Mondo Diablo 385: I’m the Prisoner of Christmas Island

It’s one in the morning on Christmas morning, and I am working on this podcast. I, like everyone at this house, have a cold. Yet here I am. Dedication, wot? anyway, I hope you enjoy Batman and Wonder Woman in exciting Christmas situations.

Playlist

Superhero 1
Alleee 1
Howie Stevie * If you Knew How Long I’ve Been So Good for Christmas
Jack Brokenshaw Quintet * We Three Kings
Superhero 2
Fundy 1
Peppermint Kandy Kids * Patapan
Peter Wood Singers and Orchestra * A Ride on Santa’s Sleigh
Superhero 3
Joe “Fingers” Carr * March of the Chinese Children
Sammy Davis Jr. * Christmas Time all Over the World
Superhero 4
Sugarland * Nuttin’ For Christmas
Jeff and Sue Mitchell * Buzzy the Christmas Bee
Superhero 5
Fundy 2
Klezmonauts * Deck the Hall with Boughs of Challa
Ray Conniff Singers * Winter Wonderland
Superhero 6
Fundy 3
The Caroleerss * Who’s up on the Roof
Ace Cannon * Let it Snow
Superhero 7
Fundy 4
Jimmy McGriff * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Augie Rios * Old Fatso
Superhero 8
Fundy 5
Benny Strong * Here Comes Santa Claus
Children’s Choir * Cat is in the Snow
Superhero 9
Fundy 6
Woody Herman and His Orchestra * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
CLM Industries * Santa’s Factoree
Superhero 10
Fundy 7
Alleee 2
Doreen Allen * Spacey Santa’s Space Ship
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo 384: My Elf Sacrifice

I’m reading this awesome book about Christmas Origins, and I think some of you might like it.

Old Magic of Christmas by Linda Raedisch

I chose part of a chapter on elves, since my mouth dropped open more there than in the pages before. Who knows; I haven’t finished the book!

Playlist

Elf Lore 1
Alleee 1
Jeff St Pierre and Phillip Antoniades * Deck the Halls with Rubber
Disneyland * Scary Bells
Elf Lore 2
Sounds Alumni * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Taylor Hollenbeck * A Year of Snow
Elf Lore 3
Peppermint Pony * Deck the Halls
Sherwin Linton * Santa got a DWI
Elf Lore 4
Harry the Hipster * Deck the Hall
Benny Goodman * Jingle Bells
Elf Lore 5
Ambrose Haley and his Ozark Ramblers * Old Timey Christmas
Swingle Singers * White Christmas
Elf Lore 6
Evans quartet * Jingle Bells
Doctor Octoroc * Deck the Kremlin
Elf Lore 7
Arthur Lyman * Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Paul Mauriat * Silent Night (French)
Elf Lore 8
Naomi and Shamine * Deck the Halls with Gasoline
Sprauny Christmas Jingles * Tijuana Jingle Brass
Elf Lore 9
Combustible Edison * Sleigh Ride
The Youngsters * Christmas in Jail
Elf Lore 10
Alleee 2

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Fixed: Mondo Diablo 383: Origins 101: Remedial Christmas

This time, I’m presenting the podcast myself, as Krampus is recovering from a joyous Krampusnacht. We’re going back to basics with Christmas Origins, and you’ll be hearing a lot of cocktail lounge-style carols.

Playlist

Origins 1
Howrohavebestchristmas
Alleee 1:
Yoshie * Deck the Hall
Jingle Bells
Origins 2
Bela Fleck * Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
Christmas Jug Band * Someboday Stole my Santa Claus Suit
Origins 3
Max Gregor and his Orchestra * Jingle Bells
Barenaked Ladies * Deck the Stills
Origins 4
Arcanasphere * Good King Wenceslaus
Percy Faith Orchestra * We Need a Little Christmas
Origins 5
The Mulcays * Rudolph the red-Nosed Reindeer
Frankie Yankovic * Merry Christmas Polka
Origins 6
Cloda * Farararara
Ben Best * Jingle Bells
Origins 7
Larry Clinton and his Orchestra * Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
Peter Wood Singers and Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
Origins 8
Duke Ellington * Jingle Bells
Ren and Stimpy * Fleck the Walls
Origins 9
Elliott Lawrence * Dancing Snowflake
Bob Gerard * Snow Man
Origins 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo 382: But Who Will Save Thanksgiving?

Yes, it’s Time for Turkey, as the lady on the radio says. Or rather, as all those made-up freaks on the food network say. Actually, to tell you the truth, I love Thanksgiving Live on the Food Network. Much better than the balloon parade. Just listen to my sermon on the podcast, and Keep Calm.

