Martin * Santa’s Doing the Horizontal Twist
Old Hippie Christmas
Santa 6
Nat Stuckey * Christmas in the Country
Little Marcy * Suzie Snowflake
Wesley Willis * Merry Christmas
Santa 7
Johnnie Largo at the Optigan * Winter Wonderland
Ambrose Hayley and his Ozark Ramblers * Old Timey Christmas
Santa 8
Carl and Linda * New Years’ Eve, 1959
Frank McKenna with the Mulcay’s * Mother’s Christmas Tree
Santa 9
Lenlow * Donde Esta Santa Claus?
Major Bill Smith and Nancy Nolte * Happy Birthday, Jesus
Santa 10
Charles Aznavour and Axell Red * Noel a Paris
Thirsty Dave’s Western Caravan * Psycho|
X-Ray Pop * Fuzzy Christmas

Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 335: SATAN CLAWS!!!

December 16, 2011

This week I give you the True Believer, a more “traditional” anti-Christmas Christian viewpoint: that “Santa” is just another way to spell S-A-T-A-N!


Santa is Satan Spelled Sideways
Douglas Leedy * God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Albert Finney * I Hate People
Satan 2
Extra Special Jolly Day
Al Sears And His Countrymen * The Montreal Express
The Archies * Sugar and Spice
Satan 3
Segue 3
Nicolai Dunger * Going Home for Christmas
The Mutineers * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Satan 4
Segue 5
Japanese Ad 2011
Kate Bush * Wild Man
Satan 5
Segue 7
Orquestra Sanfer * Sleigh Ride
Les Humphries * Angels Who Can’t Bear to Sing
Satan 6
Segue 9
Les Gourmandes * Noel C’est L’amour
People Like Us * Jingle Bells 2
Satan 7
Segue 12
Peter Nero * Winter Wonderland
Rock ‘n’ Rhodes * Christmas Medkey
Satan 8
Scrooge Ghostly Hearse
H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society * Unholy Night
Valéry Saint-Germain * D’ou viens-tu bergere
Satan 9
Boris Karloff * 13 Shopping Days ‘Til Christmas
Steve Tung * Winter Ride
Vulvina Jambonstar * Vulvina Sings Christmas
Satan 10
Alleee 2


Mondo Diablo Episode 332: A Reasonable Season

November 29, 2011

Thrill as Hellbound Alleee lectures on the secular and pagan origins of Christmas, because she’s going to keep doing it until everyone knows it and thinks they thought of it.


Christmas Traditions 1
Alleee1 Buddy and Bunny Burden * Frosty the Snowman
Father Malcolm Boyd and Charlie Byrd * It’s Christmas Again, Jesus
Christmas Traditions 2
Dick Leibert * Home for the Holidays
Ruby Wright With Cliff Lash And His Orchestra With The Dick Noel Singers * Have a Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
Christmas Traditions 3
Sadie Mae (Gavioli Military Band Organ) * Silver Bells
Line Material (1961) * The Day Santa was Sick
Christmas Traditions 4
The Living Guitars * Silver Bells, The Real Meaning of Christmas
The Henry Hadaway Orchestra and Chorus * Turned on Tinsel
Christmas Traditions 5
Thurston Lava Tube * Sleigh Ride
The Robinettes w. Orchestra Acc. * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Christmas Traditions 6
The Roy-Cliffs, feat. the Baldwin Orga-sonic Spinet Organ and the Baldwin Piano * Silver Bells
The Andrews Sisters * I’d Like to Hitch a Ride with Santa Claus
Christmas Traditions 7
Debussy * The Snow is Dancing
Arcade Fire * The Christmas Song
Christmas Traditions 8
Eddy Arnold * I’m Your Private Santa Claus
Go Home Productions * Carpenters Christmas (Karen Meets Roots Radics Uptown)
Christmas Traditions 9
Peter Wood Singers * Silver Bells
Southwest High School Choir–O.B. Dahle, Director * God’s Christmas Tree (S. Lipton)
Christmas Traditions 10
The Psychoskeletons * O Come All Ye Nutjobs
Johnny “Bowtie” Barstow * Jingle Bells


