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Mondo Diablo Episode 328: Funky, Fervent Fundies

November 11, 2011

It has been awhile since my last podcast honoring http://www.fstdt.com , so I thought I’d add one. I think you’ll be pleased. I hope you’ll be pleased.

Playlist

Fundies 1
Alleee1
Jean-Jacques Perrey * Parade Des Soldats De Bois
Zoogz Rift * Heart Attack
Fundies 2
Was Not Was * Wheel Me Out
Coon-Sanders Nighthawks * Here Comes My Ball and Chain
Fundies 3
Alan Hawkshaw & Alan Parker * Happy Bluebeat
The Rudy Schwartz Project * Snot Mouth Tweedle
Fundies 4
Gil Evans/Jimmie Hendrix * Angel
The Swingle Singers * I Am the Walrus
Fundies 5
Gaetan Poirier * Winter Carnival Reel
Slack Bangers * Bob is Luv
Fundies 6
Günter Noris * Jumbo
Jose Gonzales * Love Will Tear Us Apart
Fundies 7
James Clarke * Kids’ Stuff
The Psychoskeletons * Jesus in the Sky
Fundies 8
Irving Fields Trio * Mama’s Mambo
Sid Hemphill, Lucius Smith, Will Head & Alec Askew * Skillet Good and Greasy
Fundies 9
Alan Parker & Alan Hawkshaw * Stratosphere
The Residents * Nineteen Ninety-Nine
Fundies 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 282: Let Us Play at Exorcism!

November 14, 2010

This week, our old friend Bob Larson tries to pull off some amazingly New Age therapy on some gay men. It includes the assumption that they hate their fathers, and when that doesn’t pan out, they hate their mothers. I suppose if this guy had hated his father, he would have pulled out some old men out of the audience to help with his routine, and it would have been a big male affection festival. Which is really gay.

Playlist

Let Us Play At Exorcism 1
Alleee1
Reuben Reeves * Parson Blues
Seattle
Let Us Play At Exorcism2
Luis E Bacalov * Lamica
Darwin Breweries
Whispering Jack Smith * Baby Face
Let Us Play At Exorcism3
Red Nichols and his Five Pennies * Sweet Georgia Brown
Brother Joe May and the Pilgrim Travelers * It Didn’t Cost Very Much
Let Us Play At Exorcism4
Andy Alona and his Novelty Four * That Lovin’ Hula
unconscious
Diane Renay * Man of Mystery
Let Us Play At Exorcism5
Nino Rota * Jeanette of the Spirits
U.S. Plus
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders * I’m Just Wild About Animal Crackers
Let Us Play At Exorcism6
Rufus Hofbagger * All You Need is Toys
Brasil ’66 * Mas Que Nada
Let Us Play At Exorcism7
Witchita Lineman
Lucky Duck Garage
Nora Orlandi * A Doppia Faccia
Let Us Play At Exorcism8
Rockwell Blake * Rossini * Duo Des Chats
Pam Miller * The Marine Corps Builds Men
Let Us Play At Exorcism9
The Otis Skilling Singers * The Lord Above
Cleary & Harding * We no Speak Americano
Let Us Play At Exorcism10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 276: Do Whatever You Want; Don’t Mind Me

October 5, 2010

In case you’re wondering, I saw this video posted on this blog: http://goeagles2u.blogspot.com/ . I don’t know if anyone is entertained by endtimes predictions, but I wouldn’t mind if the blog author saw this on his trackback.

This is another typical alarmist video from some Christian preacher. A Warning-against-Rampant-Satanism video is not a rarity, not by any means. This one happens to be chock full of copyright violationy goodness. Yes, it’s fair use. But I don’t think Disney knows what Fair Use means. You have to wonder how many Christian materials snatched up Disney content to show rampant liberalism/homosexuality/satanism/Communism is. Hey, RIAA: don’t look at me: you should really plumb the depths of the Christian Educational Video genre. It would be a goldmine–for the RIAA, of course, Not for the artists. Riiight. They give money won from lawsuits to ARTISTS. I’d like to see THAT happen.