Playlist

Sarah Vowell 1
USDA * Turkey Time
Alleee 1
Norm Burns (Song Poem) * Our Thanksgiving Blessings are Great
Turkey in the Straw on Banjo
Sarah Vowell 2
Chase Sanborn Coffee ad 1
Billie Holiday * Autumn in New York
Fiddlin’ Arthur Smith * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 3
Brownie McGhee * Cornbread and Peas
Ken Griffin * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 4
Old Radio Ad * Roma Wines
I Like Pie
Jeremy Shane * Turkey Murder
Sarah Vowell 5
Les Joyeux Beaucerons * Le Cuisiniere
Liberace * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 6
Old Radio * Fat and Grease 3
Larry Taylor * Autumn Portrait
Leon Haywood * Cornbread and Buttermilk
Sarah Vowell 7
Marv Herzog * Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie Polka
Tennessee Mafia Jug Band * Turkey in the Straw
Sarah Vowell 8
Mr. F. Le Mur * Pork Chop
The Brady Bunch * Don’t Attack the Fort
The Night They Invented Poutine
Sarah Vowell 9
The Brady Bunch * Family Effort
Rashida Jones * I Love Stuffing
Sarah Vowell 10
Alleee 2
Vince Guaraldi * Joe Cool

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A Disclaimer (from my sordid past)

I hate admitting the crap I put out there on the internet in the 2000’s. But one piece of crap I need to avail myself of is Stefan Molyneux.

Molyneux was/is a Market Anarchist who had crowd-sourced podcasts that bordered on guruship. Stefan and his followers. Now, Francois is not a follower of anyone, but they did become internet acquaintances. We had him on the Hellbound Alleee show, and later on we would have these epic long conversations with him.

And that’s where my relationship with him ended. I don’t know what he said, but I was so angry it made me sick to my stomach. I told Francois I didn’t want to be associated with him anymore, and after that, Franc disavowed him–well, actually, he got banned from his show. Then market anarchy became socialism and feminism, and then Molyneux started doddering on about how feminism destroys everything, and so do women. I don’t know why and I don’t care.

So please, forgive my trespasses. Forgive my trespassers, or whatever. I compromised my own values for that of my husband who, Thank “Bob,” has mostly come around. I’m too old to be playing those kinds of games. You would forgive me if you lived with him. That man is a gem, a treasure, a husband whom when you come home from work and see a mess, says “no, no, you lie down here on the couch. I’ll take care of it.” That’s the kind of guy you wanna keep, even if he changes his political views now and then.

The End.

Mondo Diablo 381: Hack or Genius? Why Can’t it be Both?

This is a show about Harry Stephen Keeler. A Wonder of the 20th Century. Pay heed, my friends.

Playlist

HSK-1
Men have tried to destroy Mondo Diablo
Alleee 1
Einstein’s Secret Orchestra * Is This The Little Connie I Carry
George Carter * Ghost Woman Blues
HSK-2
Le Mur * 9090 Ministries
The Larry Shipley Singers * God Is
Little Marcy * When Mister Satan Knocks at My Heart’s Door
Dave Beuner * Stoning of Gay Persons
Cowboy
Muppet Mash * Pogo
Nenslo * Take me off to Space
HSK-3
Le Mur * Deal with the Internet
Pepper
Phil Kidd: Angry Racist Moron
Glenn or Glenda
Le Mur * God Damn You
Furry Lewis * Good Looking Girl Blues
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay
HSK-4
Le Mur * God Gives You Money
Quincy
Rick Seaburg * Fix my Car
Einstein’s Secret Orchestra * Earth: We Must Get Off
Le Mur * God Hates You 2
Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night
Senor Moog * Le Frenetico
HSK-5
Le Mur * God in Glendale
Sesame Street * Monsterpiece Theatre
Sister Melodious Chops * My Wallet Belongs to Bob
Evolution Bankrupted?
Le Mur * God Recurring Problem
Why Doesn’t Daddy Come Home?
HSK 6
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo 380: Back From the Deep

I’ve opened the windows, and cleaned my room. Yes, I’m back, the air is fresh, and the sun is shining.

Playlist

Supermonsters
Alleee1
Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen * Midnight in Moscow
His Emineminence, feat v Piddy * Putin Rap
-Only Fidel can provide candy
The Incinerators * Disco’s in the Garbage
David Byrne * Just a Friend
-Barber * Dan Savage is Hateful and Vile
Kalinka Balalaika
Russ/1
-Bring it on-line * Casting out Demons (for dummies)
Barney Miller Theme
Glen Campbell * Dreams of the Everyday Housewife
-Boykin * Jesus was a Tough Guy, a MAN’S man!
Old Ossetian Lady playing the balalaika
Katyusha
-Robertson * Low Carb diet violates God’s principles
Scientology (that’s the plan for me)
Why Doesn’t Daddy Come Home?
-Seeds of Godlessness
-Flying Helicopter Baby
Hilary Hahn * Prokofiev Violin Concerto 2-3 Scherzo
Genghis Khan * Moscow
-Child of Jonestown * I’m-a Shot Her!
Henri Rene * Manhattan Idyl
Bugotak * Come Together
-Why does the bible talk about dragons?
Django Reinhardt * Dark Eyes
Russ-2
-Gohmert * How does the mating of two males evolve the species? (?!?!?!)
John Trubee * Blind Man’s Penis
John Bult * Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday
L Ron Hubbard * the Tarot and the Fool
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 379: A Good, Old-Fashioned Christmas

