Cinema de Merde is a great site for reading in-depth reviews of really cheesy movies. It’s totally worth checking out if not only because it’s not just MST3K-type films. Scott has A Night in Heaven. Scott really loves Xanadu. The reviews are written, recorded, podcasted and VIDEOCAST. Basically, there’s no excuse NOT to peruse the review of GYMKATA.
Playlist
Scott 1
Alleee1
Fats Domino * Everybody’s Got Something to Hide ‘Cept for me and my Monkey
The Ventures * Moon Child
Scott 2
Communists
Mulatu Astatqé * Yègellé Tezeta
Scott 3
Gregory Brothers * Autotune the News
Ken Jones * Chicken Pie
Scott 4
Lowell Mason * Lord, I’m Comin’ Home
Ruth Welcome * Vaya Con Dios
Scott 5
Sandy Nelson * Karate Boogaloo
Spinning Wheel * Maunard Ferguson
Scott 6
Six Voices of Zion * You Got to Move
Billy Strange * Star Trek
Scott 7
Taxi Taxi * Oh My Darlin’ Clementine
Johnny Kemm * Taboo
Scott 8
The Teen Queens with the Neely Plumb Orchestra * You Good Boy; You Get Cookie
Georges Montalba * Anitra’s Dance
Scott 9
Carl Stalling * The Skeleton Dance
Electric Light Orchestra * I’m Alive
Scott 10
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Praise “Bob!” Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren’t they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit “Cop Killer” was in the news for being somehow a NEW theme in rock ‘n’ roll. A “new” theme that proves that what adults have been saying for (literally) millenia is right: Kids These Days are Out of Control and it’s all the fault of that awful “rap/rock and roll/jazz/ragtime/Tinpan Alley/Liszt/minuet/immoral combination of lute and singing” music! And OF COURSE that’s true! It’s always those people who are going out to have a good time who ruin the suffering for the Rest of Us!
Playlist
A Man with Holes in His Hands
Stang1
Alleee1
Billy Jack Hymn
Sex Gossip
Copacabana Scopitone
Stang 2
Norel Pref * Sentenced to Life
Antonio Carlos Jobim * Children’s Games
Stang 3
John Carradine * Rant
The Ex with Kamagurka and Herr Seele * This song is in English
Larry Elgart * Doodle Doo Doo
Stang 4
Cursing in School
The Android Sisters * Frank Talk
My Teenage Stride * To Live and DIe in the Airport Lounge
Stang 5
Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton * Daddy was an Old Time Preacher
Radiohead * No Surprises
Alleee * The Dope Addicts Say
The Android Sisters * Robots are Coming
Stang 6
Westboro Baptist Church * God Hates Gaga
Hal Blaine * Wiggy
Stang 7
Symphony of Science * Our Place in the Universe
Bob Thompson & Felix Slatkin * Happy Hobo
Stang 8
France Gall * Teenie Weenie Boppie
Ferrante & Teicher * Tico Tico
Stang 9
Alleee 2
Leaving Scientology is not very easy. It’s like leaving the CIA. Scientology apparently has secrets it doesn’t want anyone to know about. Suddenly, when Scientology is concerned about secrets (and refunds), it’s a business that sells products. The rest of the time, it’s a sacred holy Church. And you’d better not say it’s a business with product, because then they’ll sue–not like they won’t sue for thinking about Scientology in the presence of others. Oh, and your old friends and family in the church will shun you–of “their own free will” of course.
Listen to the even, calm and collected Scientologists, and the hysterical non-scientologist. until someone mentions the Fucking Insane, Bipolar, Needs-anti-psychotic-drugs-badly COB, the Chokes-His-”Fellow-Parishoners”-More-than-Homer-Chokes-Bart himself, David Miscavige. Calm down. Larry! (Don’t you love it when someone tells you to “calm down,” when you yourself feel pretty calm? A sure way to light a fire, and most likely in a Tech somewhere.)