Playlist

Do What You Want 1
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Horrific Child * Frayeur
John Zacherly * Coolest Little Monster
Do What You Want 2
Cheekyboy * This is Halloween
The New Mayfair Dance Orchestra * The Haunted House
Do What You Want 3
Edgar Hayes and his Orchestra * Satan Takes a Holiday
Anton Szander LaVey * Satan Takes a Holiday
Do What You Want 4
Frankie Stein and his Ghouls * Mummy’s Little Boy
Don Hinson and the Rigormorticians * Do the Rigormortis
Do What You Want 5
Ralph Marterie and his Marlboro Men * Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Oscar Brand and his Young Friends * The Devil’s Question
Do What You Want 6
Robert Corbett * Josette’s Theme
Ruth Roberts, Bill Katz, Gene Piller * Ghoul Days, Ghoul Days
Do What You Want 7
Pilchard * Belalugarage is Dead
Sharkey Todd and his Monsters * Horror Show
Do What You Want 8
Bernard Hermann and his Orchestra * The Day the Earth Stood Still
Ten Foot Two, Eyes of Glue
Do What You Want 9
Lawrence Welk * Mountain King
Glen Gray & Casa Loma Orchestra * The House is Haunted
Do What You Want 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 267: Satan: The Lesser of Two Evils

August 12, 2010

Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks that one of the great injustices of the Christian religion is its portrayal of Satan as The Greatest Evil, which isn’t even warranted by biblical standards. This week, I read these two essays:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/lenhardt01.htm
http://daltonator.net/durandal/religion/satan.shtml

Once again, religioustolerance.org proves to be The Go-To site!

Playlist

Lesser 1
Alleee1
The Mulcays * Kiss Me Again
Mitch Wells * Body Thetan
Lesser 2
Alessandro Alessandroni * Cielo Verde
Christian Home Siding
Lesser 3
Esquivel * Port-Au-Prince
John R. Butler * Hand of the Almighty
Lesser 4
Malcolm Lockyer * All I Do is Dream of You
Lemire Twins * Mighty Lak a Rose
Lesser 5
Soul Machine * Twitchie Feet
Alan Scott * Little Boxes
Lesser 6
Mike Sammes * Girl From Ipanema
LSD Educational Video
Lesser 7
Wizards and Warriors II Title Screen
Queen of Uranus
Lesser 8
Billy May * Summer Samba
Scala & Kolacny Brothers * Creep
Lesser 9
Mort Garson * TV Production Music
Sue Lyon * Lolita Ya-Ya
Lesser 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 264: A Fundie Fracas!

July 23, 2010

Here’s two, from Fundies Say the Darndest Things, http://www.fstdt.com that didn’t make the list:

Darwinism has long ago been shown to be pure mythology. It’s only supporters are the phoney profs that use it as a vehicle for dumbing down the naive student population and applying for federal grants, AND gullible followers. Tell me, when’s the last time you saw a half man-half ape OR a half man-half fish? You suggest: Tell the truth and people can decide. It seems to me people are deciding and the darwinist “groupies” view this independent thought as encroachment on their turf. Since they cannot bear detailed scrutiny, they make haste to silence the opposition.

kimosabe31, Free Republic

Do you know since God gave us , cows, pigs, chicken and goat domisticated 6000 years before and yet no scientitits made a domisticated animal up to now? That’s why we should thank our Lord.
Thomas, Yahoo Answers

Thought you might enjoy that.

Playlist

Fundy 1
Alleee 1
The Three Suns * You are my Lucky Star
Little Marcy * Be Careful What you Do
Fundy 2
Alan Hawkshaw & Alan Parker * Girl at the Top
Rabbits and Carrots * Sex Machine
Le Mur * PR Gnus 1
Fundy 3
Alessandro Alessandroni * Vocalisation
Georgie Dann * Por Qué un Pijama
Fundy 4
James Last * Rice and Beans
The Serendipity Singers * Beverly Believer
Fundy 5
Moog Party Time * Listening to Mozart
Norel Pref * Already Wasted
Fundy 6
Lanzerot * Cool Pants
Andy Kirk * Shorty Boo
Fundy 7
The Electronic Concept Orchestra * Oh Happy Day
Sapulpa High School Chorus * Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Le Mur * PR Gnus 2
Fundy 8
Neil Richardson * I Say, I Say, I Say
Billy Murray * Take me to the Cabaret
Fundy 9
Keith Mansfield * New Image
Crooked Creek Crickets * Motherless Child
Fundy 10
Lloyd Lindroth * A Walk in the Black Forest
Queen Bee Drive Thru Window
Alleee 2
Dan Savage’s Thoughts on the moral outrage over sexting

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Mondo Diablo Episode 255: God is a Killer!