In which I read from Santa Claus, Last of the Wildmen: The Origins and Evolution of Saint Nicholas, Spanning 50,000 years, by Phyllis Siefker

Playlist

Wildman 1
Dion Opening
Intro 1
Alleee 1
Durwood Douche * Just Another Christmas Gift
Christmas one-liner 01
Paul Trip * I’ve Got a Date with Santa
Wildman 2
Martinn * Christmas in the City
Christmas one-liner 02
La Peregrinacion * Medley-We Three Kings…
Wildman 3
Wade Denning * Tijuana Christmas
Christmas one-liner 03
Woody Woodchuck * 12 Days of Christmas
Wildman 4
Linda Escobar * Pastorcillos
Christmas one-liner 04
I Farted on Santa’s Lap
Wildman 5
Granny Sings Jingle Bells
Christmas one-Liner 5
Irving Oil Christmas
Wildman 6
Japanese Jingle Bells
Christmas one-liner 6
Mae Questal * I Want You for Christmas
Wildman 7
Odile Closset * La Lettre au Pere Noel
Christmas one-liner 7
Pere Noel Remix
Wildman 8
Fats Waller and His Rhythm * Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells
Christmas one-liner 8
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
Wildman 9
The Psychoskeletons * Good King Bob
Christmas one-liner 9
Wildman 10
Harry the Hipster * He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 378: Grüss Von Krampus

This week we have Krampus from You Tube and American Dad. Also, there’s more remixed Christmas tunes for your pleasure, and Krampus laments the fallout from the American popularization of her kind.

Playlist

A Krampus Story-Austria
Alleee1
Matt and Trey Parker * Dead, Dead, Dead
What is the Time
Kay Brown * Daddy, is Santa Really Six Foot Four
A Krampus Karol
Les Poppys * September Noir December Blanc
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Raymond Scott Quintette * Christmas Night in Harlem
Christmas with the Krampus
Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev’ry Day’s a Holiday
A Right Smart Holiday
Bernie Cummins and his Orchestra * I Told Santa Claus to Bring Me You
American Dad Krampus 1
Bobby Helms * Captain Santa and His Reindeer Space Patrol
Merry Christmas
Crass * Merry Crassmas Part 2
American Dad Krampus 2
Crudbump : Fuck You if you Don’t Like Christmas
It’s Christmas
Go Home Productions * Carpenter’s Christmas
American Dad Krampus 3
The Kinsey Sicks * I’m Dreaming of a White Santa
The Nicest Things are Happening
June Christy * The Merriest (Thunderball Mix)
American Dad Krampus 4
Jan Garber and his Orchestra * Frosty the Snowman
Special Announcement
Kingofpants * alalafalalahasselhoff
American Dad Krampus 5
Larry Nestor * Santa Doesn’t Smoke Anymore
Have a Wonderful Day
Rhythm scholar kringlekut remix * Wonderful Christmastime
Krampus Uncovered
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 377: Happy Yaksmas Day!

As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax in our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase “Happy Holidays,” Bill O’Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fools to use this greeting. To say the word Christmas should sting like a thousand bees upon our tongues! Well, fear not, oh Godless ones, for there is another sacred day. And that day is Solstice, you dumbass, O’Reilly. Oh and then there’s…

Playlist

Ren and Stimpy * Yaksmas Caroling
Krampus 1
DJ John * The Christmas Massacre of Charlie Brown
Christmas Song 4 U
Computer Perfection * Purple Snowflakes
Ren and Stimpy * We Give You Another Stupid Song
YELLO * Jingle Bells
A Visit from Santa Claus!
No-L * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Ren and Stimpy * Get me my dog-wallopin’ guitar
Dick Dudley * Six Tons O Toys
1987 1-900 Santa
Ren and Stimpy * We’re Going Shopping
Arnold Schwarzenegger * Christmas Greeting
Voicedude * Santa Benz
Ren and Stimpy * and Wilbur, crazed with senility, would sing this song
Bill Anderson * The Night Before Christmas and the Story of the Nativity
Jeremiah 10
Ren and Stimpy * Yak Shaving Day
Jonathan Winters * The Abominable Snowman
DJ Tabernacle * Enjoy the Silent Night
Ren and Stimpy * You’re not going to believe what he sent me
Phil Harris * The Thing
Have a happy new one
RIAA * The Six Million Dollar Man and Santa Claus Fight Global Warming
Ren and Stimpy * The Muddy Mudskipper Holiday Hop
Aunt Beru and the Juicers * Santa Brings it
MST3K * A Patrick Swayze Christmas
Bilbo Broggins and DJ Frodo * Lung Cancer by Christmas
Ren and Stimpy * Cat Hairballs
DJBC & Imagine Santa
Black Adder * Piggy
Mr Fab * I’ll be Home for Christmas
Ren and Stimpy * Rudolph’s Nose
Krampus 2

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