Mondo Diablo Episode 331: Santa is a Wildman

November 26, 2011

Welcome to an all-new Secular Solstice Season 2011! This year has come to a great start, since I did not have to work on Black Friday! How much better could it be? The clips for this show come from an old article in LA weekly by Jeffrey Vallance. It’s lauded by cryptozoologists for some reason, but I think it’s a great article for fans of the pagan origins of Christmas. You can read the article here:


Santa is a Wildman 1
Alleee 1
Andre Kostelanetz * Silver Bells
Bob Hope, Marilyn Maxwell * Silver Bells (From The Lemon Drop Kid)
Santa is a Wildman 2
Bianco * Silver Bells
Grassy Noll * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 3
Big Tiny Little * Silver Bells
Alleee’s Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 4
Buddy and Bunny Burden * Silver Bells
Boxcar Willie * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 5
Caiola and Ortolani * Silver Bells
Kirsten and Heather Maine * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 6
Glen Miller Orchestra * Silver Bells
Li’l Wally * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 7
Korla Pandit * Silver Bells
Margaret Whiting and Jimmy Wakely * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 8
Raymond LeFevre * Silver Bells
Pete Fountain * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 9
Ruth Welcome * Silver Bells
Steve Martin and Paul Simon * Silver Bells
Santa is a Wildman 10
Alleee 2


Episode 97: He Knows if You’re Awake

December 23, 2007

Merry Christmas, Dave.


NORAD (North American Air Defense Command) 1
O Santa, Where Art Thou
1975 Christmas Seals
The BellRays * Rocket Ship Santa
Buchanan and Goodman * Santa and the Satellite
Bob Rivers * I Am Santa Claus
Kay Martin * My Santa Daddy
Christmas Seals 3
Gus de Wert Trio * Space Age Santa
Santa and the Satellite part 2
Rodd Rogers and the Librettos * Santa Claus Goes Modern
Troy Hess * Christmas on the Moon
Jack Webb for USPS
Louis Armstrong * ‘Zat You, Santa Claus?
The Golden Orchestra * Stowaway on Santa’s Sleigh
Peppermint Candy Kids * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Augie Rios * Donde Esta Santa Claus
Barbara Feldon * Christmas Seals
Cheech and Chong * Santa Claus and his Old Lady
Eartha Kitt * This Year’s Santa Baby
The Frogs * Children Run Away (from the Man With the Candy)
Eddie Fisher * Here Comes Santa Claus
Hugo Winterhalter * I’d Like to Hitch a Ride with Santa Claus
James Brown * Santa Claus go Straight to the Ghetto

Alleee 2
Wing Santa

He Knows if you’ve been violating copyright law!

Episode 96: He Sees You When You’re Sleeping

December 22, 2007

You'd Better Watch Out.


Santa Claus 1
Lorne Greene * ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Santa 2
The Three Suns * Here Comes Santa Claus
Heather Noel * Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile
Santa 3
Bobbie Boyle with The Singers * Santa Claus Goes Modern
Big Tiny Little * When Santa Claus Does the Polka
Santa 4
Raymond LeFevre * Petite Papa Noel
Billy Beau * Santa’s Coffee
Santa 5
The Sisterhood * Rocking Disco Santa Claus
Putney Dandridge * Santa Claus Came in the Spring
Santa 6
The Piano Rolls and Voices * I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Louis Prima * What Will Santa Claus Say
Santa 7
Kay Brown * Daddy, is Santa Really Fix Foot Four
North American Air Defense Command * Here Comes Santa Claus
Santa 9
Woody Herman * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Lawrence Welk and his Champagne Music Makers * Ho Ho Ho
Santa 10
Rodd and Nita * Jolly, Jolly Santa Claus
Ella Fitzgerald * Santa Claus got Stuck in my Chimney
Santa 11
Pete Fountain * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Lionel Hampton * Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
Santa 12
Rodd and Judy * Santa Fix my Toys for Christmas
Alleee 2

Santa Claus is Comin’ to Download!