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 1
Alleee 1
Funky Belek * Du Rhum, Des Gangsters
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 2
Enturbulator 009 * noots
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 3
Chalk Hills Camp * Witchcraft
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 4
DZK * Hello Humans, This is Xenu
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 5
Harry Partch * Barstow (excerpt)
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 6
L Ron Hubbard Sings Thank You for Listening
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 7
Pearl Bailey * Haiti
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 8
Scientology Song
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 9
Norel Pref * Slack Your Way to the Top
Larry Anderson vs Tommy Davis 10
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The clips this week comes from an old propaganda/brainwashing American men film, “Your job in Germany.” Isn’t it horrible how a country believes its so superior that it has the right to invade other countries so it can be the world’s superpower? And the use of propaganda! Tsk! I guess the picture is right. They are born and bred with this belief of superiority. (snark)
Playlist
Your Job in Germany 1
Alleee 1
Roy Black * Meine Liebe zur Dir
James Last * Hello Dolly
Your Job in Germany 2
Ob 15, Ob 16, Ob 17 Jahre Alt
Peggy March * Memories of Heidelberg
Your Job in Germany 3
Ingo and his Continentals featuring Manny the Singing Chef * Komm Gib Mer Deine Hand
Klaus Wunderlicht * Wunderland Bei Nacht
Your Job in Germany 4
Nina Hagen * Wir Leben Immer…Noch
Die Crazy Girls * Lass Dir Zeit (Walk, Don’t Run)
Your Job in Germany 5
Nicole * Ein Bisschen Frieden
Die Ärzte-3 * Tage Bart
Your Job in Germany 6
Blue Diamonds * Sukiyaki
France Gall * Ich Träume Jeder Nacht
Your Job in Germany 7
Heino * Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuß
Eddie Warner en zang van The Nelson Boys * Telstar
Your Job in Germany 8
Dschinghis Khan * Dschingis Khan 2006
IFA Wartburg * Hallo Guter Kommunist
Your Job in Germany 9
Mr. Ed Theme Song
Udo Jürgens * Aber Bitte mit Sahne
Your Job in Germany 10
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Praise “Bob!” Here are my predictions for the AMAZING year 2010, as well as some vague guesses about WWIII and Armageddon from some YouTube Yahoo.
Playlist
predictions1
Futurewar2
Alleee: 1
Bob Chance * Bob the Van Man
Cast of “Real Chance at Love” * Animals are Awesome
Predictions 2
2019after2
Ronald K Wells & the Youth Choir * I Wonder I Wonder
Billy Ward & the Dominoes * Tootsie Roll
Predictions 3
abraxas4
Dan Ashwander * The Will of God
Ed Summerlin & Roger Ortmayer * Service of Confession
Predictions 4
angryred1
The Hawaiians * He Turned Water into Wine
RIAA * No Lies
Predictions 5
angryred4
Slim Gaillard * Yip Roc Heresy
Uggs
Predictions 6
atomicage4
Adriano Celentano * Prisencolinensinainciusol
Symphony of Science * We Are All Connected
Predictions 7
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The Boswell Sisters * Heebie Jeebies
Fats Waller and his Rhythm * Got No Time
Predictions 8
attackmars2
Os Mutantes * Ave Ghengis Khan
Kanui & Lula * Oua, Oua
Predictions 9
attackmars4
Bob Ehret * Stop the Clock
Frances Baskerville * The Grassy Knoll
Predictions 10
badchannels1
Alleee2
Landmark 1
David Lindup * In the Limelight
Alleee 1
John Gary * Yellow Bird
Grant Green * Cantaloupe Woman
Landmark 2
The Trailblazers * Keep Your Motor Hot
Perez Prado * Mambo En Sax
Landmark 3
I’m Dressing Myself
April in Paris
Landmark 4
The DeZurick Sisters * Arizona Yodeler
Laurie Johnson * Happy Go Lively
Landmark 5
Teen Challenge Choir * My Psychiatrist
101 Strings * Astral Freakout
Landmark 6
Sergio Mendes and Brasil ‘66 * When Summer Turns to Snow
Syd Dale * Disc a Go-Go
Landmark 7
The York Brothers * Chicken Blues
The Three Suns * C’est Si Bon
Landmark 8
Los Quatro Amigos * Tracate
Gerhardt Narholz * Pop Promotion
Landmark 9
Joe Monsano * Life on Reggae Planet
Crazy Luke * Karate
Landmark 10
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Annette Funicello and the Beach Boys * Monkey’s Uncle
Enoch Light * Green Eyes Cha-Cha
This week, while I recover, Francois will step in with a tale somewhat well-calculated to keep you somewhere close to the edge of your seat.
Playlist
Slightly Sinister1
Danny Kaye * I Paid my Income Tax Today
Enturbulator 009 * One of Us
Slightly Sinister 2
The LeeVees * How do you Spell Chanukkah?
Kahli Bahlu * How Can I Tell My Guru?
Slightly Sinister 3
Nine Inch Nails * Closer (Super Mario Remix)
Of Montreal * I Wish You Were Born a Girl
Slightly Sinister 4
Portal * Still Alive
Portland Judy * Treasures in Heaven
Slightly Sinister 5
Raffi * Banana Phone
Scientology-Ron’s Journal * Wall of Fire
Slightly Sinister 6
Of Montreal * You are an Airplane
Russ Burgess * The Burgess Method
Slightly Sinister 7
Stark Effect * Without a Ray of Light
Francois * Abstract Piece
Slightly Sinister 8
Holy Jerusalem
Symphony of Science * We are All Connected
Slightly Sinister 9
We Want to Fish for Men
Khali Bahlu * Lonely Teardrops
Slightly Sinister 10
The biggest, most spectacular Christmas Episode Yet, and Davey & Goliath get to share in the wealth. Lucky Lutherans!