May 29, 2010

Many Christians (I don’t know the percentage) actually do worship a murderous, bloodthirsty god (regardless of the fact it’s apparent in the bible that it is), and consider fear of their god a necessity to go into “heaven.” It’s a lot more simple and practical than it first sounds. This is not some great spiritual truth for them. This is not enlightenment in the least. This is as primitive as any “religion” can get: You’ve got to love God or He will kill you. (Sound familiar?) So why study the bible or pray? They don’t want no fruity intellectuals in this religion. Alls you gotta do is get saved. Alls you gotta do to want to get saved is be ascareded. Praise. And that’s something to be proud of.

Playlist
God is a Killer 1
Alleee 1
Ann Hess * Light of my Life
We Are Terrorists * Western Spaghetti
God is a Killer 2
Sylvie Vartan * Cette Lettre Là
James Hapham * Nuts and Bolts
Onion News 1
God is a Killer 3
Dr. John D. Clarke * The Rules
Spaghetti Western Orchestra * Medley
God is a Killer 4
Ellen Wayne * The Night That I Met You
Paul Lewis * Drama Street
God is a Killer 5
Modern Jazz Stars * High Time
Pretend you’ve got balls
Art Van Damme * Madamme
God is a Killer 6
Mister Chris and the Gassy Bubbles * The Sharing Song
Pastor Jaynor Hypercleats * Pray to “Bob!”
God is a Killer 7
The Four Freshmen * Crazy Bones
Onion News 2
The Electronic Concept Orchestra * Je t’aime…moi non plus
God is a Killer 8
T-Bone Walker * Plain Ol’ Down Home Blues
Pretend with me
The Electric Moog Orchestra * Galactic Force
God is a Killer 9
The ECC * Stairway to Brittany
To Know and to Act (Sales)
Sir Christopher Scott * Always Somethin’ There to Remind me
God is a Killah 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 252: Aw, Hell. Part 1

April 30, 2010

Estus Pirkle presents the REAL reason to believe: because God is some kind of horrible monster who created a system where people who go to the wrong Christian church end up burning and have constant diarrhea due to intestinal parasites–which is interesting because there are already people in the “wrong church” who are already dying of constant diarrhea. So maybe those hippies who said “hell is here on earth” were actually right, and old Estus escaped with his intestines intact. Or maybe he went to some other religion’s Hell. I shudder to think.

Watch “The Burning Hell” here: http://thefaithfulpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/06/burning-hell-by-estus-pirkle.html

Playlist

Hell 1
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Jenks “Tex” Carman * Hillbilly Hula
Ready Teddy * Tutti Frutti
Densopep
Hell 2
John Shakespeare * Bell Hop
DJ Le Clown * Superkelt
Hell 3
Goose Culbreath * Granny
BOB Sex
Hell 4
Jonathan Winters * A Violent Elderly Person
Hell 5
Enoch Light and the Light Brigade * Bidin’ My Time
Bobwell
Hell 6
Pimpdaddy Supreme * Pick Up the Phone
Hell 7
John Buzon Trio * Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
Wayne Butane
Hell 8
The Bathroom Song
Hell 9
Les Baxter * Rachmaninov Prelude in C Minor
Faster Pussycat
Hell 10
LeGarde Twins * Blue Canadian Rockies
RIAA * Hideaway Moog Shuffle
Hell 11
Donny Lee * Skunk Ape


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Mondo Diablo Episode 245 LSD? AOK!

March 11, 2010

Mr Chris and the Gassy Bubbles:


http://www.mrchrisandthegassybubbles.com/

LSD: Battle for the Mind attempts to show the harm LSD is doing to 1960’s Society, unlike racism, sexism, war and killing all the brown people in Other Countries.

