Posts Tagged ‘sermon’

Mondo Diablo Episode 301: How Would Satan Destroy the Human Race? He’d put Pants on Women, with Pastor Jack Hyles

March 11, 2011

It’s not Mothers’ Day, but with all the daffodils and crocuses coming up, it just might be time to drag out a Mother’s Day sermon. After all, it’s Women’s History Month, and this is, historically, what it’s like to be a woman listening to this kind of sermon every year on Mothers’ Day. Yeah, you get to hear about what an evil slut you are. I suddenly realize that it’s pretty damned easy to find something to listen to to be reminded how big of an evil slut you are, and I really didn’t need to help. But sometimes, just sometimes, we privileged few who do not have to live in that kind of environment (where you have to listen to males between the ages of 14 and 30 who were not raised by two moms), you don’t realize what kind of propaganda gets pumped into the souls of people with evil, slutty vaginas and vulvae and pudenda and that sort of thing. Makes us watch terrible television and read awful magazines, apparently. That’s beside the point. If I wanted to Destroy America, I’d….wait a minute. I DO want to Destroy America! The answer, my sistahs, is to consume, consume, consume False Slack. If only I’d have known it was so easy…

Playlist

Destroy the Human Race 1
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Reggae Death Squad * Gek Op McDonalds
Ennio Morricone * Scherzi a Parte
Destroy the Human Race 2
Baby Lu-Lu * Jesus Loves Me
Heavy Confetti * Down in Dobbstown
Destroy the Human Race 3
Girldets * Fine Wine
Johnny Pearson * Hummingbird 2
Destroy the Human Race 4
Jason Elbogen’s Good Gods * So Shall We Live
Larry Stepniak * Amnesia Edit
Destroy the Human Race 5
Joe Gasko * Love to Love You, Baby
Keith Mansfield * International Event
Destroy the Human Race 6
Lenny LaCour * Maharishi
Marian Mustoe * Pentecost
Destroy the Human Race 7
Adriano Celetano * Prisencolinensinainciusol
Alan Hawkshaw * Bristol Bounce
Destroy the Human Race 8
Tommy Hoen and Chris Bell * Love You All Day Long
Reverend Billy Hawks * WFMU Miracle Soap
Destroy the Human Race 9
Leonard Lee * Wiggin’ Out
Bill LeSage * Vibes in Counterpoint
Destroy the Human Race 10
Scatman Crothers * Saint James Infirmary
The Smoke * Sugar Man
Destroy the Human Race 11
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Mondo Diablo Episode 238: Stang on Satanism

January 31, 2010

Praise “Bob!” Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren’t they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit “Cop Killer” was in the news for being somehow a NEW theme in rock ‘n’ roll. A “new” theme that proves that what adults have been saying for (literally) millenia is right: Kids These Days are Out of Control and it’s all the fault of that awful “rap/rock and roll/jazz/ragtime/Tinpan Alley/Liszt/minuet/immoral combination of lute and singing” music! And OF COURSE that’s true! It’s always those people who are going out to have a good time who ruin the suffering for the Rest of Us!

Playlist

A Man with Holes in His Hands
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Billy Jack Hymn
Sex Gossip
Copacabana Scopitone
Stang 2
Norel Pref * Sentenced to Life
Antonio Carlos Jobim * Children’s Games
Stang 3
John Carradine * Rant
The Ex with Kamagurka and Herr Seele * This song is in English
Larry Elgart * Doodle Doo Doo
Stang 4
Cursing in School
The Android Sisters * Frank Talk
My Teenage Stride * To Live and DIe in the Airport Lounge
Stang 5
Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton * Daddy was an Old Time Preacher
Radiohead * No Surprises
Alleee * The Dope Addicts Say
The Android Sisters * Robots are Coming
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Westboro Baptist Church * God Hates Gaga
Hal Blaine * Wiggy
Stang 7
Symphony of Science * Our Place in the Universe
Bob Thompson & Felix Slatkin * Happy Hobo
Stang 8
France Gall * Teenie Weenie Boppie
Ferrante & Teicher * Tico Tico
Stang 9
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