Playlist
Davey & Goliath 1
Alleee 1
Johnny “Bowtie” Barstow * Jingle Bells
Bobby Sabatino * I’m Gonna Hang up Mommy’s Stocking
Davey & Goliath 2
Three Weissman * Schlepp the Halls with Loaves of Hallah
Comar * Pere Noel Blues
Davey & Goliath 3
Ultra Joe Bot * Chinese Tea Dance
Combustible Edison * Christmas
Davey & Goliath 4
Amahl and the Night Visitors * This is my Box
DJ BC * Imagine Santa
Davey & Goliath 5
Britten * Harp Interlude from Ceremony of Carols
Fontanna, his Orchestra and Chorus * Snowflakes
Davey & Goliath 6
Debussy * Jimbo’s Lullaby
The Caroleers * Hole in my Christmas Stocking
Davey & Goliath 7
Kiki & Herb * Opening Medley-Sleigh Ride
Jeannie Jay and the Gus DeWert Trio * Space Age Santa Claus
Davey & Goliath 8
Britten * In Freezing Winter Night
Jo Stafford * White Christmas
Davey & Goliath 9
Debussy * Serenade for a Doll
Johnny “Bowtie” Barstow * Joy to the World
Davey & Goliath 10
Alleee 2
Scrooge * I Like Life
Footprints in the Snow
Jpop Lover * Hurry Christmas
Yultide Zeppelin
Julius Wechecher * God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Johnny “Bowtie” Barstow * Silent Night
Lenlow * Donde Esta Santa Claus
Odie Closset & Manu Markou * Christmas
Mike Love * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Noel Blanc
Ray Martin, his Orchestra and Chorus * Winter Wonderland
Paul et Paul * C’est Noel
Peanuts/The Awkward Stage * Christmastime is Here
Rock ‘n’ Rhodes * Christmas All Year Through
Satan and the Damned * Christmastime in Hell
Les Freres Brosse * Noel Drole
Burl Ives * Some Snow for Johnny
Suzannah * Mommy and Daddy, please don’t steal for me this Christmas
The Association * Home for the Holidays
Roy Meyer Swingers * Christmas Waltz
The Golddiggers * WInter Wonderland
The New Christy Minstrels * It’ll be a Merry Christmas
The Partridge Family * Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
Tony Sacco * Jolly Fat Man
Louis Prima * When Last Year They Were Blue
Eric Idle * Fuck Christmas
Williams Brothers * The Christmas Song
Playwright Edgar Oliver just did a bit for The Moth called The Apron Strings of Savannah. He’s my new temporary Personal Savior, making him just Christmassy enough, and very, very Xistlesslistlessnessmassy.
Playlist
Edgar Christmas 1
Alleee 1
Kiki & Herb * Fox in the Snow
Wade Denning * Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Edgar Christmas 2
The Klezmonauts * Good King Wenceslaus
Danger Woman * Sleigh Ride
Edgar Christmas 3
Ken Griffin * Kringle’s Jingle
Les Poppys * September Noir Noel Blanc
Edgar Christmas 4
Melachrino Strings * Jingle Bells
Peter Wood Singers and Orchestra * Hail Christmas
Edgar Christmas 5
Monterey Brass * Mama’s Santa Surprise
Jada With the Vice Squad * Jada’s Christmas Song
Edgar Christmas 6
Royale Concert Orchestra * March of the Toys
Singing Mariners * Holly Holy
Edgar Christmas 7
St. Phillips Boys Choir * Walking in the Air
A Plus D * Give Da Jew Girl Toys
Edgar Christmas 8
Steve Tung * Winter Ride
Big Balls of Holly * Bhangra Jingle Bells
Edgar Christmas 9
The Bob Crewe Generation * Winter Warm
The Leroy Holmes Singers * Be Mine Tonight
Edgar Christmas 10
Vince Guaraldi Trio * Skating
Alleee 2
Post WWII Christmas tearjerker about a returned GI with a little bit of amnesia about the role of women in family life (he can’t stand it if she works outside the home). What a jerk.
Playlist
Joe Christmas 1
Alleee 1
Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas Opening
Sam Ulano * The Story of Santa Claus
Joe Christmas 2
Esquivel * Frosty the Snowman
The Caroleer Singers * Christmas Cookies and Holiday Hearts
Joe Christmas 3
Erwin Halletz and Orchestra * Hungarian Sleigh Ride
Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol * All Alone in the World
Joe Christmas 4
Joyce * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Tammy Faye Bakker * Jingle Bells
Joe Christmas 5
Serotron * Death of the Sugarplum Fairy
Little Marcy * Suzy Snowflake
MacMillan Sing and Learn Program * Santa’s Coming
Wade Denning * Tijuana Christmas
Dorothy Olson with Norman Leyden and his Orchestra and Chorus * Christmas Spirit
Joe Christmas 6
George Garabedian * Tijuana Taxi
FAROFF * House of Klezmer
Joe Christmas 7
Kitt–The Amazing Car of Tomorrow * Nightrider Christmas
DJ Flack * Dreidl Bells
Joe Christmas 8
Bella, Bella, Bella
Rocking Disco Santa Claus
Joe Christmas 9
Alleee 2
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