Playlist

LSD AOK
Alleee1
Gassy and the Bubbles * Different People
Sweet Sweetback’s Badasssss Song mix
LSD AOK 2
Hal Blaine * Love-In
Mr. F Le Mur * PR Gnus 1296
LSD AOK 3
Hollyridge Strings * I Am a Rock
Dodo and the Dodo’s * Hvis det bli’r
LSD AOK 4
Al Goodman Orchestra * A Hunt in the Black Forest
Jonathan Coulton * Bacteria
LSD AOK 5
Larry Clinton Orchestra * The Creep
Lowell Mason * Jebus is the Sweetest
LSD AOK 6
The Bordens * Theme from Star Wars
Mr. F. Le Mur * PR Gnus 1297
LSD AOK 7
Rita Ford’s Antique Music Boxes * Nearer My God to Thee
Luie Luie * El Touchy
LSD AOK 8
Ray Anthony * Peter Gunn
Peter L Batsin * Make a Tape Recorder
LSD AOK 9
Ruth Welcome * Memories are Made of This
Alleee * Power of the Media
LSD AOK 10
Knuckles O’Toole * St Louis Blues
The Billy Nayer Show * Mars
Norel Pref * Dobbs Smart Smooth and No Good
Quincy Jones * Listen to the Melody
Stark Effect * The Real Thing
Alleee2
Evolution Control Committee * By the Time I Get to Arizona

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Mondo Diablo Episode 243 * Fundies FAIL

February 26, 2010

This week: more Hilarity from Fundies Say the Darndest Things! Watch out, non-Christians (and “wrong” Christians)! They’re getting a might riled up nowadays!

Playlist

Fundies Fail1
Alleee 1
Bobbi Blake * The Fruit of Self-Control
Nino Nardini * Soul Walk
Fundies Fail 2/Star Wars Disco
PR Gnus
Fundies Fail 3
The Four Skins * It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis
Norel Pref * Bob in Cleveland
Moog Classic
Fundies Fail 4
The Bran Flakes * Van Pop
Midas Touch * Bullworker
Fundies Fail 5
Chris Butler * Thinkin About Them Girls
T. Elerth * Movin’ It
Fundies Fail 6
Norel Pref * Bondage So Hard
Christine Laume * Rouge Rouge
Ron Geesin * Ambling Antics
Fundies Fail 7
Rod Keith * Do the Pig
Happy Accordian * Baby Face
Fundies Fail 8/Our Beautiful Flag is Crying
Robin Workman * Man in the Middle
Norel Pref * Capitalism with a Kink
Fundies Fail 9
Don Hagen * Bright Lights a Go-Go
Roger Roger * Danse du Sabre
Fundies Fail 10
Alleee2
Dick Shawn * Love Power
Bonus

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Mondo Diablo Episode 238: Stang on Satanism

January 31, 2010

Praise “Bob!” Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren’t they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit “Cop Killer” was in the news for being somehow a NEW theme in rock ‘n’ roll. A “new” theme that proves that what adults have been saying for (literally) millenia is right: Kids These Days are Out of Control and it’s all the fault of that awful “rap/rock and roll/jazz/ragtime/Tinpan Alley/Liszt/minuet/immoral combination of lute and singing” music! And OF COURSE that’s true! It’s always those people who are going out to have a good time who ruin the suffering for the Rest of Us!

Playlist

A Man with Holes in His Hands
Stang1
Alleee1
Billy Jack Hymn
Sex Gossip
Copacabana Scopitone
Stang 2
Norel Pref * Sentenced to Life
Antonio Carlos Jobim * Children’s Games
Stang 3
John Carradine * Rant
The Ex with Kamagurka and Herr Seele * This song is in English
Larry Elgart * Doodle Doo Doo
Stang 4
Cursing in School
The Android Sisters * Frank Talk
My Teenage Stride * To Live and DIe in the Airport Lounge
Stang 5
Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton * Daddy was an Old Time Preacher
Radiohead * No Surprises
Alleee * The Dope Addicts Say
The Android Sisters * Robots are Coming
Stang 6
Westboro Baptist Church * God Hates Gaga
Hal Blaine * Wiggy
Stang 7
Symphony of Science * Our Place in the Universe
Bob Thompson & Felix Slatkin * Happy Hobo
Stang 8
France Gall * Teenie Weenie Boppie
Ferrante & Teicher * Tico Tico
Stang 9
Alleee 2

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